Max 🦑⚓
@fischybusinesss.bsky.social
#TridentsUp | Victor Robles defender, goal horn enthusiast, tolerator of Seattle sports | he/him 22 🏳️🌈
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Here take this. You need her.
September 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Here take this. You need her.
Happy pride bitches
June 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Happy pride bitches
Everyone wish Bodie a happy 11th birthday!!
June 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Everyone wish Bodie a happy 11th birthday!!
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Go Sounders imo
June 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Go Sounders imo
Who will I see at Mariners pride night tomorrow 👀
June 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Who will I see at Mariners pride night tomorrow 👀
Happy four year anniversary of one of the most iconic Tiktoks of all time
June 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Happy four year anniversary of one of the most iconic Tiktoks of all time
Happy pride month motherfuckers
June 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Happy pride month motherfuckers
5:30 on a Wednesday is crazy lmao?
Ready for a midweek battle ⚽️
We're back at Lumen Field on Wednesday night as we host San Diego FC!
🎟️: sndrs.com/6ywr9vsn
We're back at Lumen Field on Wednesday night as we host San Diego FC!
🎟️: sndrs.com/6ywr9vsn
May 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
5:30 on a Wednesday is crazy lmao?
Ok like... Boooo not the Oilers
But get unequivocally, thoroughly, and entirely fucking bent Vegas LMFAO
But get unequivocally, thoroughly, and entirely fucking bent Vegas LMFAO
May 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Ok like... Boooo not the Oilers
But get unequivocally, thoroughly, and entirely fucking bent Vegas LMFAO
But get unequivocally, thoroughly, and entirely fucking bent Vegas LMFAO
Update no one asked for
May 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Update no one asked for
How I feel rn as I scour stubhub/ticketmaster/gametime/etc for resale tickets to Six at the paramount
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May 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
How I feel rn as I scour stubhub/ticketmaster/gametime/etc for resale tickets to Six at the paramount
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I heard someone refer to Tomáš Hertl as Hertl the Turtle and now that's all I can think about when I see him play.
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media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I heard someone refer to Tomáš Hertl as Hertl the Turtle and now that's all I can think about when I see him play.
This is the one and only time I will ever say this but THANK YOU PORTLAND.
LMFAO FUCK OUTTA HERE EVERETT
April 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is the one and only time I will ever say this but THANK YOU PORTLAND.
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LMFAO FUCK OUTTA HERE EVERETT
April 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
LMFAO FUCK OUTTA HERE EVERETT
I can't even lie I'm shocked the birds made this series competitive lmao
Anyways see y'all in next year
Anyways see y'all in next year
April 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I can't even lie I'm shocked the birds made this series competitive lmao
Anyways see y'all in next year
Anyways see y'all in next year
Oh my god Ratzy. Holy fuck
April 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh my god Ratzy. Holy fuck
RATZY HOLY FFFGUJCK
April 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
RATZY HOLY FFFGUJCK
I don't want to harm anyone here so I will refrain from commenting on this 😶
This is the first @seattletbirds.bsky.social playoff game in the internet era (post-1996) to go to overtime tied at 0.
April 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I don't want to harm anyone here so I will refrain from commenting on this 😶
Smaller local elections matter a lot too! Don't forget to vote in those as well
April 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Smaller local elections matter a lot too! Don't forget to vote in those as well