Calli
@felineofflames.bsky.social
"It's really not as bad as folks made it out to be... Heh, Who the fuck am I kidding, it's worse."
Suggestive + Dead Dove Do Not Eat Topics, follow at your own discretion.
#HelluvaRP #BSKYRP #MVRP #HBRP #HHRP
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Suggestive + Dead Dove Do Not Eat Topics, follow at your own discretion.
#HelluvaRP #BSKYRP #MVRP #HBRP #HHRP
Timezone : EST
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Calli
@felineofflames.bsky.social
· Nov 20
[Temp Pinned]
"Look, You really don't wanna pick this fight, and /I/ don't have the time."
Original Character for the Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel universe.
Species: Hellcat
Height: 4'9
Weight: 130 LBS
Occupation: Exotic Dancer
"Look, You really don't wanna pick this fight, and /I/ don't have the time."
Original Character for the Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel universe.
Species: Hellcat
Height: 4'9
Weight: 130 LBS
Occupation: Exotic Dancer
The feline let out a small chuckle before turning his gaze to his boyfriend.
"Just some poetry I used to read before bed, it's nothing special."
"Just some poetry I used to read before bed, it's nothing special."
🐙 Out of sync blink.
“I don’t know what you said babe but I agree-"
“I don’t know what you said babe but I agree-"
"L'un t'éclaire avec son ardeur,
L'autre en toi met son deuil, Nature!
Ce qui dit à l'un: Sépulture!
Dit à l'autre: Vie et splendeur!
Hermès inconnu qui m'assistes
Et qui toujours m'intimidas,
Tu me rends l'égal de Midas,
Le plus triste des alchimistes;
~
L'autre en toi met son deuil, Nature!
Ce qui dit à l'un: Sépulture!
Dit à l'autre: Vie et splendeur!
Hermès inconnu qui m'assistes
Et qui toujours m'intimidas,
Tu me rends l'égal de Midas,
Le plus triste des alchimistes;
~
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The feline let out a small chuckle before turning his gaze to his boyfriend.
"Just some poetry I used to read before bed, it's nothing special."
"Just some poetry I used to read before bed, it's nothing special."
"L'un t'éclaire avec son ardeur,
L'autre en toi met son deuil, Nature!
Ce qui dit à l'un: Sépulture!
Dit à l'autre: Vie et splendeur!
Hermès inconnu qui m'assistes
Et qui toujours m'intimidas,
Tu me rends l'égal de Midas,
Le plus triste des alchimistes;
~
L'autre en toi met son deuil, Nature!
Ce qui dit à l'un: Sépulture!
Dit à l'autre: Vie et splendeur!
Hermès inconnu qui m'assistes
Et qui toujours m'intimidas,
Tu me rends l'égal de Midas,
Le plus triste des alchimistes;
~
January 28, 2026 at 3:51 AM
"L'un t'éclaire avec son ardeur,
L'autre en toi met son deuil, Nature!
Ce qui dit à l'un: Sépulture!
Dit à l'autre: Vie et splendeur!
Hermès inconnu qui m'assistes
Et qui toujours m'intimidas,
Tu me rends l'égal de Midas,
Le plus triste des alchimistes;
~
L'autre en toi met son deuil, Nature!
Ce qui dit à l'un: Sépulture!
Dit à l'autre: Vie et splendeur!
Hermès inconnu qui m'assistes
Et qui toujours m'intimidas,
Tu me rends l'égal de Midas,
Le plus triste des alchimistes;
~
"So long as you can keep me protected from Val's continuous pushing onto my territory. I provide you with any insightful information that may run through my club... it seems pretty straight forward, can't say there's much more I'd need tacked on."
"Then, we have a contract to write, don't we, what would be your terms?, what you want in specific... the price will be fair and according, no fine prints."
...It didn't get any better than no fine printing.
...It didn't get any better than no fine printing.
"...That would certainly be more manageable than attempting to retain my soul just to sell it off again..."
