Sam
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and a girl ought to celebrate what passes by
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Just got reminded that Amy Adams didn’t get an Oscar nomination for “Arrival” the same year Annette Bening didn’t get nominated for “Twentieth Century Women” DON’T TEXT 😤
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Just got reminded that Amy Adams didn’t get an Oscar nomination for “Arrival” the same year Annette Bening didn’t get nominated for “Twentieth Century Women” DON’T TEXT 😤
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my edible and two glasses of wine are conspiring against me to make me horny…
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
my edible and two glasses of wine are conspiring against me to make me horny…
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In 2026 I’d like more butts on my face plz
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
In 2026 I’d like more butts on my face plz
Leg day courtesy of @madexcruise.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Leg day courtesy of @madexcruise.bsky.social
Devised myself a Marjorie Prime/Marty Supreme double feature #MarjorieSupreme? #MartyPrime?
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Devised myself a Marjorie Prime/Marty Supreme double feature #MarjorieSupreme? #MartyPrime?
Save me Pamela Anderson’s lentil soup…
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Save me Pamela Anderson’s lentil soup…
“When you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail” - Lorde
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“When you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail” - Lorde
maybe watching this immediately after getting back from seeing my family who haven’t budged an inch closer to accepting me within the last 13 years was…ill-advised!
Looking forward to watching this in the comfort of my own apartment tomorrow
![“Goin’ to the [cottage] and we’re gonna get [raaaaaaailed]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:agoqglowabfcdjnmdcdmofwv/bafkreidil7l5vbkl7q7yxk2hg67solyevzlfmwrdfrclar2xouzvh6rpvy@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
maybe watching this immediately after getting back from seeing my family who haven’t budged an inch closer to accepting me within the last 13 years was…ill-advised!
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😍 Nicole KIDMAN 😍
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
😍 Nicole KIDMAN 😍
Looking forward to watching this in the comfort of my own apartment tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Looking forward to watching this in the comfort of my own apartment tomorrow
powerless against the childhood bathroom mirror
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
powerless against the childhood bathroom mirror
The first verse of every religious Christmas song versus every subsequent verse
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The first verse of every religious Christmas song versus every subsequent verse
they should invent greeting cards for people you have complicated relationships with
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
they should invent greeting cards for people you have complicated relationships with
Watched a man get up from across the Acela car ONLY to say to the guy on his phone behind me “you know you’re in the quiet car” twice to shut him up and then return to his seat
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Watched a man get up from across the Acela car ONLY to say to the guy on his phone behind me “you know you’re in the quiet car” twice to shut him up and then return to his seat
Coworker and I brought a package up to the 12th floor that was delivered to us by accident, and frankly based on their reaction you’d think I just took a shit on their floor
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Coworker and I brought a package up to the 12th floor that was delivered to us by accident, and frankly based on their reaction you’d think I just took a shit on their floor
Scott Hunter in Heated Rivalry
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Scott Hunter in Heated Rivalry
I am not stronger than the millennial urge to take an online personality quiz 💚
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am not stronger than the millennial urge to take an online personality quiz 💚
Hinge’s otherworldly ability to pluck a man who was clearly not attracted to you but nonetheless invited you to his apartment in 2018 to watch Sam Rockwell in “Moon” on his bed and INSIST upon your compatibility 😍
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hinge’s otherworldly ability to pluck a man who was clearly not attracted to you but nonetheless invited you to his apartment in 2018 to watch Sam Rockwell in “Moon” on his bed and INSIST upon your compatibility 😍
Getting a “sometimes I’m tempted to message you and idk how you’d feel about that” on Grindr from my gorgeous dancer roommate from 2018…watch this space…
December 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Getting a “sometimes I’m tempted to message you and idk how you’d feel about that” on Grindr from my gorgeous dancer roommate from 2018…watch this space…
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How are you a “doormat parent” for estranged adult children? They aren’t walking through that door you speak of.
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
How are you a “doormat parent” for estranged adult children? They aren’t walking through that door you speak of.
Limited edition L train this morning?
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Limited edition L train this morning?
Garfield-maxxing on a snow day
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Garfield-maxxing on a snow day