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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas
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(Allergen warning: contains the stupid thoughts of @lancener.bsky.social )
Always remember to slather your cough drops in Frank's Red Hot before consumption, your throat deserves the flavor sensation that is Icy-Hot.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When you go to microwave your Thanksgiving Turkey® this year, make sure you cut off the part that gets charred from the probes arcing.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's 20 'til 1 'til 7
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The real reason everyone has crazy tequila stories is because it tastes too fucking good.
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
A safety pin, so big it is no longer safe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Side-effects may include: nausea, heartburn, indigestion, forgetting how to breathe while using your hands.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Post-Coital Fushigi
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The bussy area is for loading and unloading only.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
My favorite letter is guitar.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Arkansas, the “what that mouth do?” state
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A soft taco warning is in effect in the affected area until 9pm tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The sequel is almost never as good as the original, nearly slept through 1am, part 2.
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Carnal asada, the steak you can fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you're ever in danger, just remember the good ol' MacKenzie-butthole-whistle technique and let'r rip.

Works every time, sometimes.
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hey, Siri, draw her pregnant.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I would be an insufferable pregnant woman
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If you or a loved one has forgotten how to thumbs, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The battery store: come on in, and get your ass beat today!
October 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
POV: penis of view
PPV: penis per view
FPS: first penis shooter
MMORPG: massively multiplayer online role penis game
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"In cod we thrust" - some dude fucking a fish on 6th street.
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Beware the dick-eating amoebas.
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Taint, by Calvin Klein

Deodorant for your butthole
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
fuck/marry/kill: piss, water, teeth
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
How many calories are in ass?
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The name's Dickard, call me Rick.
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM