Tyler
@flaggert.bsky.social
He/ him
Likes: Bikes, dogs, cats, plants, my wife, weird electronic sounds, being Woke AF, The "New Weird", wool socks
Dislikes: fascists, centipedes, invasive species, AI slop, needlessly large vehicles, regressives, crypto bros, cold feet
Likes: Bikes, dogs, cats, plants, my wife, weird electronic sounds, being Woke AF, The "New Weird", wool socks
Dislikes: fascists, centipedes, invasive species, AI slop, needlessly large vehicles, regressives, crypto bros, cold feet
You either realize how good bidets are, or you walk around with a poopy butt all day.
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You either realize how good bidets are, or you walk around with a poopy butt all day.
The Chainsmokers started a venture capital firm focusing on crypto. In case you were wondering if they could get even worse.
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Chainsmokers started a venture capital firm focusing on crypto. In case you were wondering if they could get even worse.
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*five minutes after getting out of my time machine and meeting Jesus Christ* no, LCD Soundsystem is the artist; Daft Punk Is Playing at My House is the title. I know it's confusing.
June 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
*five minutes after getting out of my time machine and meeting Jesus Christ* no, LCD Soundsystem is the artist; Daft Punk Is Playing at My House is the title. I know it's confusing.
Those little microscopic bugs that love in logs n shit and bite you en masse and cause incredible itching.... Did we really have to call them.... That?
September 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Those little microscopic bugs that love in logs n shit and bite you en masse and cause incredible itching.... Did we really have to call them.... That?
"I asked ChatGPT"
Yeah well I asked my grandpa cause he's really smart.
Yeah well I asked my grandpa cause he's really smart.
September 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"I asked ChatGPT"
Yeah well I asked my grandpa cause he's really smart.
Yeah well I asked my grandpa cause he's really smart.
People be like "We were made in the Creator's image" and then make AI Slop instead of art. Like bro you are poisoning your own soul by denying the innate human desire to create and distancing yourself from the God who you want to be like. Dumbass.
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
People be like "We were made in the Creator's image" and then make AI Slop instead of art. Like bro you are poisoning your own soul by denying the innate human desire to create and distancing yourself from the God who you want to be like. Dumbass.
Call me Uzumaki the way I be spiralin'
August 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Call me Uzumaki the way I be spiralin'
My favorite artistic medium is when people trauma dump into DOOM mods using House of Leaves as a source.
July 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My favorite artistic medium is when people trauma dump into DOOM mods using House of Leaves as a source.
Y'all know when you voluntarily use AI to help/ do parts of your job..... You're just training your own replacement, right?
July 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Y'all know when you voluntarily use AI to help/ do parts of your job..... You're just training your own replacement, right?
This mission is TOO impossible
July 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This mission is TOO impossible
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I don't smoke, but I wish I did cause I just know a cigarette and black coffee hits different
July 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don't smoke, but I wish I did cause I just know a cigarette and black coffee hits different
A computer cannot be spiteful or horny.
Therefore a computer cannot create art.
Therefore a computer cannot create art.
July 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A computer cannot be spiteful or horny.
Therefore a computer cannot create art.
Therefore a computer cannot create art.
I really like the phase "I asked AI to..." Cause I immediately know to dismiss everything said afterwards.
July 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I really like the phase "I asked AI to..." Cause I immediately know to dismiss everything said afterwards.
It is a Friday night. You've got a pizza, @woodkid.bsky.social is playing in the sickest goddamn mission in Death Stranding 2, and your wife is on her way home.
Whenever I feel down, I just gotta remember that 16 year old me would think I'm the coolest MF ever
Whenever I feel down, I just gotta remember that 16 year old me would think I'm the coolest MF ever
July 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It is a Friday night. You've got a pizza, @woodkid.bsky.social is playing in the sickest goddamn mission in Death Stranding 2, and your wife is on her way home.
Whenever I feel down, I just gotta remember that 16 year old me would think I'm the coolest MF ever
Whenever I feel down, I just gotta remember that 16 year old me would think I'm the coolest MF ever
Get over it? The American Chestnut tree was rendered functionally extinct within a matter of 50 years and I'm supposed to just "get over it"?
July 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Get over it? The American Chestnut tree was rendered functionally extinct within a matter of 50 years and I'm supposed to just "get over it"?
If I was a woman, I'd be mad that my wife can look like THAT with zero effort at all.
July 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If I was a woman, I'd be mad that my wife can look like THAT with zero effort at all.
Spend 1.5k on a phone every other year, that's fine. But spend 3k on a bike? Wild.
July 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Spend 1.5k on a phone every other year, that's fine. But spend 3k on a bike? Wild.
Future Motion needs to make a Bluesky account so I can bully them.
July 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Future Motion needs to make a Bluesky account so I can bully them.
Society peaked with the conversation pit.
July 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Society peaked with the conversation pit.
I support all my trans homies, but gotta say; it's really upsetting when you post your transition photos and you're better looking than me in both of them.
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I support all my trans homies, but gotta say; it's really upsetting when you post your transition photos and you're better looking than me in both of them.
hot take:
using a chainsaw on a ladder is fine if you aren't an idiot.
using a chainsaw on a ladder is fine if you aren't an idiot.
July 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
hot take:
using a chainsaw on a ladder is fine if you aren't an idiot.
using a chainsaw on a ladder is fine if you aren't an idiot.
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you ever get mad at a band for being english
July 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
you ever get mad at a band for being english