Ferris “Sazerac” Rye
@ferrisrye.bsky.social
Level 35 redwolf, dad, and mechanical engineer. Will do calculations for money and/or art. Caveat voyeur.
The inventor of the leaf blower should be drawn and quartered if they’re already dead. The cacophonous symphony of these stupid things EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND is enough to drive a man to violence.
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The inventor of the leaf blower should be drawn and quartered if they’re already dead. The cacophonous symphony of these stupid things EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND is enough to drive a man to violence.
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just keep going, ok?
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
just keep going, ok?
We hired a guy to power wash the house but he also washed the moss out of my walkway in the backyard. I am fucking upset. My moss!
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We hired a guy to power wash the house but he also washed the moss out of my walkway in the backyard. I am fucking upset. My moss!
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He's so proud he timed a VR6 correctly
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He's so proud he timed a VR6 correctly
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?
My life needs more furry automotive content.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My life needs more furry automotive content.
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Rebecca Cunningham, from "Tailspin".
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Rebecca Cunningham, from "Tailspin".
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
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Yeah, it was a good day. But FUCK I ain’t doing another Friendsgiving for a while.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yeah, it was a good day. But FUCK I ain’t doing another Friendsgiving for a while.
Every waiting room should have an N64 in it. This Safelite is so sterile you could perform gastric bypass in it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every waiting room should have an N64 in it. This Safelite is so sterile you could perform gastric bypass in it.
Made the call. Wifey is getting me out of here. I’m gonna call her “Constantine” all day and one day she’ll know why.
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Made the call. Wifey is getting me out of here. I’m gonna call her “Constantine” all day and one day she’ll know why.
Hour 1 of waiting in the dealership to get an oil change, new brake pads, and a 90k mile tuneup.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hour 1 of waiting in the dealership to get an oil change, new brake pads, and a 90k mile tuneup.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.
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きつねちゃんのおうち
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
きつねちゃんのおうち
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)
+100 respect to artists for actually sticking to Drawloween. Imma catch up but geeze…
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
+100 respect to artists for actually sticking to Drawloween. Imma catch up but geeze…
The soundtrack of “The Social Network” by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross is still the absolute best part about the existence of Facebook.
October 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The soundtrack of “The Social Network” by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross is still the absolute best part about the existence of Facebook.
It’s Autumn so bringing back this great art from @cocadope.bsky.social
PS @wereshiba.bsky.social I need that Spooktober changeover art of yours. And I miss ya, boi!
PS @wereshiba.bsky.social I need that Spooktober changeover art of yours. And I miss ya, boi!
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s Autumn so bringing back this great art from @cocadope.bsky.social
PS @wereshiba.bsky.social I need that Spooktober changeover art of yours. And I miss ya, boi!
PS @wereshiba.bsky.social I need that Spooktober changeover art of yours. And I miss ya, boi!
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It's the most wonderful time of the year! Got a fresh batch of prompts for this year's Drawlloween/Artober, get em while they're hot :)
September 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Got a fresh batch of prompts for this year's Drawlloween/Artober, get em while they're hot :)
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A fellow forest creature!
I know he looks a little grumpy but I swear he's a fun gi....
September 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A fellow forest creature!
“How are children so messy?”
Y’all my daughter is OBSESSED with cutting paper right now. Just dead set on making the bottom of a hamster cage. My whole house looks like when you flip over a hole punch.
I don’t fuckin’ get it but here we are.
Y’all my daughter is OBSESSED with cutting paper right now. Just dead set on making the bottom of a hamster cage. My whole house looks like when you flip over a hole punch.
I don’t fuckin’ get it but here we are.
September 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“How are children so messy?”
Y’all my daughter is OBSESSED with cutting paper right now. Just dead set on making the bottom of a hamster cage. My whole house looks like when you flip over a hole punch.
I don’t fuckin’ get it but here we are.
Y’all my daughter is OBSESSED with cutting paper right now. Just dead set on making the bottom of a hamster cage. My whole house looks like when you flip over a hole punch.
I don’t fuckin’ get it but here we are.
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THE TAILOR SHOP IS OPEN!
Ever wanted your fursona in a suit, drawn by someone who knows menswear?
I got you covered 😎
Fill out the form below or message if interested!
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Ever wanted your fursona in a suit, drawn by someone who knows menswear?
I got you covered 😎
Fill out the form below or message if interested!
forms.gle/AE8onJtGhyKH...
September 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
THE TAILOR SHOP IS OPEN!
Ever wanted your fursona in a suit, drawn by someone who knows menswear?
I got you covered 😎
Fill out the form below or message if interested!
forms.gle/AE8onJtGhyKH...
Ever wanted your fursona in a suit, drawn by someone who knows menswear?
I got you covered 😎
Fill out the form below or message if interested!
forms.gle/AE8onJtGhyKH...
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Do opposites really attract?🐺❤️ With Red Wolves, it might be true. Our research partner Lovin (USU grad. advised by Dr. Julie Young) is studying mate compatibility and early findings suggest wolves with contrasting personalities may be more likely to have pups.
Read more: nywolf.org/2025/08/love...
Read more: nywolf.org/2025/08/love...
Love in the Wild: What Drives Red Wolf Pairing Success
Do opposites really attract? With Red Wolves, it just might be true. Our research partner Lovin, a graduate student at Utah State University advised by Dr. Julie Young, is helping uncover the answer.
nywolf.org
August 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Do opposites really attract?🐺❤️ With Red Wolves, it might be true. Our research partner Lovin (USU grad. advised by Dr. Julie Young) is studying mate compatibility and early findings suggest wolves with contrasting personalities may be more likely to have pups.
Read more: nywolf.org/2025/08/love...
Read more: nywolf.org/2025/08/love...
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August 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Every day is #InternationalWolfDay in our eyes, but today’s a great reminder of how amazing wolves are! 🐺 Support wolf recovery and conservation by donating or advocating for stronger protections. 🌎🐾
Learn more about ways to make an impact: nywolf.org
Learn more about ways to make an impact: nywolf.org
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Every day is #InternationalWolfDay in our eyes, but today’s a great reminder of how amazing wolves are! 🐺 Support wolf recovery and conservation by donating or advocating for stronger protections. 🌎🐾
Learn more about ways to make an impact: nywolf.org
Learn more about ways to make an impact: nywolf.org
If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you’re both, you’re experiencing reality and not some stupid hallmark card incorrectly attributed to Confucius.
Breathe deeply, focus, and live.
Breathe deeply, focus, and live.
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you’re both, you’re experiencing reality and not some stupid hallmark card incorrectly attributed to Confucius.
Breathe deeply, focus, and live.
Breathe deeply, focus, and live.
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August is historically one of my worst months for sales and it is even worse this year. I just put my Fern Fox planters up for preorder. My big Mossback planters are often imitated but you can get the real thing from me in full detail. Sales, shares and tips appreciated. 💜
lnk.bio/verdantsculpts
lnk.bio/verdantsculpts
August 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
August is historically one of my worst months for sales and it is even worse this year. I just put my Fern Fox planters up for preorder. My big Mossback planters are often imitated but you can get the real thing from me in full detail. Sales, shares and tips appreciated. 💜
lnk.bio/verdantsculpts
lnk.bio/verdantsculpts