Shut up Mike
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Mike, middle aged dad of a small child, left wing socialist and recovering catholic
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I’m getting sober in 2025, I won’t go into what but I’ve been a big fan of drugs and alcohol for a very long time.
It’s time to live in the real world
It’s time to live in the real world
January 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’m getting sober in 2025, I won’t go into what but I’ve been a big fan of drugs and alcohol for a very long time.
It’s time to live in the real world
It’s time to live in the real world
This reminds me of the great Zizou
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This reminds me of the great Zizou
Yeeeers, I’m finally no longer fat!
January 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yeeeers, I’m finally no longer fat!
My car has gone in to get the brakes done, judging by the lack of call to collect it I’m expecting more problems.
Cars are shit
Cars are shit
January 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My car has gone in to get the brakes done, judging by the lack of call to collect it I’m expecting more problems.
Cars are shit
Cars are shit
Taken a few months ago, I almost dropped my phone taking it because I was laughing so much. If you look closely at the face they look so disappointed, easily the 11th greatest day of my life
January 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Taken a few months ago, I almost dropped my phone taking it because I was laughing so much. If you look closely at the face they look so disappointed, easily the 11th greatest day of my life
I’m probably going to die
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m probably going to die
Somebody I know has found my TikTok and now I have to delete it, this is terrible
January 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Somebody I know has found my TikTok and now I have to delete it, this is terrible
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14 days of 12 hour shifts, 168 hours, I’ll probably die
December 31, 2024 at 1:19 AM
14 days of 12 hour shifts, 168 hours, I’ll probably die
If my missus is working from home the whole house tiptoes around her, when I’m doing it I’m still expected to carry on being the butler and do 15 things at once. I hate working from home as it is
December 27, 2024 at 9:57 PM
If my missus is working from home the whole house tiptoes around her, when I’m doing it I’m still expected to carry on being the butler and do 15 things at once. I hate working from home as it is
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The missus is trying to make me watch some shite on Netflix called game of squids, it’s absolutely terrible, if you are ever tempted don’t bother
December 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
The missus is trying to make me watch some shite on Netflix called game of squids, it’s absolutely terrible, if you are ever tempted don’t bother
Just paid my car insurance, £620, ho ho fucking ho and merry Christmas to me
December 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Just paid my car insurance, £620, ho ho fucking ho and merry Christmas to me
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Tyson has weighed in 4 stone heavier than Usyk but 6 stone lighter than YER MA.
December 21, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Tyson has weighed in 4 stone heavier than Usyk but 6 stone lighter than YER MA.
My 5 year old plays Xbox through a projector, when I was 5 I had a window
December 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
My 5 year old plays Xbox through a projector, when I was 5 I had a window
The boy and his bald fat auld man (me)
December 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
The boy and his bald fat auld man (me)
Big shout out to my missus for running me over today, it did wonders for my bad hip 😩
December 10, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Big shout out to my missus for running me over today, it did wonders for my bad hip 😩
4 stone gone, one to go. I’m almost no longer fat which feels weird because being fat is pretty much my entire personality, but I don’t want to have stroke or diabetes so this has to work
December 8, 2024 at 3:55 PM
4 stone gone, one to go. I’m almost no longer fat which feels weird because being fat is pretty much my entire personality, but I don’t want to have stroke or diabetes so this has to work
Yer da says he’s a wizard in the kitchen and calls himself scrandalf
December 8, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Yer da says he’s a wizard in the kitchen and calls himself scrandalf
I’m not in any way anti immigration, but is there any way to stop all of the annoying Americans moving to the UK? Especially the celebrities
December 1, 2024 at 10:02 AM
I’m not in any way anti immigration, but is there any way to stop all of the annoying Americans moving to the UK? Especially the celebrities
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