finnivan.bsky.social
@finnivan.bsky.social
Thinking about clinking the links in scam texts just to feel something
July 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I know everyone clowns on Mr. Boone but if I could do a backflip I’d probably be even more insufferable about it than he is.
July 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“But who will pay for it” has never been a solid argument for rejecting positive change no matter how many times people spout it. Our government spends trillions upon trillions with no regard for our debt. They clearly don’t have a spending issue
June 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
People love to say “correct me if I’m wrong” and then get mad when you correct them because they’re wrong.
June 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
cambodian spotted ✌️
May 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I also think most people now think plastics leeching endocrine disruptors (like BPA) into food is the same as “microplastics” and I’m not sure that’s a fixable problem.
May 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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We don’t currently know whether microplastics have an important impact on health and that is very worthy of investigation but, I have to say, this the current discourse has many hallmarks of a health panic and I am not currently worrying about it.
May 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m tired of people acting like the g in lasagna is silent. Pronounce it without the g. Go ahead. Say Lasana out loud and tell me the g is silent.

Fools.
May 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yall aren’t walking enough. Bring walking back. I just got up at 6:00 AM and walked 20 min to go get a coffee and I feel on top of the world.

TLDR: bring back journeys
May 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Bring back bullying” used to be a joke but now that we have nazi’s posting on main it doesn’t sound all that bad.
May 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
At least in the 20’s 30’s 40’s 50’s 60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s 00’s and 2010’s the government had the heart to lie to us about the evil shit they were doing
April 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The worst part about America sucking so much ass is watching people fall head over heels for Chinese propaganda and calling it “unity”
April 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The conservative approach to the leaky faucet that is American government was to throw a grenade at the sink and then blame Obama
April 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Call me melatonin the way Mf’ers sleep on me
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sitting on the toilet thinking of new things to complain about on the internet.

Truly a blacksmith at his anvil.
March 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I just got asked what I was thinking about because I looked “locked in” and it was how to make a bluesky post using googoo gaga
March 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Whatever speed I’m driving is the right speed and if you are going faster or slower you are a danger to society
March 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Mf’ers will say they’re “on a diet”whole time they just had a poor harvest
March 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nobody you know takes walks like I do. I got out of an 8am exam and instead of taking a bus home I went on a 3 mile walk because I was up anyways.
February 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Conversations around DEI enrage me because most of them are inherently in bad faith using the maggot definition of DEI, where as if you apply what DEI is to arguments they make, it’s even stupider than it already sounds.
February 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Never forget that Shockwave (the transformer) once literally put a bunch of whales in a blender
February 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Haters will see you enjoying a nice hot bath and say “this mf thinks he’s a soup”
February 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Never forget that Moses is canon in the beyblade universe and that he also canonically split the Red Sea with a beyblade
February 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM