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Triste Figura
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Retired Army. More blue than red. Husband, father, teacher, coach, umpire, School Board Candidate. Living in a rural red place. It gets lonely.
October 11, 2023 at 4:29 AM
I have a meeting with the Principal today. A meeting I asked for. Why am *I* anxious about it??
October 5, 2023 at 5:51 PM
My thoughts on the McCarthy vote are encapsulated in a simple quote from Napoleon: "Never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake."
October 3, 2023 at 9:40 PM
I'm running for my local school board. Some days, I think it'd be better to lose. But, I can't quit once I start something, and I know the other candidates aren't going to be better at the job. But, some days...

I can rest easy knowing that, regardless, the community will get what it deserves.
October 2, 2023 at 11:47 PM
I find it funny that the same parent who complains at a school board meeting about their child being exposed to "murder" (in a middle school drama performance) also has that same child who can quote scenes from numerous episodes of "Game of Thrones."
October 1, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Where's the BlueSky suggestion box? I'd like to suggest that "too long" posts have the option to be automatically broken up and threaded.
September 28, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Without too much detail, I'm running for my local school board. I'm a non-Christian, left-leaning guy in a rural, VERY Christian, very right-wing area. Sometimes I wonder if the pain is worth it. Why am I doing this? And then I get a call from a retired teacher who asks how they can help.
September 28, 2023 at 10:35 PM
I made chicken in an air fryer last night and this morning NO ONE has good poisoning! That's a win!
September 26, 2023 at 2:56 PM
How is my FB feed so f'ed up that I get so many recommendations for flat earther groups? Am I friends with the wrong people? Where did I go wrong?
September 22, 2023 at 12:25 AM
"Dear Parents: If your student wants to play the sportsball game, they have to not be failing."

That's not a threat. It's just school policy. Please don't harass our teachers for your child's failure to turn in assignments.
September 21, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Second after I walk out of the school today, it goes into lockdown for "outside threats." Umm, what do *I* do?? I'm ALREADY outside. I can't go back in. Do I just run? What're my options here?

(In the end, I just walked away like from a Michael Bay scene and hoped it didn't explode.)
September 21, 2023 at 8:02 PM
I have put out peanuts to lure in crows for a nefarious plan to take over the world.
September 21, 2023 at 2:50 PM
I think last night's whisky drink knocked me down. Might be time to get up again. But, damn is my head foggy!
September 19, 2023 at 6:41 PM