Like I get why someone would say “Hey the guy had kids, think about them when you’re celebrating the man’s death” but I gotta say if my dad died and tons of strangers THRILLED about it I think I’d be a little curious as to why and if I already knew why maybe I wouldn’t think my dad was so great?

Is there a map of the world highlighting any country Tony Shaloub has played a character of that national descent?

oh wikipedia

every now and then my brain reminds me that for reasons I will never fathom that a 90s era store brand ice pop my parents would buy described itself as "a deliquescent summer treat"

Who the fuck wrote that copy? It's a ten dollar word to say "melty" Ay! We got you a sloppy pop for the summer!

I got a dang sunburn even though it was entire cloud cover

Love how my small town keeps combining other services like fire and ambulance with the proposed cop shop to try and make it seem more important and not "the police are sad because they have to take breaks in the basement of their current place please spend 50mil on them"

hearts, screenshot, apple II (1986) https://mobygames.com/game/apple2/hearts__/screenshots/gameShotId,988810/…

I'm a true sicko who spent the morning collecting hazelnuts then was incredibly delighted to find that the butcher had beef tongue back in stock. Time to eat like peasant.

contemplating the ripening of hazelnuts.

The phrase "come on Barbie, I've got parvo" entered my head and refuses to leave

surprised ferry was still an available username