Molly
@crazycalico.bsky.social
I want to be a soccer historian when I grow up. Expect cat photos.
Millennial. she/her
Sounders, Arsenal, Kitsap Pumas, whatever strikes my fancy
Soccer, hockey, F1
Seattle
Millennial. she/her
Sounders, Arsenal, Kitsap Pumas, whatever strikes my fancy
Soccer, hockey, F1
Seattle
Me whenever they talk about Barzal being a Thunderbird
a man with his eyes closed in a dark room with blue lights behind him
ALT: a man with his eyes closed in a dark room with blue lights behind him
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Me whenever they talk about Barzal being a Thunderbird
Breaking down boxes and hearts.
January 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Breaking down boxes and hearts.
Let's see which lasts longer. My will to live or how long I'll be on hold with CenturyLink
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Let's see which lasts longer. My will to live or how long I'll be on hold with CenturyLink
New kitchen toy and my first thought was omg it's adorable
Is this what getting old is?!
Is this what getting old is?!
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 AM
New kitchen toy and my first thought was omg it's adorable
Is this what getting old is?!
Is this what getting old is?!
Just saw a video of hockey players saying their names so folks could hear how to say them.
All I could think of was this little weirdo and how much we adored him.
youtu.be/hSa-rpLVBhI?...
All I could think of was this little weirdo and how much we adored him.
youtu.be/hSa-rpLVBhI?...
How To Say Michael Gspurning's Last Name
YouTube video by mobvok
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Just saw a video of hockey players saying their names so folks could hear how to say them.
All I could think of was this little weirdo and how much we adored him.
youtu.be/hSa-rpLVBhI?...
All I could think of was this little weirdo and how much we adored him.
youtu.be/hSa-rpLVBhI?...
Reposted by Molly
Laerke got her blue tub filled with a layer of ice and herring, and she was all in. 🐻❄️ From scratching and lounging to enthusiastic pouncing, she showed off natural behaviors polar bears use in the Arctic to break ice. 🧊
Cool enrichment, curious bear, a very happy Laerke. 💙
Cool enrichment, curious bear, a very happy Laerke. 💙
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Laerke got her blue tub filled with a layer of ice and herring, and she was all in. 🐻❄️ From scratching and lounging to enthusiastic pouncing, she showed off natural behaviors polar bears use in the Arctic to break ice. 🧊
Cool enrichment, curious bear, a very happy Laerke. 💙
Cool enrichment, curious bear, a very happy Laerke. 💙
I paid the cheese tax. She says I owe more.
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I paid the cheese tax. She says I owe more.
Update - soup simmering, smells amazing
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Update - soup simmering, smells amazing
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I found my biological grandparents and it's really fucking with my head. I finally have a name for the woman I "look exactly like"
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I found my biological grandparents and it's really fucking with my head. I finally have a name for the woman I "look exactly like"
No one warns ya that doing research on your family tree may result into you crying cause even tho it's literally been 3 hours since you talked to your Mom seeing her yearbook photo from when she's 16/17 got you.
Then learning your toxic uncle has been dead since 2018 is a small victory
Then learning your toxic uncle has been dead since 2018 is a small victory
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 AM
No one warns ya that doing research on your family tree may result into you crying cause even tho it's literally been 3 hours since you talked to your Mom seeing her yearbook photo from when she's 16/17 got you.
Then learning your toxic uncle has been dead since 2018 is a small victory
Then learning your toxic uncle has been dead since 2018 is a small victory
I forgot how soft indoor soccer has gotten.
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I forgot how soft indoor soccer has gotten.
Malinoski sir you dropped this
a gold crown with red stones and the website www.threedee.design at the bottom
ALT: a gold crown with red stones and the website www.threedee.design at the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Malinoski sir you dropped this
If your hockey team uses cowbells just know me and my friends are making fun of you.
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
If your hockey team uses cowbells just know me and my friends are making fun of you.
Just looked at the whl standings and made myself sad.
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Just looked at the whl standings and made myself sad.
Guess who got their feelings hurt because I decided to wash the bathmats.
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Guess who got their feelings hurt because I decided to wash the bathmats.
Official update from the @seattletbirds.bsky.social He’s alert and responsive.
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Official update from the @seattletbirds.bsky.social He’s alert and responsive.
Friendship is both of you watching sports, two different games and muttering to one another about said games
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Friendship is both of you watching sports, two different games and muttering to one another about said games
I agree with my Mom.
"If I had to watch Notts Forest every week I'd give up football."
"If I had to watch Notts Forest every week I'd give up football."
January 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I agree with my Mom.
"If I had to watch Notts Forest every week I'd give up football."
"If I had to watch Notts Forest every week I'd give up football."
Reposted by Molly
Is the audio being recorded with a potato?
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Is the audio being recorded with a potato?
What if I just made a copper table top guillotine?
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
What if I just made a copper table top guillotine?