saw a kid stuffing dirty magazines into his shirt while his fat mother haggled over the price of a loosie. he made eye contact with me and said "what is it to be damned? men are the masters of their own destiny, for good or ill." then he started picking his nose
just remembered that recently out of the blue my 7-year-old asked “dad, what was the collapse of the soviet union?”
February 14, 2026 at 7:56 AM
saw a kid stuffing dirty magazines into his shirt while his fat mother haggled over the price of a loosie. he made eye contact with me and said "what is it to be damned? men are the masters of their own destiny, for good or ill." then he started picking his nose
i'm leaving my reddit comment karma to you when i swallow all these pills
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
i'm leaving my reddit comment karma to you when i swallow all these pills
listening to faith no more
*pulls my hand back at the last second* SYKE, GAYLORD!
*pulls my hand back at the last second* SYKE, GAYLORD!
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
listening to faith no more
*pulls my hand back at the last second* SYKE, GAYLORD!
*pulls my hand back at the last second* SYKE, GAYLORD!
i wonder what drizzt is up to these days
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
i wonder what drizzt is up to these days
getting really flummoxed that Birch Society Weekly isn't woke enough
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
getting really flummoxed that Birch Society Weekly isn't woke enough
why is fantasy the only genre where you have to loudly declare (so girls will hear you) that you don't endorse monarchy or feudalism. meanwhile sci fi is just "i'd love to crush the space untermenschen" or "dude i totally need a robot arm and a robot sex slave to choke with it"
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
why is fantasy the only genre where you have to loudly declare (so girls will hear you) that you don't endorse monarchy or feudalism. meanwhile sci fi is just "i'd love to crush the space untermenschen" or "dude i totally need a robot arm and a robot sex slave to choke with it"
the epic pope doing a dab after telling me my mother is in hell because she had all her kids out of wedlock
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
the epic pope doing a dab after telling me my mother is in hell because she had all her kids out of wedlock
the epic pope is here to say that not all gays are going to hell. only 99.9999% of them. the white ones get into heaven
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
the epic pope is here to say that not all gays are going to hell. only 99.9999% of them. the white ones get into heaven
Ethan Coen comes out as "really into younger women"
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Ethan Coen comes out as "really into younger women"
white devils near you
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
white devils near you
just saw people commenting "believe it or not that's not peter steele" on a song nick holmes featured on
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
just saw people commenting "believe it or not that's not peter steele" on a song nick holmes featured on
This is a theory I've had for years.
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
This is a theory I've had for years.
NO mom i CAN'T turn it down. because Tiger Army never dies, MOM, GOD!
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
NO mom i CAN'T turn it down. because Tiger Army never dies, MOM, GOD!
Dark Gothic Naked Titty Fantasy
wait let me try that again
Dark Titty Naked Gothic fuck
Dark Nudie Porno Fant ah fuck it
wait let me try that again
Dark Titty Naked Gothic fuck
Dark Nudie Porno Fant ah fuck it
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Dark Gothic Naked Titty Fantasy
wait let me try that again
Dark Titty Naked Gothic fuck
Dark Nudie Porno Fant ah fuck it
wait let me try that again
Dark Titty Naked Gothic fuck
Dark Nudie Porno Fant ah fuck it
id love to pop a gooners eyeballs like grapes
February 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
id love to pop a gooners eyeballs like grapes
A HECKIN PUPPERINO DOGGO
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
A HECKIN PUPPERINO DOGGO
The drug pharaoh will not be taking questions at this time, thank you.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The drug pharaoh will not be taking questions at this time, thank you.
"border czar" one of the most stupid americanisms ever
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"border czar" one of the most stupid americanisms ever
paying "the eunuch's price"
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 AM
paying "the eunuch's price"
blizzard charging 25bux for an "expansion" to a fucking 25 year old game
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 AM
blizzard charging 25bux for an "expansion" to a fucking 25 year old game
it's so funny how 90% of modern westerns look cheaper than the old cheap ones
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
it's so funny how 90% of modern westerns look cheaper than the old cheap ones
do you need to hate women to watch the 28 ___ later movies or can you just go in blind?
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
do you need to hate women to watch the 28 ___ later movies or can you just go in blind?
what kind of slave are you?
groveling worm
collaborating fiend
white
groveling worm
collaborating fiend
white
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
what kind of slave are you?
groveling worm
collaborating fiend
white
groveling worm
collaborating fiend
white