termite
banner
flatgel.bsky.social
termite
@flatgel.bsky.social
Avid poster and frequent goofball
Reposted by termite
A lot of people don’t know this but the most unlucky thing about Friday the 13th are the botched tattoo specials.

We’re not talking just 7 years of bad luck, folks.
October 13, 2023 at 11:17 AM
we’re so back (i’ve been sick for 2 weeks)
October 14, 2023 at 1:06 PM
y’all know about dracula flow 3 over here omg
October 14, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Reposted by termite
October 14, 2023 at 3:20 AM
I’m like dwight from the office but without the hyperfixations and awkward demeanor and weird glas-
okay i’m not like dwight from the office I just wanted you to like me :(
October 7, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Old Country for No Men
October 7, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by termite
X user: i personally dislike this change to the platform and am basing my opinion on what i see with my own two eyes

Elon Musk: wow, just believing the media smdh
October 5, 2023 at 10:05 PM
going to begin posting more on here cuz that other site is going from annoyingly right wing to every post i make about social issues is a moth-light for mouth breathing takes
October 5, 2023 at 10:34 PM
those are the same glasses. he didn’t have weight loss surgery, he got hit with a shrink ray
September 22, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Reposted by termite
So cool you were able to get cosmetic surgery so that the image you see in the mirror matches your identity. Even so, I'm going to still refer to you by your dead weight.
September 22, 2023 at 12:37 PM
you can’t post audio or video on here but guys i gotta really funny jordan peterson impression where he’s getting head from miss piggy
September 22, 2023 at 11:55 AM
real people interacting with shitposters and taking what they say at face value is one of my favored interactions on this site
September 22, 2023 at 11:53 AM
i fear i’ve greatly misinterpreted what a “butt plug” is. does anyone know how to reverse a BBL?
September 19, 2023 at 6:36 PM
just had to confirm with the host of the barbecue that they had mayo there. this is a new low
September 18, 2023 at 8:48 PM
bogos binted?
September 17, 2023 at 4:05 PM
bro this fucking SUCKS rn! (life)
September 15, 2023 at 11:28 PM
fred durst friday
September 15, 2023 at 8:46 PM
back to this app because twxttxr is unbearable. hello friends.
September 15, 2023 at 4:17 PM
feel like i wanna take my eyeballs out and roll em out then soak em in cold water
July 18, 2023 at 2:48 PM
stretching so hard my limbs fly off
July 13, 2023 at 2:48 PM
not now sweetie, daddy is SIM swapping your grandmother right now
July 12, 2023 at 7:16 PM
don’t worry folks, her boyfriend came over and they’re having a blast. about to bring them some Gatorade™ energy chews and water for round 2! (this quest is taking me longer than I thought it would)
help! my wife wants sex and diablo IV is out. what do i do?
July 12, 2023 at 5:45 PM