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Rock Paper Beer
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Likes: cats, rock music, dogs, kindness, a functional Constitutional republic, genealogy, pizza, travel, birdwatching, black and white photography, law, the Baltimore Ravens, the New York Mets, beer

Hates: being gaslighted by orange shitgibbons

#GenJones
August 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
BREAKING NEWS

“We cannot have unelected people wielding power in Washington” - Elon Musk
February 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
One of the people in this photo reads and speaks at a 3rd grade level, likes to pretend he’s a grown up, can’t control his emotions, smells like dirty diapers and relies on Elon Musk to tell him what to do.
February 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Trump and Congressional Republicans unveil bill to rename Greenland “Red, White and Blueland”.

That is not a joke.

In related news, the rest of the world is considering renaming the U.S. “Trump is a Weak Draft-dodging Nepo Baby Felon Rapist Who Is Following Hitler’s Playbook Land”.
February 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Elon Musk has been a terrible President. Why, oh why, did a plurality of Americans vote for him?
Me too, me too.
February 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A Swazticar!
Seeing one of these really does ruin your day 🤢
February 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yes, but I heard Trump is charging Putin 25% more for each B.J. that Trump personally administers.
Did anyone notice how Russia was spared any tariffs?
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In related news, a duck that walks, sounds, looks and smells like a duck is “tired” of being called a duck.

(Follow me for some more great analogies. Or are they similes? I don’t know, but I hate Trump.)
February 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Remember: Drumpf’s failed companies - steak, water, magazine, University, etc. - exceed the number of his bankruptcies. He has failed in many and varied ways, and somehow keeps finding new ways to fail.
February 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They organize on several platforms. FB is but one of them, and it’s how I found them.
I not questioning their work just the platform they are organizing on.
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They have a Bluesky presence, too.

All information shared is intended to be widely distributed and publicly known.

And there is nothing naive about this group, believe me. They understand exactly what they are doing, how to do it, and why it needs to be done.
Seems a bit naive to host the resistance communication page on a platform that is owned and run by one of the media sellouts. He has access to everything posted on his platform and has already shown he will abuse that access. Please let’s be smarter than this.
February 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Thank you.
February 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Copied from my FB page. Share at will. Please.
February 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by Rock Paper Beer
Very cool that the Trump admin has reawakened the fears of dying in a horrific plane crash. Haven’t even thought twice about that since I was ~6 years old. Back on the table, baby! Also if my body is exploded at 600 miles per hour it'll be blamed on the last remaining non-white federal worker. 👍
January 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM