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matt
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computer guy, organ donor
autocorrect just swapped “u playin” for “inflation”

this could be us, but inflation
April 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
damn daniel
March 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what idiot called it a pet nametag and not collar ID
January 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i can’t stop reading “Weird Al” as “weird artificial intelligence” and ain’t that just a sign of the times
December 12, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Lots of fun stuff being made lately using the Jetstream, the firehose of all Bluesky posts. Here’s a growing thread of my favorites. (Send me more!)
See the colors of BlueSky, live!
www.bewitched.com/demo/rainbow...
This little visualization scans incoming posts and draws a stripe every time it finds a color word.
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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`rm -rf` ❌
• remove rf??? what does that even mean???? (nothing)
• boring
• hard to remember

`rm -fr` ✅
• remove forreal 💅🏼💅🏼
• makes u smile every time
• will never forget
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I know I'm bouncing back from covid when I can look at a photo like this and say with absolute certainty "well I'd dulce the hell outta that leche"
November 3, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Hello bsky! Here's some stuff I've been working on:

* It takes a village to raise the dead
* Brew me like one of your French presses
* No dignity no doubt
* Smoke only when smoken to
* Doppelgänger? I thought I knew ‘er!
November 3, 2023 at 10:27 PM