Firastopher
@firastopher.bsky.social
The artist formerly currently known as Firastopher 🇵🇸
it’s like “am I happy in this relationship?” Idk…but am I having fun! also idk…but hey I get to have sex every 8-14 days so!
July 10, 2023 at 7:18 PM
it’s like “am I happy in this relationship?” Idk…but am I having fun! also idk…but hey I get to have sex every 8-14 days so!
*obama if he was at a bar* uuuh let me have beer
*obama if he was santa* uhhh let me bring cheer
July 10, 2023 at 4:27 PM
*obama if he was at a bar* uuuh let me have beer
4th consecutive short work week
July 10, 2023 at 4:26 PM
4th consecutive short work week
still haven’t finished this book I started in october ijbol
July 6, 2023 at 5:29 PM
still haven’t finished this book I started in october ijbol
Honestly I’m always saying “the answer is MORE social media!”
July 6, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Honestly I’m always saying “the answer is MORE social media!”
Can’t do this “work” thing much longer
July 5, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Can’t do this “work” thing much longer
when you think about we’re all lowkey chained to the rhythm
July 4, 2023 at 11:18 PM
when you think about we’re all lowkey chained to the rhythm
Lady Gaga:
Bluesky community. What are we doing to organize against the fact that my right hip hurts
July 4, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Lady Gaga:
being part of a tree planting org in canada is so laughable like we really only have 12 ideal workable weeks to get everything we need done before the ground freezes over and shit gets delayed
July 4, 2023 at 4:06 PM
being part of a tree planting org in canada is so laughable like we really only have 12 ideal workable weeks to get everything we need done before the ground freezes over and shit gets delayed
Seeing a Skweet with 4 likes and tagging Ellen in the reply
July 4, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Seeing a Skweet with 4 likes and tagging Ellen in the reply
researching an “Israeli-Palestinian” restaurant’s politics before visiting is a full time job idc how good your hummus is, are you supporting apartheid???
July 3, 2023 at 8:54 PM
researching an “Israeli-Palestinian” restaurant’s politics before visiting is a full time job idc how good your hummus is, are you supporting apartheid???
do they have porn accounts on here or do we have to make our peace with that loss too?
July 3, 2023 at 3:42 PM
do they have porn accounts on here or do we have to make our peace with that loss too?
on the clock on a holiday monday why does god hate me
July 3, 2023 at 2:33 PM
on the clock on a holiday monday why does god hate me
can I spread misinformation to thwart my nemeses and say things like “I’m gonna kill myself” on here or are these guys uncool too?
July 2, 2023 at 8:16 PM
can I spread misinformation to thwart my nemeses and say things like “I’m gonna kill myself” on here or are these guys uncool too?
I need everyone I’ve ever dated to fall off the face of the earth if they’re gonna keep being weird when we have these run-ins on nights out
July 2, 2023 at 7:43 PM
I need everyone I’ve ever dated to fall off the face of the earth if they’re gonna keep being weird when we have these run-ins on nights out
wait is this not the trump app?
July 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
wait is this not the trump app?
buttered toast sprinkled with cinnamon sugar!!
July 2, 2023 at 3:42 PM
buttered toast sprinkled with cinnamon sugar!!
DIVA DOWN. CLOCKED AND LOADED 😭
July 2, 2023 at 3:49 AM
DIVA DOWN. CLOCKED AND LOADED 😭
Twitter? I hardly know her!
July 2, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Twitter? I hardly know her!