Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
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Hullo! I'm Felix, AKA Fanfaron over on AO3, and I am a #Hannigram smut peddler.
Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!
I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!
I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
Sometimes to process old pain you just have to imagine that your favourite fictional comfort character would listen, speak to you softly about it, and offer calm comfort without expectations or ulterior motives, when that's something you've never received in real life
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes to process old pain you just have to imagine that your favourite fictional comfort character would listen, speak to you softly about it, and offer calm comfort without expectations or ulterior motives, when that's something you've never received in real life
Been having tummy pains all day but no idea what's causing them, but at least it doesn't feel like kidney stones (again) or appendicitis (again) so it must just be a new third mystery ailment
I love being broken /s
I love being broken /s
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Been having tummy pains all day but no idea what's causing them, but at least it doesn't feel like kidney stones (again) or appendicitis (again) so it must just be a new third mystery ailment
I love being broken /s
I love being broken /s
If any white cis het rich people out there want to contribute to me trying not to ruin my spine by buying a £130 ergonomic chair
ko-fi.com/felixfern
ko-fi.com/felixfern
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
If any white cis het rich people out there want to contribute to me trying not to ruin my spine by buying a £130 ergonomic chair
ko-fi.com/felixfern
ko-fi.com/felixfern
I have caved and bought a cheap ergonomic Sihoo office chair (to replace my much more expensive Autofull chair that has been slowly destroying my body), using Klarna so it's even more manageable
Can I afford that right now? Not really
But I can't live like this anymore
Can I afford that right now? Not really
But I can't live like this anymore
Writing has been disrupted today by me being in incredible amounts of pain
I really need to get a new chair but I just can't afford it so it has to wait
I really need to get a new chair but I just can't afford it so it has to wait
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I have caved and bought a cheap ergonomic Sihoo office chair (to replace my much more expensive Autofull chair that has been slowly destroying my body), using Klarna so it's even more manageable
Can I afford that right now? Not really
But I can't live like this anymore
Can I afford that right now? Not really
But I can't live like this anymore
Writing has been disrupted today by me being in incredible amounts of pain
I really need to get a new chair but I just can't afford it so it has to wait
I really need to get a new chair but I just can't afford it so it has to wait
February 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Writing has been disrupted today by me being in incredible amounts of pain
I really need to get a new chair but I just can't afford it so it has to wait
I really need to get a new chair but I just can't afford it so it has to wait
CW: weight loss mention, health
I've needed a CPAP machine due to severe obstructive sleep apnoea for years now, because I found out that I stop breathing on average 90 times an hour during my sleep
One thing to help prevent the obstruction is weight loss
...Buuuuuuuut
I've needed a CPAP machine due to severe obstructive sleep apnoea for years now, because I found out that I stop breathing on average 90 times an hour during my sleep
One thing to help prevent the obstruction is weight loss
...Buuuuuuuut
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
CW: weight loss mention, health
I've needed a CPAP machine due to severe obstructive sleep apnoea for years now, because I found out that I stop breathing on average 90 times an hour during my sleep
One thing to help prevent the obstruction is weight loss
...Buuuuuuuut
I've needed a CPAP machine due to severe obstructive sleep apnoea for years now, because I found out that I stop breathing on average 90 times an hour during my sleep
One thing to help prevent the obstruction is weight loss
...Buuuuuuuut
I was reminded that I should really get a new walking stick at some point, especially if I'm going to try being on my feet more, because mine has really seen better days from old adventures
and uh, well
this was on sale
and uh, well
this was on sale
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I was reminded that I should really get a new walking stick at some point, especially if I'm going to try being on my feet more, because mine has really seen better days from old adventures
and uh, well
this was on sale
and uh, well
this was on sale
Made the mistake of looking down at my lap whilst booking my travel to London next month
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Made the mistake of looking down at my lap whilst booking my travel to London next month
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
CW: food
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
CW: food
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
CW: food
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
CW: food
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
Mischa really enjoyed her cloud toy attached to the door, so much so that she managed to break it
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Mischa really enjoyed her cloud toy attached to the door, so much so that she managed to break it
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
Grief has been really bad for the last week or so.
I really miss Boba right now.
It's not fair.
I really miss Boba right now.
It's not fair.
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Grief has been really bad for the last week or so.
I really miss Boba right now.
It's not fair.
I really miss Boba right now.
It's not fair.
I bought myself chocolate for Valentine's Day because I'm super cool and rad actually
I MEAN NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT SO
I MEAN NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT SO
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I bought myself chocolate for Valentine's Day because I'm super cool and rad actually
I MEAN NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT SO
I MEAN NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT SO
She jumped on Honey and started biting his face.
