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DVD's mostly. Random shite too. Cheers
I'm going in...
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Quite enjoying this though the appearance of George from George and Mildred turning up and sounding exactly like George from George and Mildred is somewhat distracting
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you ever buy these, ignore the cooking instructions. Bastards take as long as a jacket potato
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just used the word 'vapid' and had a little panic it didn't mean what I thought it did. But it was correct. It was about Liz Truss
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Think I might be going senile. Asked my stepson when my watch case was coming (meant phone case, haven't got a watch) and said a delivery was coming on Thursday 20th December when I clearly read it as Wednesday 19th November
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is just super
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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What he said Part 3: 💯 🎯
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think it's time to make a confession. I own a film which features Laurence Fox.
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Lads, Twitter is overrun with right wing accounts today (more than usual)
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Guess the conductor.
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
For some unknown reason The Blues Brothers version of Try A Little Tenderness has popped into my head. So that's this evening's film sorted
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I've been away for a few days and the world has turned *even more to shit?
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
@importantbroadcast.bsky.social "Yessir, can get that done in a moment for you sah, any shoelaces with that sir? No not at all sir"
September 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ok, so you storm out, put your glass down and slip your coat on, ok?
September 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Freakishly similar colour palette
September 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sometimes subtitles don't help
September 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Gone to my happy place...
August 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Saw the ISS going over about 5:30 am. A literal bright spot in dark times.
August 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Decided to learn the 50 states of America on Sunday. Was about to show off and my daughter said "let me try first" rattled off 44 pretty quickly.🥹
August 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Probably the most miserable poem I have written - watching the publicity around Ghislaine Maxwell and thinking of all those maligned and abused girls

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/witn... UT
August 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Went to watch The Matrix and the case was DISCLESS! I am shook. Anyway, decided to watch Memento as somebody mentioned it on Twitter and just remembered Carrie-Ann Moss is in this too. So that's a sort of compensation
August 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Message me direct for top notch "genuine" banknotes 😜
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Bats in me garden
August 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM