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Floflo the seal
@flofloseal.bsky.social
Trans lady, seal furry, chaos witch. I like games, slam poetry, tabletop roleplaying games, cooking, plants, singing silly songs. I don't know how to make a good bio. Sometimes activist, sometimes huge nerd, always horny. NSFW, 18+ btw.
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Just realized I haven't posted my fursona on here. Might as well. I got other sonas but just gonna go with the one for now.
Of course the far right griftosphere is blaming feminism for what happened with the payment processors even though collective shout is a fundamentalist Christian organization.
July 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I am becoming an increasingly bitter, angry and combative person that snaps at people and I don't like it. It's not their fault I can't disconnect from the horrible shit going on. A lot of people are in the dark because this shit is designed to keep people in the dark.
July 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I feel like my life has no worth.
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 had me bawling my eyes out but ok I guess.
July 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Honestly, I trully believe we're gonna start seeing people blow up or attempt to blow up data centers in the same way that you see people do that with pipelines. This isn't an endorsement of such action, just think it's gonna happen at some point.
the more you learn about ai and the business behind it and truly how horribly ai mega datacenters are for the environment and are destroying the communities they’re in it makes you want to return to living in a cave
July 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I mean I'm one of them, but yes :3

(Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. Before I consciously questioned my gender, I literally was like Marge Simpson with trans people "I just think they're NEAT")
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
July 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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It's not slop if it appeals to your special interests.

#carol #2danimation #furryart #furry #selkie #corrosart
May 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The trip has been a bit of a nightmare. My phone got stolen at pride and navigating the city has been a nightmare without it and my sleeping meds are missing so I haven't really slept. I guess I am getting the full Toronto experience.
June 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Every time I am out with a friend and I spot a squirrel I excitedly go "squirrel!" And then I shame myself for being the adhd cliché.
June 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Check out my hairy balls.
June 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Tomorrow I am leaving for Toronto with my girlfriend~ we're gonna go to pride and see a couple of places!
June 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wait, Zohran won? I was fully bracing myself to be disappointed again. The fuck am I supposed to do now?
June 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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trans rights are a winning issue. ending the genocide in palestine is a winning issue. rent reduction, free transit, lower cost of groceries. these are the things the average person can get behind, yet the democrats refuse to acknowledge it
June 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
in aquarium news, I have almost all the (honsetly, expensive) equipment and plants I need for my aquascape. I'm receiving the surface skimmer soon as well as the soil, all that will be left is the co2 injection system which is unfortunately the most expensive part of the setup.
June 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How many transphobes does it take to paint a car red?

One, but you gotta throw them really hard.
June 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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her name is Luna!
(SHE/HER) 🐆🏳️‍⚧️🌙
June 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I should not be trusted with exciting nes, because I will say shit like "I HAVE EXCITING NEWS!" and the exciting news is that I plopped a new floating plant in my aquarium and stared at it for five minutes, happilly.
June 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pretty.
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Everyone say they want a milf goth mommy yet my bed is empty, smh.
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Right now my mood is shifting between righteous indignation and getting loud and active to hold my representatives accountable and being extremely horny and I hope those two things don't end up melding together in my head.
June 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This seals head is full of gay thoughts. Cuddled with my crush again tonight, her happy stems are the cutest.
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Great, I am horny now.
June 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Alright, time to bleach dip the new plants.
June 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes a flogger is a fashion accessory.
June 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Buying new aquarium plants for the axolotl tank makes for a happy flo flo.
June 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM