FinnaCorp International π
@finnacorp.bsky.social
Business conglomerate since 1971. You name it we do it... Half-assed and probably drunk. We bought our JD power awards and have no shame. Our CEO is Synthfox87.bsky.social
(This account is a parody of 1970's business)
(This account is a parody of 1970's business)
It is not :(
January 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
It is not :(
NOTICE:
We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available
Sorry for the convenience
We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available
Sorry for the convenience
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
NOTICE:
We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available
Sorry for the convenience
We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available
Sorry for the convenience
Wangjangle
Itβs an industry term
Itβs an industry term
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Wangjangle
Itβs an industry term
Itβs an industry term
So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal?
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal?
Canβt wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Canβt wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M
How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11
WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline
WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11
WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline
WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline
We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickeyβs malt liquor from the little grenade bottles.
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickeyβs malt liquor from the little grenade bottles.
We hope this fax finds you well
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We hope this fax finds you well
Whatβs our phone number?
You got the Yellow Pages
You got the Yellow Pages
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Whatβs our phone number?
You got the Yellow Pages
You got the Yellow Pages
All we have are quaaludes
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
All we have are quaaludes
Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if weβre not hammered?
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if weβre not hammered?
Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning?
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleumβ’οΈ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleumβ’οΈ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning?
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleumβ’οΈ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleumβ’οΈ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
Is this a business.?
August 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Is this a business.?
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Panther as a unit of measurement.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
August 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Panther as a unit of measurement.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
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Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!
August 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!
Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker
Same union
Same union
June 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker
Same union
Same union
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Use code "mothman's warm wet tongue" at checkout
May 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Use code "mothman's warm wet tongue" at checkout
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Introducing to you the hot new product from the internationally acclaimed labs at @finnacorp.bsky.social Pasta-RamaΒ©οΈ: The Sanfernando Treat!
March 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Introducing to you the hot new product from the internationally acclaimed labs at @finnacorp.bsky.social Pasta-RamaΒ©οΈ: The Sanfernando Treat!
Here at MCFC and the fax is now live!
313-649-4442
313-649-4442
March 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Here at MCFC and the fax is now live!
313-649-4442
313-649-4442
Business at MCFC!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
March 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Business at MCFC!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
Mickeyβs malt liquor casual Friday powered by Chi Chiβs
March 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mickeyβs malt liquor casual Friday powered by Chi Chiβs
Business casual Friday
March 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Business casual Friday
No you're not :P
Who else will send us faxes!?
Who else will send us faxes!?
December 7, 2024 at 1:59 AM
No you're not :P
Who else will send us faxes!?
Who else will send us faxes!?
Please be advised that for the FinnaCorp Holiday party 1982 we are only issuing 37 drink tickets per person, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
December 7, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Please be advised that for the FinnaCorp Holiday party 1982 we are only issuing 37 drink tickets per person, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.