Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas
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(Allergen warning: contains the stupid thoughts of @lancener.bsky.social )
(Allergen warning: contains the stupid thoughts of @lancener.bsky.social )
Always remember to slather your cough drops in Frank's Red Hot before consumption, your throat deserves the flavor sensation that is Icy-Hot.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always remember to slather your cough drops in Frank's Red Hot before consumption, your throat deserves the flavor sensation that is Icy-Hot.
When you go to microwave your Thanksgiving Turkey® this year, make sure you cut off the part that gets charred from the probes arcing.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When you go to microwave your Thanksgiving Turkey® this year, make sure you cut off the part that gets charred from the probes arcing.
It's 20 'til 1 'til 7
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's 20 'til 1 'til 7
The real reason everyone has crazy tequila stories is because it tastes too fucking good.
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The real reason everyone has crazy tequila stories is because it tastes too fucking good.
A safety pin, so big it is no longer safe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A safety pin, so big it is no longer safe.
Side-effects may include: nausea, heartburn, indigestion, forgetting how to breathe while using your hands.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Side-effects may include: nausea, heartburn, indigestion, forgetting how to breathe while using your hands.
Post-Coital Fushigi
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Post-Coital Fushigi
The bussy area is for loading and unloading only.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The bussy area is for loading and unloading only.
My favorite letter is guitar.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My favorite letter is guitar.
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Arkansas, the “what that mouth do?” state
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Arkansas, the “what that mouth do?” state
A soft taco warning is in effect in the affected area until 9pm tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
A soft taco warning is in effect in the affected area until 9pm tonight.
The sequel is almost never as good as the original, nearly slept through 1am, part 2.
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The sequel is almost never as good as the original, nearly slept through 1am, part 2.
Carnal asada, the steak you can fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Carnal asada, the steak you can fuck.
If you're ever in danger, just remember the good ol' MacKenzie-butthole-whistle technique and let'r rip.
Works every time, sometimes.
Works every time, sometimes.
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you're ever in danger, just remember the good ol' MacKenzie-butthole-whistle technique and let'r rip.
Works every time, sometimes.
Works every time, sometimes.
Hey, Siri, draw her pregnant.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Hey, Siri, draw her pregnant.
I would be an insufferable pregnant woman
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I would be an insufferable pregnant woman
If you or a loved one has forgotten how to thumbs, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you or a loved one has forgotten how to thumbs, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
The battery store: come on in, and get your ass beat today!
October 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The battery store: come on in, and get your ass beat today!
POV: penis of view
PPV: penis per view
FPS: first penis shooter
MMORPG: massively multiplayer online role penis game
PPV: penis per view
FPS: first penis shooter
MMORPG: massively multiplayer online role penis game
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
POV: penis of view
PPV: penis per view
FPS: first penis shooter
MMORPG: massively multiplayer online role penis game
PPV: penis per view
FPS: first penis shooter
MMORPG: massively multiplayer online role penis game
"In cod we thrust" - some dude fucking a fish on 6th street.
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"In cod we thrust" - some dude fucking a fish on 6th street.
Beware the dick-eating amoebas.
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Beware the dick-eating amoebas.
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Taint, by Calvin Klein
Deodorant for your butthole
Deodorant for your butthole
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Taint, by Calvin Klein
Deodorant for your butthole
Deodorant for your butthole
fuck/marry/kill: piss, water, teeth
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
fuck/marry/kill: piss, water, teeth
How many calories are in ass?
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
How many calories are in ass?
The name's Dickard, call me Rick.
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The name's Dickard, call me Rick.