Amanda 🦇 🐻
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Has anyone else had a letter about a survey by the office of national statistics?
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Has anyone else had a letter about a survey by the office of national statistics?
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You join me at Swansea Crown Court / Llys y Goron Abertawe where one of our periwigged friends has just said “a bubble-blowing penis”.
I can’t comment on whether this is the first time I have ever written that in shorthand.
I can’t comment on whether this is the first time I have ever written that in shorthand.
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
You join me at Swansea Crown Court / Llys y Goron Abertawe where one of our periwigged friends has just said “a bubble-blowing penis”.
I can’t comment on whether this is the first time I have ever written that in shorthand.
I can’t comment on whether this is the first time I have ever written that in shorthand.
I need to buy food but I'm putting it off. I have nothing meaningful to cook this evening.
a cartoon of batman with his hand on his chin
Alt: a cartoon of batman with his hand on his chin
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January 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I need to buy food but I'm putting it off. I have nothing meaningful to cook this evening.
I saw this and thought of @madeley.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I saw this and thought of @madeley.bsky.social
The first episode of Gogs. youtu.be/4YVMWrbPzjw?...
GOGS - Episode 1
YouTube video by MrClassicShows
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January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The first episode of Gogs. youtu.be/4YVMWrbPzjw?...
This the best thing I've seen today.
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
This the best thing I've seen today.
One for the tbr soon list 😊
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 AM
One for the tbr soon list 😊
I don't get how Cornwall, which geographically is not to far away from us on the Bristol Channel, can get wind gusts of 100mph and we didn't get anything like that. Did someone summon a storm diety to localise the gusts?
a man with a beard is holding a hammer and lightning is coming from it .
Alt: Thor is holding his hammer and lightning is coming from it .
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January 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I don't get how Cornwall, which geographically is not to far away from us on the Bristol Channel, can get wind gusts of 100mph and we didn't get anything like that. Did someone summon a storm diety to localise the gusts?
I'm starting strong today.
January 9, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I'm starting strong today.
Charlie is farting like a bastard.
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Charlie is farting like a bastard.
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I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”
thinking about how long leftists were blamed for making twitter inhospitable for MPs who are refusing point blank to leave now it's full of nazis and child porn
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”
We don't have a weather warning but all I'm hearing about ia an incoming storm.
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
We don't have a weather warning but all I'm hearing about ia an incoming storm.
I mean, if it keeps them entertained.
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I mean, if it keeps them entertained.
PMs questions :he's vasilating, she's irritating.
*I've hurt my back again so miss me with this shit.
*I've hurt my back again so miss me with this shit.
January 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
PMs questions :he's vasilating, she's irritating.
*I've hurt my back again so miss me with this shit.
*I've hurt my back again so miss me with this shit.
I think we should definitely bring back all the big mammals we've lost, up to and including aurochs.
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I think we should definitely bring back all the big mammals we've lost, up to and including aurochs.
The film we really want - Hartley : Hare of Destiny
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The film we really want - Hartley : Hare of Destiny
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
The brief moment of panic when you think you've put your phone in the washing machine with your pants.
a woman is standing in a doorway with panic written on the wall
Alt: Sophia in the Golden Girls scurrying about in a panic.
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January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The brief moment of panic when you think you've put your phone in the washing machine with your pants.
This is lovely cattage.
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is lovely cattage.
I could do with a bacon butty. I haven't got any bacon 😭
I had weird dreams last night in which I was returning to university after holidays and I'd let my mother pack my clothes (🤦🏼♀️) only to find when I got there nothing wearable and no trousers.
I had weird dreams last night in which I was returning to university after holidays and I'd let my mother pack my clothes (🤦🏼♀️) only to find when I got there nothing wearable and no trousers.
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I could do with a bacon butty. I haven't got any bacon 😭
I had weird dreams last night in which I was returning to university after holidays and I'd let my mother pack my clothes (🤦🏼♀️) only to find when I got there nothing wearable and no trousers.
I had weird dreams last night in which I was returning to university after holidays and I'd let my mother pack my clothes (🤦🏼♀️) only to find when I got there nothing wearable and no trousers.
The world is had enough, I might as well give myself a fringe.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The world is had enough, I might as well give myself a fringe.
If it did snow, it didn't put too much effort into it.
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
If it did snow, it didn't put too much effort into it.
There's been a lot of Jesus films on over Christmas, ones they always used to trot out at Easter. Come Easter there'll be the usual moans that they're not on telly anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
There's been a lot of Jesus films on over Christmas, ones they always used to trot out at Easter. Come Easter there'll be the usual moans that they're not on telly anymore.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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a close up of a man with a joker makeup on his face sitting next to a wall .
Alt: a close up of a man with a joker makeup on his face sitting next to a wall .
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January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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