FinnaCorp International 🌐
@finnacorp.bsky.social
Business conglomerate since 1971. You name it we do it... Half-assed and probably drunk. We bought our JD power awards and have no shame. Our CEO is Synthfox87.bsky.social
(This account is a parody of 1970's business)
(This account is a parody of 1970's business)
Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?
Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning?
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning?
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
Is this a business.?
August 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Is this a business.?
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Panther as a unit of measurement.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
August 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Panther as a unit of measurement.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
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Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!
August 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!
Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker
Same union
Same union
June 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker
Same union
Same union
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Use code "mothman's warm wet tongue" at checkout
May 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Use code "mothman's warm wet tongue" at checkout
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Introducing to you the hot new product from the internationally acclaimed labs at @finnacorp.bsky.social Pasta-Rama©️: The Sanfernando Treat!
March 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Introducing to you the hot new product from the internationally acclaimed labs at @finnacorp.bsky.social Pasta-Rama©️: The Sanfernando Treat!
Here at MCFC and the fax is now live!
313-649-4442
313-649-4442
March 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Here at MCFC and the fax is now live!
313-649-4442
313-649-4442
Business at MCFC!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
March 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Business at MCFC!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!
Mickey’s malt liquor casual Friday powered by Chi Chi’s
March 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mickey’s malt liquor casual Friday powered by Chi Chi’s
Business casual Friday
March 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Business casual Friday
Please be advised that for the FinnaCorp Holiday party 1982 we are only issuing 37 drink tickets per person, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
December 7, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Please be advised that for the FinnaCorp Holiday party 1982 we are only issuing 37 drink tickets per person, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.
Yeah, Well you can come to our headquarters and see the new used 1964 Chryslers and Plymouths for half the price!
Ask for Gordie Horton or Dick Flanagan
Ask for Gordie Horton or Dick Flanagan
November 9, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Yeah, Well you can come to our headquarters and see the new used 1964 Chryslers and Plymouths for half the price!
Ask for Gordie Horton or Dick Flanagan
Ask for Gordie Horton or Dick Flanagan
Rest assured that our computer is unaffected by the outage because we locked the tapes in the file cabinet.
July 19, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Rest assured that our computer is unaffected by the outage because we locked the tapes in the file cabinet.
When you're thinking of value, you're thinking of FinnaCorp!
June 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
When you're thinking of value, you're thinking of FinnaCorp!
Corporate jets are so 70’s, this is the 80’s which is why we have the corporate hot air balloon
June 14, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Corporate jets are so 70’s, this is the 80’s which is why we have the corporate hot air balloon
We’re gonna be out of the BUTT and into the FUCK if we don’t come up with that $36
April 3, 2024 at 4:04 PM
We’re gonna be out of the BUTT and into the FUCK if we don’t come up with that $36
FinnaCorp, Feeling great in ‘78!
March 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
FinnaCorp, Feeling great in ‘78!
FinnaCorp
Going out out of business since 1971
Going out out of business since 1971
March 3, 2024 at 2:37 AM
FinnaCorp
Going out out of business since 1971
Going out out of business since 1971
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
ALL SALARIES WILL BE PAID OUT IN SERVICE MERCHANDISE GIFT CERTIFICATES
ALL SALARIES WILL BE PAID OUT IN SERVICE MERCHANDISE GIFT CERTIFICATES
February 19, 2024 at 5:45 PM
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
ALL SALARIES WILL BE PAID OUT IN SERVICE MERCHANDISE GIFT CERTIFICATES
ALL SALARIES WILL BE PAID OUT IN SERVICE MERCHANDISE GIFT CERTIFICATES
We do a lot of things here at FinnaCorp
But even we don’t take Discover Card.
But even we don’t take Discover Card.
February 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
We do a lot of things here at FinnaCorp
But even we don’t take Discover Card.
But even we don’t take Discover Card.
Can you fax a fart to Canada?
Est-il possible de faxer un pet au Canada?
Est-il possible de faxer un pet au Canada?
January 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Can you fax a fart to Canada?
Est-il possible de faxer un pet au Canada?
Est-il possible de faxer un pet au Canada?
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I've got strong opinions about frozen too but damn.
January 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I've got strong opinions about frozen too but damn.