Vexed Vombatid
@fermionicmustard.bsky.social
Mustard is already fermionic, idiot.
Solve the riddle to access my main account.
PFP by @skidarstudios.bsky.social
Banner by @zeiroslion.art
Solve the riddle to access my main account.
PFP by @skidarstudios.bsky.social
Banner by @zeiroslion.art
Down to 15 commissions. I'm no longer counting the one from 2024.
With WIPs:
- 2 scenes
- 2 headshots / busts
Not started:
- 4 scenes
- 3 YCH
- 2 headshots / busts
- 1 full body
- 1 gift
With WIPs:
- 2 scenes
- 2 headshots / busts
Not started:
- 4 scenes
- 3 YCH
- 2 headshots / busts
- 1 full body
- 1 gift
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Down to 15 commissions. I'm no longer counting the one from 2024.
With WIPs:
- 2 scenes
- 2 headshots / busts
Not started:
- 4 scenes
- 3 YCH
- 2 headshots / busts
- 1 full body
- 1 gift
With WIPs:
- 2 scenes
- 2 headshots / busts
Not started:
- 4 scenes
- 3 YCH
- 2 headshots / busts
- 1 full body
- 1 gift
I told a joke about the Stone Age earlier. About a Flintstones-type scenario. And now guess what my brain is doing. Guess what's in there.
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I told a joke about the Stone Age earlier. About a Flintstones-type scenario. And now guess what my brain is doing. Guess what's in there.
The time travel stuff makes sense. Trust me. Emmet and Sully have a time machine. The Omegas have a time *control* machine. It's the size of the moon (and in fact it is the moon).
January 23, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The time travel stuff makes sense. Trust me. Emmet and Sully have a time machine. The Omegas have a time *control* machine. It's the size of the moon (and in fact it is the moon).
What tears me up is that USPS tracking shows I got a piece by @horned-hut.bsky.social yesterday, but I forgot to check my mail so it’s just sitting there until I get home. Some clown (a literal clown, on a honky tricycle) could roll up and steal it at any time.
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 PM
What tears me up is that USPS tracking shows I got a piece by @horned-hut.bsky.social yesterday, but I forgot to check my mail so it’s just sitting there until I get home. Some clown (a literal clown, on a honky tricycle) could roll up and steal it at any time.
I'm functioning on a very low level today. Too many days waking up too early.
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I'm functioning on a very low level today. Too many days waking up too early.
I guess I'm full in on Victor having multiple personalities.
I'd been toying with it for a long time. The idea is that the mammalian brain isn't built to contain as many memories and experiences as he has. At some point he'd have to compartmentalize purely to maintain some semblance of sanity.
I'd been toying with it for a long time. The idea is that the mammalian brain isn't built to contain as many memories and experiences as he has. At some point he'd have to compartmentalize purely to maintain some semblance of sanity.
January 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I guess I'm full in on Victor having multiple personalities.
I'd been toying with it for a long time. The idea is that the mammalian brain isn't built to contain as many memories and experiences as he has. At some point he'd have to compartmentalize purely to maintain some semblance of sanity.
I'd been toying with it for a long time. The idea is that the mammalian brain isn't built to contain as many memories and experiences as he has. At some point he'd have to compartmentalize purely to maintain some semblance of sanity.
I'm *angry* that I didn't think of this immediately.
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I'm *angry* that I didn't think of this immediately.
I feel worthless.
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I feel worthless.
The most common recurring theme with my OCs:
"I'm secretly this other person, who's been through a lot. I wish I could tell you about him, but you probably wouldn't like him."
"I'm secretly this other person, who's been through a lot. I wish I could tell you about him, but you probably wouldn't like him."
January 19, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The most common recurring theme with my OCs:
"I'm secretly this other person, who's been through a lot. I wish I could tell you about him, but you probably wouldn't like him."
"I'm secretly this other person, who's been through a lot. I wish I could tell you about him, but you probably wouldn't like him."
I made a big dent in my December debt but my commission count has gone back up to 20. For my own well being it should not rise above that.
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I made a big dent in my December debt but my commission count has gone back up to 20. For my own well being it should not rise above that.
I just can't. I can't handle any more text. If it belongs to an alphabet I don't want to see it. My coauthor wants to meet with me later and I might KILL HIM.
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I just can't. I can't handle any more text. If it belongs to an alphabet I don't want to see it. My coauthor wants to meet with me later and I might KILL HIM.
I feel like I might want to come out of my burrow again.
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I feel like I might want to come out of my burrow again.
You're going to accuse me of not giving a shit about you but I have no cycles for you I am so desperately tired
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 AM
You're going to accuse me of not giving a shit about you but I have no cycles for you I am so desperately tired
I was doing a bit there where I was pretending I force Sully to draw for me. I guess I pay him? Anyway he's got some nerve.
Have you taken leave of your senses, Ferret? Personal art? When my commissions are still on your plate??
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I was doing a bit there where I was pretending I force Sully to draw for me. I guess I pay him? Anyway he's got some nerve.
2tired2sleepy
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
2tired2sleepy
Have you taken leave of your senses, Ferret? Personal art? When my commissions are still on your plate??
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Have you taken leave of your senses, Ferret? Personal art? When my commissions are still on your plate??
I had a good day at work today, because I inverted priorities. There was a "non-urgent" (but large) task hanging over my head and I shoved everything aside to make headway on it so it stops giving me nightmares.
I don't know about the nightmares yet but I no longer feel worried about it.
I don't know about the nightmares yet but I no longer feel worried about it.
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I had a good day at work today, because I inverted priorities. There was a "non-urgent" (but large) task hanging over my head and I shoved everything aside to make headway on it so it stops giving me nightmares.
I don't know about the nightmares yet but I no longer feel worried about it.
I don't know about the nightmares yet but I no longer feel worried about it.
People love the rabbit, but the rabbit is neither fat nor muscular. I don’t get it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
People love the rabbit, but the rabbit is neither fat nor muscular. I don’t get it.
I’m both sad and glad that I didn’t vent about what was in my mind earlier. I pulled into the parking lot at work crying.
Not for myself. I’ve been dwelling lately on emotions I don’t experience, or don’t have anyone to experience them for. But I can instill them in representations.
Not for myself. I’ve been dwelling lately on emotions I don’t experience, or don’t have anyone to experience them for. But I can instill them in representations.
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I’m both sad and glad that I didn’t vent about what was in my mind earlier. I pulled into the parking lot at work crying.
Not for myself. I’ve been dwelling lately on emotions I don’t experience, or don’t have anyone to experience them for. But I can instill them in representations.
Not for myself. I’ve been dwelling lately on emotions I don’t experience, or don’t have anyone to experience them for. But I can instill them in representations.
It is astounding that I can exist in crowds now. No fight-or-flight. It’s annoying, sure, but lots of things are that aren’t any big deal.
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It is astounding that I can exist in crowds now. No fight-or-flight. It’s annoying, sure, but lots of things are that aren’t any big deal.
I feel like I’m barely holding it together.
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I feel like I’m barely holding it together.
I've written off today. It's okay. You can't win 'em all.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I've written off today. It's okay. You can't win 'em all.