She's gone to jail.
I need to stop giving myself false hope and just accept that she needs to be separated at night lmao
Bed time for me.
She's gone to jail.
I need to stop giving myself false hope and just accept that she needs to be separated at night lmao
Bed time for me.
I just got back from shopping and Mischa is going NUTS, I don't know what it is about this time of night (9-10PM) that just turns her loopy
But Honey is sleeping mostly out of her reach, so
It's time
I'm going to try and let her free roam while I'm in bed
I expect chaos
But Honey is sleeping mostly out of her reach, so
It's time
I'm going to try and let her free roam while I'm in bed
I expect chaos
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
She jumped on Honey and started biting his face.
She's gone to jail.
I need to stop giving myself false hope and just accept that she needs to be separated at night lmao
Bed time for me.
She's gone to jail.
I need to stop giving myself false hope and just accept that she needs to be separated at night lmao
Bed time for me.
I just got back from shopping and Mischa is going NUTS, I don't know what it is about this time of night (9-10PM) that just turns her loopy
But Honey is sleeping mostly out of her reach, so
It's time
I'm going to try and let her free roam while I'm in bed
I expect chaos
But Honey is sleeping mostly out of her reach, so
It's time
I'm going to try and let her free roam while I'm in bed
I expect chaos
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I just got back from shopping and Mischa is going NUTS, I don't know what it is about this time of night (9-10PM) that just turns her loopy
But Honey is sleeping mostly out of her reach, so
It's time
I'm going to try and let her free roam while I'm in bed
I expect chaos
But Honey is sleeping mostly out of her reach, so
It's time
I'm going to try and let her free roam while I'm in bed
I expect chaos
I don't know what this thing is but I'm not convinced that it's a cat
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I don't know what this thing is but I'm not convinced that it's a cat
Honey has me worried this evening as he's struggling with his back legs, even with his painkillers.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Honey has me worried this evening as he's struggling with his back legs, even with his painkillers.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
Earlier this evening, there was a really loud couple of bangs, it sounded and felt like something hitting my house and it made me jump
There was nothing on my front door camera, but it has a limited view, and after seeing my pride gnome smashed outside I'm feeling a bit anxious
There was nothing on my front door camera, but it has a limited view, and after seeing my pride gnome smashed outside I'm feeling a bit anxious
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Earlier this evening, there was a really loud couple of bangs, it sounded and felt like something hitting my house and it made me jump
There was nothing on my front door camera, but it has a limited view, and after seeing my pride gnome smashed outside I'm feeling a bit anxious
There was nothing on my front door camera, but it has a limited view, and after seeing my pride gnome smashed outside I'm feeling a bit anxious
I need a valid ID for my hotel booking next month
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I need a valid ID for my hotel booking next month
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
I got some new jammies uwu
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I got some new jammies uwu
Fuck whoever took my pride gnome out of my front garden (well away from the path and people, you'd need to go into the garden to access it), broke it and left it outside my garden
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Fuck whoever took my pride gnome out of my front garden (well away from the path and people, you'd need to go into the garden to access it), broke it and left it outside my garden
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
This piece is actually from like a week ago, but I hated the rendering so I didn't share it then. Woo, we love an inconsistent art style! 🥴
This was made inspired by an older omegaxomega piece I made with a similar pose, but it was way uglier imo, in this one I like their faces at least
#hannigram
This was made inspired by an older omegaxomega piece I made with a similar pose, but it was way uglier imo, in this one I like their faces at least
#hannigram
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This piece is actually from like a week ago, but I hated the rendering so I didn't share it then. Woo, we love an inconsistent art style! 🥴
This was made inspired by an older omegaxomega piece I made with a similar pose, but it was way uglier imo, in this one I like their faces at least
#hannigram
This was made inspired by an older omegaxomega piece I made with a similar pose, but it was way uglier imo, in this one I like their faces at least
#hannigram
Mischa's mystery back bump is getting smaller by the day, so definitely confident it was just a common vaccination reaction
And her sore eye cleared up within a couple of hours yesterday
AND no cat poop or horrors for me to clean up today, hurrah!
And her sore eye cleared up within a couple of hours yesterday
AND no cat poop or horrors for me to clean up today, hurrah!
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Mischa's mystery back bump is getting smaller by the day, so definitely confident it was just a common vaccination reaction
And her sore eye cleared up within a couple of hours yesterday
AND no cat poop or horrors for me to clean up today, hurrah!
And her sore eye cleared up within a couple of hours yesterday
AND no cat poop or horrors for me to clean up today, hurrah!