'stache 'n sniff
@fixit.bsky.social
Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
Pinned
The Blastoise "add yours" photo frame on Instagram is wild. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Blastoise "add yours" photo frame on Instagram is wild. 😂
A bit of light reading this evening since my issue 6 of @bearitzine.bsky.social recently arrived.
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A bit of light reading this evening since my issue 6 of @bearitzine.bsky.social recently arrived.
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
I went up a gauge in my septum today and the slight discomfort is exactly as expected but I'm still gonna complain about it. 😤
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I went up a gauge in my septum today and the slight discomfort is exactly as expected but I'm still gonna complain about it. 😤
Pizza and beer after the birthday orgy
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pizza and beer after the birthday orgy
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
Did a lot of fun things this weekend but two stand out moments were both times I found teeny tiny parallel parking spots in a crowded area and was able to maneuver the Mini into them.
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Did a lot of fun things this weekend but two stand out moments were both times I found teeny tiny parallel parking spots in a crowded area and was able to maneuver the Mini into them.
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
How do you do, fellow kids?
7
6 🫱
🫲
7
6 🫱
🫲
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How do you do, fellow kids?
7
6 🫱
🫲
7
6 🫱
🫲
Mariah has thawed and is playing at the UNIQLO in Seattle. 😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mariah has thawed and is playing at the UNIQLO in Seattle. 😭😭😭
If you think I didn't take thirsty pics with the Esquie mask you'd be sorely mistaken.
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you think I didn't take thirsty pics with the Esquie mask you'd be sorely mistaken.
A wonderful catch-up with this sweet bb angle 📐🪽 @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
is there a sweeter angel than @fixit.bsky.social? survey says, no
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A wonderful catch-up with this sweet bb angle 📐🪽 @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
After 2 weeks of modeling, printing, gluing, painting, and sewing, Esquie wanted to say Happy Halloween! 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
After 2 weeks of modeling, printing, gluing, painting, and sewing, Esquie wanted to say Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Watch out, someone* set me loose in the craft store.
(*It's me, I'm someone)
(*It's me, I'm someone)
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Watch out, someone* set me loose in the craft store.
(*It's me, I'm someone)
(*It's me, I'm someone)
Why
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
I was voting today and I thought
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was voting today and I thought
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
Me, getting over a cold but also being horny and wanting a blowjob.
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me, getting over a cold but also being horny and wanting a blowjob.
Aside from the donut dog, I've been modeling and printing some other exciting stuff for a Halloween costume, despite having zero plans for go out in Portland.
It's coming along so well I am SO excited to show y'all when it's done.
It's coming along so well I am SO excited to show y'all when it's done.
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Aside from the donut dog, I've been modeling and printing some other exciting stuff for a Halloween costume, despite having zero plans for go out in Portland.
It's coming along so well I am SO excited to show y'all when it's done.
It's coming along so well I am SO excited to show y'all when it's done.
I think I might be coming down with whatever's been going around lately 🤧, so it's time to be lazy and listen to the 10th Anniversary Edition of this wonderful album.
The vinyl finally has my favorite song on it (I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance)
This and all the FCF posts are most helpful. 🙏
The vinyl finally has my favorite song on it (I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance)
This and all the FCF posts are most helpful. 🙏
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think I might be coming down with whatever's been going around lately 🤧, so it's time to be lazy and listen to the 10th Anniversary Edition of this wonderful album.
The vinyl finally has my favorite song on it (I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance)
This and all the FCF posts are most helpful. 🙏
The vinyl finally has my favorite song on it (I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance)
This and all the FCF posts are most helpful. 🙏
I still haven't seen 28 Years Later so I'm rewatching the first two before I do so and I completely forgot about Cillian Murphy's full nudity at the beginning of 28 Day Later 👀👀👀
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I still haven't seen 28 Years Later so I'm rewatching the first two before I do so and I completely forgot about Cillian Murphy's full nudity at the beginning of 28 Day Later 👀👀👀
A couple weeks ago my partner sent me a pic of a dachshund ring holder and said is coworker asked if I could 3D print one big enough for donuts. (Why? No idea. 😂)
I'd been wanting to learn to model in Blender, so I spend some time with it and ended up with this. I'd call this 1st project a success😀
I'd been wanting to learn to model in Blender, so I spend some time with it and ended up with this. I'd call this 1st project a success😀
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A couple weeks ago my partner sent me a pic of a dachshund ring holder and said is coworker asked if I could 3D print one big enough for donuts. (Why? No idea. 😂)
I'd been wanting to learn to model in Blender, so I spend some time with it and ended up with this. I'd call this 1st project a success😀
I'd been wanting to learn to model in Blender, so I spend some time with it and ended up with this. I'd call this 1st project a success😀
Out shopping and remembered the temporary tattoos they were giving out last night. 💦
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Out shopping and remembered the temporary tattoos they were giving out last night. 💦
I found out the hard way that Mini Coopers have this quirky* bug where if you plug in your phone via their "Click & Drive" USB port, it can make the electric power steering cut out. 🙃
(*but like, Elon Musk, not Zooey Deschanel)
Thankfully it was an easy fix, but wow.
(*but like, Elon Musk, not Zooey Deschanel)
Thankfully it was an easy fix, but wow.
Power Steering went out after click n drive wired - North American Motoring
F55/F56 :: Hatch Talk (2014+) - Power Steering went out after click n drive wired - Hey all, new to site and to MINI. Got a '16 F56 base last month and had a couple issues to start with. First, the cl...
www.northamericanmotoring.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I found out the hard way that Mini Coopers have this quirky* bug where if you plug in your phone via their "Click & Drive" USB port, it can make the electric power steering cut out. 🙃
(*but like, Elon Musk, not Zooey Deschanel)
Thankfully it was an easy fix, but wow.
(*but like, Elon Musk, not Zooey Deschanel)
Thankfully it was an easy fix, but wow.
Today I:
Crafted
Worked out
Changed my oil
Fucked a butt
Went grocery shopping
& Made soup
I deserve a little sweet treat, methinks. 🍩🧁🍰
Crafted
Worked out
Changed my oil
Fucked a butt
Went grocery shopping
& Made soup
I deserve a little sweet treat, methinks. 🍩🧁🍰
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Today I:
Crafted
Worked out
Changed my oil
Fucked a butt
Went grocery shopping
& Made soup
I deserve a little sweet treat, methinks. 🍩🧁🍰
Crafted
Worked out
Changed my oil
Fucked a butt
Went grocery shopping
& Made soup
I deserve a little sweet treat, methinks. 🍩🧁🍰