The Real Fictus
@fictus.bsky.social
Former rock star, amateur racer, drone expert and moron. Views expressed are solely those of literally anyone else.
NBC hasn't had twenty minutes of coverage but there's been 2 breaks. This junk is why people pirate. This is killing the sport. Formula 1 races are broadcast in full and sponsors are flocking to it. We also really don't give a shit about a driver's girlfriend/wife. Show the fucking race. #daytona24
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
NBC hasn't had twenty minutes of coverage but there's been 2 breaks. This junk is why people pirate. This is killing the sport. Formula 1 races are broadcast in full and sponsors are flocking to it. We also really don't give a shit about a driver's girlfriend/wife. Show the fucking race. #daytona24
My new favorite quote:
Firearms for liberals are like abortions for conservatives. We have them too, we just don't talk about them.
Firearms for liberals are like abortions for conservatives. We have them too, we just don't talk about them.
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
My new favorite quote:
Firearms for liberals are like abortions for conservatives. We have them too, we just don't talk about them.
Firearms for liberals are like abortions for conservatives. We have them too, we just don't talk about them.
I'm not mad Trump keeps falling asleep during important meetings and events, I'm mad that he keeps waking up.
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm not mad Trump keeps falling asleep during important meetings and events, I'm mad that he keeps waking up.
I'm always torn with the Eagles. I really like Jalen Hurts, but I fuckin hate Philadelphia.
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm always torn with the Eagles. I really like Jalen Hurts, but I fuckin hate Philadelphia.
The @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social need to clean house. Geno, Pete and Chip need to go. They actually need to maintain our good players and not fucking trade them. Maxx, Bowers, Jeanty and more, need good contracts, good coaches and an ACTUAL good QB. #raiders #nfl
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social need to clean house. Geno, Pete and Chip need to go. They actually need to maintain our good players and not fucking trade them. Maxx, Bowers, Jeanty and more, need good contracts, good coaches and an ACTUAL good QB. #raiders #nfl
Why are people out here designing robots that look human. We're wildly inefficient. I need this thing to lift heavy shit and grab things off high shelves, I'm not trying to fuck it. #robot
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why are people out here designing robots that look human. We're wildly inefficient. I need this thing to lift heavy shit and grab things off high shelves, I'm not trying to fuck it. #robot
I bet they lose to Max and still favor Lando.
McLaren boss Zak Brown says he would rather see the team lose the 2025 Formula 1 world championship to Max Verstappen than compromise its principles by favouring one of its drivers.
McLaren would rather lose F1 championship than favour a driver
Speaking on F1’s Beyond the Grid podcast, Brown made clear that McLaren will not resort to team orders in the
speedcafe.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I bet they lose to Max and still favor Lando.
Geno Smith doing what he does best and throwing the football directly at the defense.
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Geno Smith doing what he does best and throwing the football directly at the defense.
The media would not let go of Biden's age and "decline" but we have to put up with this dementia addled dumb-fuck?
Trump, 79, Wanders Off While Meeting Japanese Prime Minister
In an embarrassing moment caught on video, it’s clear Donald Trump gets confused and walks away from Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi.
newrepublic.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The media would not let go of Biden's age and "decline" but we have to put up with this dementia addled dumb-fuck?
If the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social don't bench Geno next week, they're purposefully sinking the team. There's no other reason to continue this farce.
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social don't bench Geno next week, they're purposefully sinking the team. There's no other reason to continue this farce.
Reposted by The Real Fictus
Frank Sinatra on what it means to be an American in 1945
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Frank Sinatra on what it means to be an American in 1945
Why the FUCK are the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social still letting Geno play? For fucks sake put in a janitor or something.
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Why the FUCK are the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social still letting Geno play? For fucks sake put in a janitor or something.
Who the hell keeps giving Jared Leto work?
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Who the hell keeps giving Jared Leto work?
"They are dumb. They're so stupid" The most succinct and accurate description of Republicans, especially in Missouri.
September 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"They are dumb. They're so stupid" The most succinct and accurate description of Republicans, especially in Missouri.
Geno Smith will lose this game for the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social No one else will carry this loss. #nfl #raiders
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Geno Smith will lose this game for the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social No one else will carry this loss. #nfl #raiders
I initially read this as Donald and thought, "yeah, when is it not?" Then I read it correctly and still went, "yeah, when is it not?"
Horrible decision by Darnold
September 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I initially read this as Donald and thought, "yeah, when is it not?" Then I read it correctly and still went, "yeah, when is it not?"
All the athletes that point to the sky and thank god after a big play has really gotten me to believe that their god really does care about sports, because he sure doesn't give a shit about dying kids or genocide.
September 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
All the athletes that point to the sky and thank god after a big play has really gotten me to believe that their god really does care about sports, because he sure doesn't give a shit about dying kids or genocide.
August 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by The Real Fictus
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear sandwiches, shall not be infringed
August 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear sandwiches, shall not be infringed
Fuck Vance and his UN-AMERICA cronies.
No, JD, belonging in America does not depend on how many generations of your family have lived here. The values of this country matter - deeply - to who we are and what it means to be American.
August 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Fuck Vance and his UN-AMERICA cronies.
I'm very staunch supporter of the sciences, but in this instance, I don't give a damn what they say. Pluto is still a planet in my book.
#planetpluto
#planetpluto
August 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm very staunch supporter of the sciences, but in this instance, I don't give a damn what they say. Pluto is still a planet in my book.
#planetpluto
#planetpluto
This design is ass.
First day at my new job designing graphics for Indycar. Kind of nervous but I think think I did great!!
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This design is ass.
How to boost ratings for Formula 1 and kill IndyCar in the same sentence. Fuck Penske. #Indycar
Fox Corporation has acquired one third of IndyCar Series and Indianapolis Motor Speedway parent company Penske Entertainment.
Roger Penske sells share of IndyCar, Indianapolis to Fox
To coincide with the deal, the current media rights deal has been extended – meaning IndyCar will stay on Fox
speedcafe.com
August 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
How to boost ratings for Formula 1 and kill IndyCar in the same sentence. Fuck Penske. #Indycar