autocorrect just swapped “u playin” for “inflation”

this could be us, but inflation

damn daniel

what idiot called it a pet nametag and not collar ID

i can’t stop reading “Weird Al” as “weird artificial intelligence” and ain’t that just a sign of the times

Lots of fun stuff being made lately using the Jetstream, the firehose of all Bluesky posts. Here’s a growing thread of my favorites. (Send me more!)

`rm -rf` ❌
• remove rf??? what does that even mean???? (nothing)
• boring
• hard to remember

`rm -fr` ✅
• remove forreal 💅🏼💅🏼
• makes u smile every time
• will never forget

I know I'm bouncing back from covid when I can look at a photo like this and say with absolute certainty "well I'd dulce the hell outta that leche"

Hello bsky! Here's some stuff I've been working on:

* It takes a village to raise the dead
* Brew me like one of your French presses
* No dignity no doubt
* Smoke only when smoken to
* Doppelgänger? I thought I knew ‘er!