@fidgetferret.bsky.social
30s M.
I like to joke and to light up a smoke.
But there’s some place that I’d rather be.
I like to joke and to light up a smoke.
But there’s some place that I’d rather be.
My feed oscillating between goth bad bitches, SWers talking radical political action, and stoner girls.
Not saying this is a bad thing. But I do love how bad the algorithm got me.
Not saying this is a bad thing. But I do love how bad the algorithm got me.
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My feed oscillating between goth bad bitches, SWers talking radical political action, and stoner girls.
Not saying this is a bad thing. But I do love how bad the algorithm got me.
Not saying this is a bad thing. But I do love how bad the algorithm got me.
Sometimes I like a post and feel like I just agreed to something. I don’t know what, but I’m in.
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes I like a post and feel like I just agreed to something. I don’t know what, but I’m in.
I like posts like I’m handing out gold stars in kindergarten. Everybody’s doing great.
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I like posts like I’m handing out gold stars in kindergarten. Everybody’s doing great.
I like pics like I’m quietly saying “nice” to myself in a museum.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I like pics like I’m quietly saying “nice” to myself in a museum.
I’m not simping, I’m curating positive digital energy toward an entrepreneur.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m not simping, I’m curating positive digital energy toward an entrepreneur.
Weed had me thinking if I like enough pics she’ll start calling me “one of the good ones.”
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Weed had me thinking if I like enough pics she’ll start calling me “one of the good ones.”
Why does TikTok Live feel like I’m watching NPCs waiting for me to press ‘A’ to interact?
July 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Why does TikTok Live feel like I’m watching NPCs waiting for me to press ‘A’ to interact?
TikTok Live is the only place where doing absolutely nothing somehow earns virtual gifts. I’m doing life wrong.
July 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
TikTok Live is the only place where doing absolutely nothing somehow earns virtual gifts. I’m doing life wrong.
My love language is liking her pics before the weed even kicks in.
That’s commitment.
That’s commitment.
July 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My love language is liking her pics before the weed even kicks in.
That’s commitment.
That’s commitment.
I like spicy posts the way old men water their lawns.
Quiet.
Consistent.
Proud.
Quiet.
Consistent.
Proud.
July 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I like spicy posts the way old men water their lawns.
Quiet.
Consistent.
Proud.
Quiet.
Consistent.
Proud.
I don’t flirt. I just like OF pics quietly from the shadows like a polite little raccoon.
July 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I don’t flirt. I just like OF pics quietly from the shadows like a polite little raccoon.
I’m a simple man. I see a cutie blazing and I throw a like on the pile. No notes.
June 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m a simple man. I see a cutie blazing and I throw a like on the pile. No notes.
Shoutout to all the AI-generated women who follow me.
You’re the only ones who consistently believe in me.
Even if it’s just to steal my credit card info.
You’re the only ones who consistently believe in me.
Even if it’s just to steal my credit card info.
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Shoutout to all the AI-generated women who follow me.
You’re the only ones who consistently believe in me.
Even if it’s just to steal my credit card info.
You’re the only ones who consistently believe in me.
Even if it’s just to steal my credit card info.
I never realized how invested I was in someone else’s aesthetic until Fansly said “no smoking” and I had an existential crisis in my boxers.
June 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I never realized how invested I was in someone else’s aesthetic until Fansly said “no smoking” and I had an existential crisis in my boxers.
Fansly banned smoking vids, and I’m taking it really well.
If by “well” you mean “scrolling through old clips like they’re breakup texts.” Then yep… taking it well
If by “well” you mean “scrolling through old clips like they’re breakup texts.” Then yep… taking it well
June 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Fansly banned smoking vids, and I’m taking it really well.
If by “well” you mean “scrolling through old clips like they’re breakup texts.” Then yep… taking it well
If by “well” you mean “scrolling through old clips like they’re breakup texts.” Then yep… taking it well
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There’s a war starting and I’m watching girls gush like they they hiding a squirt gun between thier legs.
What a weird fuckin day to be alive
What a weird fuckin day to be alive
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
There’s a war starting and I’m watching girls gush like they they hiding a squirt gun between thier legs.
What a weird fuckin day to be alive
What a weird fuckin day to be alive
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there's only one thing to do at times like this
June 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
there's only one thing to do at times like this
My weed said “be chill” but I just liked 9 ass pics in 2 seconds. Now I look like a digital predator.
June 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My weed said “be chill” but I just liked 9 ass pics in 2 seconds. Now I look like a digital predator.
If supporting OF models was a tax write-off, I’d be in a higher bracket by now.
June 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
If supporting OF models was a tax write-off, I’d be in a higher bracket by now.
I don’t even open Netflix anymore. I just sit here waiting for my favorite OF model to post like it’s a season finale.
June 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I don’t even open Netflix anymore. I just sit here waiting for my favorite OF model to post like it’s a season finale.
Scrolled TikTok Live for 3 minutes and saw 12 white women twirling their hair and silently staring like they’re casting a spell on me.
June 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Scrolled TikTok Live for 3 minutes and saw 12 white women twirling their hair and silently staring like they’re casting a spell on me.
Shoutout to the women out here posting nudes with a blunt in hand like they just solved the mystery of the universe.
You did. You are the mystery.
Respect.
You did. You are the mystery.
Respect.
June 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Shoutout to the women out here posting nudes with a blunt in hand like they just solved the mystery of the universe.
You did. You are the mystery.
Respect.
You did. You are the mystery.
Respect.
Oh man. Try to be funny in the comments and wind up with a block. Gonna have to work on that chaotic humor 🤔
June 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh man. Try to be funny in the comments and wind up with a block. Gonna have to work on that chaotic humor 🤔
I can’t afford rent but I can afford to see her hit a gravity bong in slow motion.
Priorities.
Priorities.
June 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I can’t afford rent but I can afford to see her hit a gravity bong in slow motion.
Priorities.
Priorities.