Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas
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(Allergen warning: contains the stupid thoughts of @lancener.bsky.social )
(Allergen warning: contains the stupid thoughts of @lancener.bsky.social )
Bob's discount bidets, blasting your balls with cold bidet water since 1975.
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Bob's discount bidets, blasting your balls with cold bidet water since 1975.
What do you mean you don't want AT&T? You ate a hotdog...
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
What do you mean you don't want AT&T? You ate a hotdog...
Have you ever wanted to experience exactly 0 flavor while chewing a snack with the same consistency as teeth that have fallen out?
Have I got the product for you: corn nuts!
Have I got the product for you: corn nuts!
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Have you ever wanted to experience exactly 0 flavor while chewing a snack with the same consistency as teeth that have fallen out?
Have I got the product for you: corn nuts!
Have I got the product for you: corn nuts!
Explosive bussy disorder.
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Explosive bussy disorder.
"What did you like best about this course?"
hearing gunshots outside in the middle of it?
hearing gunshots outside in the middle of it?
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
"What did you like best about this course?"
hearing gunshots outside in the middle of it?
hearing gunshots outside in the middle of it?
A second AM has hit the towers, good night.
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 AM
A second AM has hit the towers, good night.
Ejaculation: finger painting's free trial.
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Ejaculation: finger painting's free trial.
When passing through Ronkonkoma it's important you don't fall into a rom-com coma.
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
When passing through Ronkonkoma it's important you don't fall into a rom-com coma.
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A second baby has hit the towers
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
A second baby has hit the towers
Everyone likes the Stanley steamer jingle until you realize that Stanley left a steamer in the middle of your living room.
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Everyone likes the Stanley steamer jingle until you realize that Stanley left a steamer in the middle of your living room.
Roma Funeral Home, stuffing your loved ones with tomatoes since 1965.
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Roma Funeral Home, stuffing your loved ones with tomatoes since 1965.
This holiday season, be sure to thank your local kegel-er elves for shaping all of the Hershey's kisses in their own special way.
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This holiday season, be sure to thank your local kegel-er elves for shaping all of the Hershey's kisses in their own special way.
Our colleague, Dick, has been crowned Dave's Honda Shack® Pickle Princess 1988.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Our colleague, Dick, has been crowned Dave's Honda Shack® Pickle Princess 1988.
Dick's Sporting Goods food poisoning champion 1987
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dick's Sporting Goods food poisoning champion 1987
Pull out bed? I'm not gonna pull out...
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Pull out bed? I'm not gonna pull out...
We need a rebrand from laxatives to something else, my vote it’s for “colon expectorant.”
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We need a rebrand from laxatives to something else, my vote it’s for “colon expectorant.”
Saltines are just midwest tortilla chips.
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Saltines are just midwest tortilla chips.
Thanksgiving isn't truly over until you clog the toilet 3 times on a Sunday.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Thanksgiving isn't truly over until you clog the toilet 3 times on a Sunday.
Coital Combat, Finish (in) Him!
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Coital Combat, Finish (in) Him!
My Neck, My Back: The Geriatric Attack.
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My Neck, My Back: The Geriatric Attack.
You don't need alcohol to have a good time, visit your local dealer today and ask about the other substances you can abuse!
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You don't need alcohol to have a good time, visit your local dealer today and ask about the other substances you can abuse!
Ain't no party like an Icy Hot® party.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ain't no party like an Icy Hot® party.
On this week's episode of So You Forgot How to Put Things on a Table, our protagonist finally figures it out.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
On this week's episode of So You Forgot How to Put Things on a Table, our protagonist finally figures it out.
Always remember to slather your cough drops in Frank's Red Hot before consumption, your throat deserves the flavor sensation that is Icy-Hot.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always remember to slather your cough drops in Frank's Red Hot before consumption, your throat deserves the flavor sensation that is Icy-Hot.
When you go to microwave your Thanksgiving Turkey® this year, make sure you cut off the part that gets charred from the probes arcing.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When you go to microwave your Thanksgiving Turkey® this year, make sure you cut off the part that gets charred from the probes arcing.