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I guess I should join the crowd? So yeah, fuck Charlie Kirk, <I'm glad yer dead!> (insert Jack Nicholson as the Joker here). To paraphrase, "I've never killed anyone, but I have read some obituaries with great satisfaction." Think of the poor atoms, they could have been so much more :/

A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.

-Credits: NASA

To the no one who follows me, for the 5 people in the universe who will get the bonus joke, behold!

I didn’t know it came in medical grade!

Well, on the plus side, you know you're under 4 years old.

Very pretty! Well done!

Oddly, it's not that bad! Things just sort of work more or less how you expect, although I don't like the "heart" instead of "up vote". Find a good couple randos and start scrolling the discover tab-

Microcassetes! I had no idea that anything ever used micro!

We can hope. I'm concerned that Threads will come out as the most popular, given as we had a huge pissing contest about Mastodon and Lemmy and federation and, and, and... But. Here's hoping. I like it here

You can't be too careful. They're tricksy. There could be *anything* on the other side of that door. It could even be a room!

OK. Dude. I have all of your books and follow you on the social media I use, but now this?! You have crushed my hopes and dreams of being that one laid-back cool guy that somehow everyone kinda knows. CRUSHED.

swallowing whole coffee beans like they’re painkillers

My politics boil down to people should be free to live their lives without fear and pain. They should be clothed, housed, and allowed to prosper. Their bodies should be nurtured through access to food and medical care. Joy and security should not be the hoarded resources they are.

Trick or treating in Illinois

Peace was never an option

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sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds