Fitzbattleaxe
@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs.
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@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
· Jul 14
I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.
God, he looks like an utter pillock
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
God, he looks like an utter pillock
In all sincerity, I wanna say that "Dwarves" as being preferable to "Dwarfs" made intuitive sense to me even before I'd read and realized Tolkien had an opinion on the subject.
[Tolkien, seeing the word "scarves"]: "Yes, ha ha ha... yes!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
In all sincerity, I wanna say that "Dwarves" as being preferable to "Dwarfs" made intuitive sense to me even before I'd read and realized Tolkien had an opinion on the subject.
Eff me... I knew this was old, classic rock and roll... I didn't realize it was pre-1960 old.
November 11, 1957: Sun Records releases single "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis; sells a million copies in first ten days.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Eff me... I knew this was old, classic rock and roll... I didn't realize it was pre-1960 old.
Just gonna come out and say it, as I write, commission art of, and conceive more of @judywall.bsky.social, I do it from a place of thinking that her body, size, and circumstances is a situation that is one ideal state that I would personally want to experience.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just gonna come out and say it, as I write, commission art of, and conceive more of @judywall.bsky.social, I do it from a place of thinking that her body, size, and circumstances is a situation that is one ideal state that I would personally want to experience.
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Anyone else here love (extra large) Tifa?? I always include her in my party hehe ✨
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Anyone else here love (extra large) Tifa?? I always include her in my party hehe ✨
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Remember to have patience and offer a hand to tourists.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Remember to have patience and offer a hand to tourists.
Hey! @paradoksikal.bsky.social wrote a WONDERFUL @judywall.bsky.social story! Please do give it a read. It's Fitz-approved and I provided feedback, proofing, and light editing. It's very authentically my/Judy's vibe. #HyperSky
www.deviantart.com/paradoksikal...
www.deviantart.com/paradoksikal...
Judy Wall: Ascension by paradoksikal on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey! @paradoksikal.bsky.social wrote a WONDERFUL @judywall.bsky.social story! Please do give it a read. It's Fitz-approved and I provided feedback, proofing, and light editing. It's very authentically my/Judy's vibe. #HyperSky
www.deviantart.com/paradoksikal...
www.deviantart.com/paradoksikal...
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A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
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holy shit.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
Mark Kelly notably declines to endorse Chuck Schumer as the leader of Senate Dems going forward
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
holy shit.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
I hate the idea of calling an elected official and needing to leave a message. Is there a particular number or method to use where I can be reasonably certain of telling a Chuck Schumer staffer that their boss is useless to the point of being actively detrimental?
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hate the idea of calling an elected official and needing to leave a message. Is there a particular number or method to use where I can be reasonably certain of telling a Chuck Schumer staffer that their boss is useless to the point of being actively detrimental?
Therapist: Sexy Shredder isn't real. He can't hurt the Turtles.
IDW:
IDW:
The Shredder’s quest to find the rogue Foot soldier “the Mourner” takes him to Europe, where she is rumored to have procured some top-secret technology from a very distant place—Dimension X.
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles: Shredder #3 is 2 weeks away!
#TMNT #TMNTComic #TMNTShredder
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles: Shredder #3 is 2 weeks away!
#TMNT #TMNTComic #TMNTShredder
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Therapist: Sexy Shredder isn't real. He can't hurt the Turtles.
IDW:
IDW:
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Think of how much could get done if we just got rid of the fucking filibuster
the thing that upsets me about this the most is that Dems had all the momentum, republicans were reeling, and we were getting intra-GOP fighting over the filibuster, all while voters were blaming republicans for their incompetence
this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch
this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Think of how much could get done if we just got rid of the fucking filibuster
Even when she isn't sporting Park-filling boobs, @judywall.bsky.social is still a pretty attractive woman. I asked @aesdevart.bsky.social to draw her in her science-y magical compression top and they delivered beautifully. Happy to hear what folks think! #HyperSky
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Even when she isn't sporting Park-filling boobs, @judywall.bsky.social is still a pretty attractive woman. I asked @aesdevart.bsky.social to draw her in her science-y magical compression top and they delivered beautifully. Happy to hear what folks think! #HyperSky
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The adventuring party thought they’d bagged a gelatinous cube… but they were in for a very different kind of encounter.
