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Billie
@fernkatz.bsky.social
i am STUCK in the TORTURE LABYRINTH and there are MUPPETS here
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November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"
September 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
yeah hold up i need to take this phone call rq [puts phone to ear] BARK BARK BARK BARK B
August 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
most beautiful girl at the library award winner
August 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i love telling stories about my dad and getting hit with the inevitable "so he's gay right" ahaha well, wouldn't we all like to know
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
been with my partner for a year now
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i started my perfume journey 100% certain that citrus was the fragrance family i least wanted to wear and now i smell like orange candy and soda at all points in time
August 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
is this thing on? [farts directly onto the mic]
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
>be me
>want an apple perfume
>they always have too much cinnamon and spice
>just want a pure apple scent
>finally find one thats less spiced
>it just smells like maple pancakes
August 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i dont wanna go to hell for gamnbling so i jus,t blind buy perfumes on etsy all day
August 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
having tourettes is actually great with zero downsides like i really just be saying anything
August 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
sometimes i think about roleplaying as a puppet trapped in a torture labyrinth but then i raelize i just wanna watch david bowie's splendiferous performance as pontius pilate
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
how are pistachios the best macaron flavor but the worst everything else
July 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
RAAA
July 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
last time i logged on here i made a whole tab just for looking at posts about mushrooms. life is so beautiful
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 AM
i am the crusty white dog in God's hot locked car #SalsaOnMyBalls
November 22, 2024 at 5:25 AM
women and minorities #YEAH
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Inky caps 🍄📷
October 1, 2023 at 10:53 PM
what childlike whimsy does to a mf
September 29, 2023 at 4:50 PM