2000 years ago some chick got knocked up and pretended God did it and now I have to hang out with my family and eat ham next to an indoor tree

Merry Pupmas :3

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Amsterdam late night bus vibes 🐈

Say it with me everyone
👏LABEL👏YOUR👏PORN👏&👏WRITE👏ALT👏TEXT👏

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Thank you for coming to my ted talk

*peeks inside* I definitely did not forget I had this account 😶‍🌫️
But no worries, since melon husk is still slowly but surely killing xitter, I might just move here properly. Started following all people I already followed on Twitter, so if I added you, Hi! 👋

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

Finally got a pup mask just before #ClubAnimalz this weekend, so woof 🐶

Reskeet if you are:

gay
bi
pan
fetishist
furry
secret agent
the chosing one
bog witch
time traveller

No one will ever know which one

Which server decides to have a dead RAM and possibly dead CPU in slot 2?
Of course one of the oldest servers at the office, which doesn't have any more warranty/support and also probably no replacement stuff. But at least it's only running Zabbix and nothing "important" for the business.

Reskeet your profile pic!

I am non of biney

But I am all of BITEY

bites u bites u bites u bites u bites u bites-

Oh no, a fennec got into the sky 👀😱
Anyways, finally got an invite thanks to @viren.bsky.social :3

Prepare yourselves for the same amount (almost 0) posts from me as on Twitter, except maybe more unhinged and horny probably :P