'stache 'n sniff
@fixit.bsky.social
Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
Pinned
Hey champ, I'm rooting for you today.
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hey champ, I'm rooting for you today.
When the windshield wipers match the tempo of a moody song at night.
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
When the windshield wipers match the tempo of a moody song at night.
Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.
This one made an appearance for Monochrome Monday, but here's the full color version. Definitely one of my favorites from this year.
This one made an appearance for Monochrome Monday, but here's the full color version. Definitely one of my favorites from this year.
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.
This one made an appearance for Monochrome Monday, but here's the full color version. Definitely one of my favorites from this year.
This one made an appearance for Monochrome Monday, but here's the full color version. Definitely one of my favorites from this year.
Mcdonald's chicken nuggets are just a delivery vehicle for their Hot Mustard.
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mcdonald's chicken nuggets are just a delivery vehicle for their Hot Mustard.
beautiful cat with homophobia 💛💙
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
beautiful cat with homophobia 💛💙
POV: I'm poking your belly a la The Pillsbury Doughboy
(p.s. I'm only making horny .gifs now.)
(p.s. I'm only making horny .gifs now.)
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
POV: I'm poking your belly a la The Pillsbury Doughboy
(p.s. I'm only making horny .gifs now.)
(p.s. I'm only making horny .gifs now.)
Hey Google, play "Leather" by Tori Amos
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey Google, play "Leather" by Tori Amos
@thewafflestomper.bsky.social - I didn't know you were in town.
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
@thewafflestomper.bsky.social - I didn't know you were in town.
small cars ✖️ home projects
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
small cars ✖️ home projects
I've been watching The Expanse and Season 5 fucked. me. upppppp.
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I've been watching The Expanse and Season 5 fucked. me. upppppp.
Earlier this week, I got to spend part of my afternoon with the wonderfully sweet @queerpractice.bsky.social and their Polaroid camera. 📸
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Earlier this week, I got to spend part of my afternoon with the wonderfully sweet @queerpractice.bsky.social and their Polaroid camera. 📸
I typically don't mind the dentist, but having a new/unfamiliar dental hygenist floss your teeth after the polishing is always slightly terrifying. 😬
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I typically don't mind the dentist, but having a new/unfamiliar dental hygenist floss your teeth after the polishing is always slightly terrifying. 😬
At my gym, they hang up local artists' work to promote and sell, and this month I got a little judgy about the pieces of wood tied to strings
"These just look like cutting boards on stri...oh"
Then I realized they WERE cutting boards and rolling pins that a local woodworker was selling 😅
"These just look like cutting boards on stri...oh"
Then I realized they WERE cutting boards and rolling pins that a local woodworker was selling 😅
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
At my gym, they hang up local artists' work to promote and sell, and this month I got a little judgy about the pieces of wood tied to strings
"These just look like cutting boards on stri...oh"
Then I realized they WERE cutting boards and rolling pins that a local woodworker was selling 😅
"These just look like cutting boards on stri...oh"
Then I realized they WERE cutting boards and rolling pins that a local woodworker was selling 😅
I'm seeing trailers for a movie called Greenland 2 and I wasn't even aware there was a first one. 🙃
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm seeing trailers for a movie called Greenland 2 and I wasn't even aware there was a first one. 🙃
Thrifted a flannel this weekend. Let's get cozy.
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Thrifted a flannel this weekend. Let's get cozy.
I don't know what this December weather is but I'm here for it. ☀️
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don't know what this December weather is but I'm here for it. ☀️
There was just an ad on Instagram and they kept referring to the tank top undershirt as a "wife-bea*er"
Why, in the year of our lord 2025, did they still feel the need to call it that?
Why, in the year of our lord 2025, did they still feel the need to call it that?
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There was just an ad on Instagram and they kept referring to the tank top undershirt as a "wife-bea*er"
Why, in the year of our lord 2025, did they still feel the need to call it that?
Why, in the year of our lord 2025, did they still feel the need to call it that?
Gay culture is always packing a harness when you travel. "Just in case"
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Gay culture is always packing a harness when you travel. "Just in case"
A little salty this morning 💦
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A little salty this morning 💦
Because just doing crimes wasn't enough.
Why are you gay?
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Because just doing crimes wasn't enough.
Glee was just Kidz Bop for young adults.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Glee was just Kidz Bop for young adults.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
Thinking about last night when I was watching Predator 2 and being confused as to why Sarah Michelle Gellar was making an appearance at the end of the movie only to realize that I had dozed off, missed the end of the movie, and the TV started auto-playing Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Thinking about last night when I was watching Predator 2 and being confused as to why Sarah Michelle Gellar was making an appearance at the end of the movie only to realize that I had dozed off, missed the end of the movie, and the TV started auto-playing Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I decided to take an old pair of jean shorts and try my hand at sewing them into a jean jockstrap. I'm quite pleased with how it turned out. 😊
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I decided to take an old pair of jean shorts and try my hand at sewing them into a jean jockstrap. I'm quite pleased with how it turned out. 😊
I FINALLY picked up Expedition 33 again to finish the main story and let me tell you, going into the last segment with this outfit was...a choice. 😅
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I FINALLY picked up Expedition 33 again to finish the main story and let me tell you, going into the last segment with this outfit was...a choice. 😅