💀 ⚔️ 🍈
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November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The adventuring party thought they’d bagged a gelatinous cube… but they were in for a very different kind of encounter.
💀 ⚔️ 🍈
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I don't hate Funko but it always felt like something with a limited shelf life and/or impending bubble burst. At some point, these companies following the Beanie Baby model need to build in a pivot or exit plan, right?
Relieved that I might avoid being turned into a Funko Pop at some point.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
Funko Pop maker admits it might not survive another year as sales crash - Dexerto
Funko warns investors of “substantial doubt” about its future as 2025 sales drop 14% and debt hits $250 million.
www.dexerto.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I don't hate Funko but it always felt like something with a limited shelf life and/or impending bubble burst. At some point, these companies following the Beanie Baby model need to build in a pivot or exit plan, right?
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Live your life in such a way that when you die people don't literally rise from the dead to shit on your grave.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Live your life in such a way that when you die people don't literally rise from the dead to shit on your grave.
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Hey! I took a bit of time to read @daleksarah.bsky.social's Pink Pearl series. It's cool and you should check it out!
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hey! I took a bit of time to read @daleksarah.bsky.social's Pink Pearl series. It's cool and you should check it out!
Let's say @judywall.bsky.social at her original, classic, boobs-resting-on-the-ground-but-not-obscuring-her-vision size became a superhero. Aside from being able to get around despite her mass, what should her power(s) be? #HyperSky
a blue and white penguin with a yellow beak is making an angry face
ALT: a blue and white penguin with a yellow beak is making an angry face
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Let's say @judywall.bsky.social at her original, classic, boobs-resting-on-the-ground-but-not-obscuring-her-vision size became a superhero. Aside from being able to get around despite her mass, what should her power(s) be? #HyperSky
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November Leftovers
Pineapple Thing (New Coke November)
created by Steve Englehart and Keith Pollard (1987-1989)
#NovLeftovers #ProjectDaare #DailyDrawing
Pineapple Thing (New Coke November)
created by Steve Englehart and Keith Pollard (1987-1989)
#NovLeftovers #ProjectDaare #DailyDrawing
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November Leftovers
Pineapple Thing (New Coke November)
created by Steve Englehart and Keith Pollard (1987-1989)
#NovLeftovers #ProjectDaare #DailyDrawing
Pineapple Thing (New Coke November)
created by Steve Englehart and Keith Pollard (1987-1989)
#NovLeftovers #ProjectDaare #DailyDrawing
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That's unfair. It's only part of who James Watson was.
He was also incredibly sexist. Proper old-fashioned male academic S-Rank level grubby sexism.
You know. Saying that Rosalind Franklin could have been pretty if she'd tried. Calling her 'Rosy' even though she never used that name. That level.
He was also incredibly sexist. Proper old-fashioned male academic S-Rank level grubby sexism.
You know. Saying that Rosalind Franklin could have been pretty if she'd tried. Calling her 'Rosy' even though she never used that name. That level.
I love this website, where “this person died” is swiftly followed up by “shame he was a racist motherfucker”
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That's unfair. It's only part of who James Watson was.
He was also incredibly sexist. Proper old-fashioned male academic S-Rank level grubby sexism.
You know. Saying that Rosalind Franklin could have been pretty if she'd tried. Calling her 'Rosy' even though she never used that name. That level.
He was also incredibly sexist. Proper old-fashioned male academic S-Rank level grubby sexism.
You know. Saying that Rosalind Franklin could have been pretty if she'd tried. Calling her 'Rosy' even though she never used that name. That level.
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fren posting <3
I was having some issues the other day and @thebolo200.bsky.social gave me a bit of her pizza
She said "Borrowers deserve pizza" TuT
I think I agree... I would like more pizza sometime
She said "Borrowers deserve pizza" TuT
I think I agree... I would like more pizza sometime
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
fren posting <3
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Mademoiselle Dizzy
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Mademoiselle Dizzy
