@firstfluffybottom.bsky.social
Today’s pet peeve: bathroom selfies at the gym.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today’s pet peeve: bathroom selfies at the gym.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation.
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation.
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
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Wisdom from Schoolhouse Rock.
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Wisdom from Schoolhouse Rock.
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This morning my ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted.
It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.
The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.
It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.
The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This morning my ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted.
It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.
The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.
It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.
The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.
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Jon Stewart got a perfect moment with his comedy hero, George Carlin #AfterTheCut
October 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jon Stewart got a perfect moment with his comedy hero, George Carlin #AfterTheCut
Hahahaha! Yesssssss. Please sent the national guard to San Francisco. Portland has frogs,… San Fran has shit they ain’t ready for.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Tech billionaire Marc Benioff says Trump should deploy National Guard to San Francisco
Salesforce Chief Executive Marc Benioff says President Trump is doing a great job and ought to deploy the National Guard to deal with crime in San Francisco.
www.yahoo.com
October 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hahahaha! Yesssssss. Please sent the national guard to San Francisco. Portland has frogs,… San Fran has shit they ain’t ready for.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
September 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
To me, powerful means criminal.
September 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
To me, powerful means criminal.
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So I just got suspended from X because I posted this👇24,000 followers on there (X)
September 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So I just got suspended from X because I posted this👇24,000 followers on there (X)
I’ve been screaming this for a decade and no one takes me seriously. Putin is directing trump to take over the country permanently and destroy democracy, for revenge.
'Trump lost it': Ex-insider flags evidence president prepping to 'stay in power forever' www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
'Trump lost it': Ex-insider flags evidence president prepping to 'stay in power forever' www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
MSN
www.msn.com
September 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’ve been screaming this for a decade and no one takes me seriously. Putin is directing trump to take over the country permanently and destroy democracy, for revenge.
'Trump lost it': Ex-insider flags evidence president prepping to 'stay in power forever' www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
'Trump lost it': Ex-insider flags evidence president prepping to 'stay in power forever' www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Hey Tuck, are you an expert on gay sex now?
No?
So just gay curious with a crush?
www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker...
No?
So just gay curious with a crush?
www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker...
Tucker Carlson Pushes Wild Conspiracy Theory About Pete Buttigieg's Sexuality
The ex-Fox News host seemed convinced that the former Secretary of Transportation was lying about his sexuality to get a leg up in the Democratic Party.
www.huffpost.com
September 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey Tuck, are you an expert on gay sex now?
No?
So just gay curious with a crush?
www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker...
No?
So just gay curious with a crush?
www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker...
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What I’ve learned while messing around on Bluesky this week:
No one is happy. Everyone is spicy and refusing to listen to any opinion that isn’t their own. Each thread is its own universe of hate toward something that doesn’t want to be disturbed, only confirmed and praised.
Stay home and read.
No one is happy. Everyone is spicy and refusing to listen to any opinion that isn’t their own. Each thread is its own universe of hate toward something that doesn’t want to be disturbed, only confirmed and praised.
Stay home and read.
August 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What I’ve learned while messing around on Bluesky this week:
No one is happy. Everyone is spicy and refusing to listen to any opinion that isn’t their own. Each thread is its own universe of hate toward something that doesn’t want to be disturbed, only confirmed and praised.
Stay home and read.
No one is happy. Everyone is spicy and refusing to listen to any opinion that isn’t their own. Each thread is its own universe of hate toward something that doesn’t want to be disturbed, only confirmed and praised.
Stay home and read.
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This is what gerrymandering looks like.
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is what gerrymandering looks like.
@crockett.house.gov why are democrats not reminding everyone that this will be the third redistricting since 2020? Has the party forgotten about last year? I was moved from cd 3 in Collin county, to cd 32 in Dallas. I live in Collin county.
August 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@crockett.house.gov why are democrats not reminding everyone that this will be the third redistricting since 2020? Has the party forgotten about last year? I was moved from cd 3 in Collin county, to cd 32 in Dallas. I live in Collin county.