The feline let out an inaudible grumble underneath his breath.
The feline let out an inaudible grumble underneath his breath.
January 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
"So long as you can keep me protected from Val's continuous pushing onto my territory. I provide you with any insightful information that may run through my club... it seems pretty straight forward, can't say there's much more I'd need tacked on."
"...That would certainly be more manageable than attempting to retain my soul just to sell it off again..."
The feline let out an inaudible grumble underneath his breath.
The feline let out an inaudible grumble underneath his breath.
"You think i deal in souls?~"
Casted the insect with a downright dark and sinister slow chuckle.
"No mon cher, i deal in knowledge and memories, i am willing to lend you my network to shield yourself from all and any competition... in exchange i want intel, any intel you may get~"
Casted the insect with a downright dark and sinister slow chuckle.
"No mon cher, i deal in knowledge and memories, i am willing to lend you my network to shield yourself from all and any competition... in exchange i want intel, any intel you may get~"
"Perhaps, but I'd like to remind you my soul, my soul is already bound to another. So what do I really have to offer someone with such a set of skills..? Other than perhaps riches in the form of financial compensation."
January 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"...That would certainly be more manageable than attempting to retain my soul just to sell it off again..."
The feline let out an inaudible grumble underneath his breath.
The feline let out an inaudible grumble underneath his breath.
"Noooooooooo"
He whined slightly, barely managing to pick himself up.
"No no no- not while I'm like this- He's not mad is he-? I haven't been home in awhile-"
Still a barely, serious drunken tone despite trying to be serious. He's also slurring alot
He whined slightly, barely managing to pick himself up.
"No no no- not while I'm like this- He's not mad is he-? I haven't been home in awhile-"
Still a barely, serious drunken tone despite trying to be serious. He's also slurring alot
🪽 “Oh uh….well… maybe I can get Sage? He could get you some fresh water in a pinch…” She asked, though she had a feeling that Calli wouldn’t want Sage to see him like this….
The feline began to laugh a bit, although it was far from a genuine laugh. More so an expression of repressed pain.
"Water? In this office-? Good luck-"
He's not taking this very seriously, in all fairness- he was literally surrounded by enough empty bottles to arm a barfight.
"Water? In this office-? Good luck-"
He's not taking this very seriously, in all fairness- he was literally surrounded by enough empty bottles to arm a barfight.
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
"Noooooooooo"
He whined slightly, barely managing to pick himself up.
"No no no- not while I'm like this- He's not mad is he-? I haven't been home in awhile-"
Still a barely, serious drunken tone despite trying to be serious. He's also slurring alot
He whined slightly, barely managing to pick himself up.
"No no no- not while I'm like this- He's not mad is he-? I haven't been home in awhile-"
Still a barely, serious drunken tone despite trying to be serious. He's also slurring alot
"Perhaps, but I'd like to remind you my soul, my soul is already bound to another. So what do I really have to offer someone with such a set of skills..? Other than perhaps riches in the form of financial compensation."
"But you could work with someone who can achieve those levels of manipulation... no?~"
That... that implication was terrifying, the insect was proposing his help, but as everything... it came with a cost.
That... that implication was terrifying, the insect was proposing his help, but as everything... it came with a cost.
"And here is where we come to the issue with your suggestion, I'm nowhere near on the same level in terms of deception, especially when improvised. It's far more likely that I'd be sniffed out."
January 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"Perhaps, but I'd like to remind you my soul, my soul is already bound to another. So what do I really have to offer someone with such a set of skills..? Other than perhaps riches in the form of financial compensation."
Reposted by Calli
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔
January 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔
The feline began to laugh a bit, although it was far from a genuine laugh. More so an expression of repressed pain.
"Water? In this office-? Good luck-"
He's not taking this very seriously, in all fairness- he was literally surrounded by enough empty bottles to arm a barfight.
"Water? In this office-? Good luck-"
He's not taking this very seriously, in all fairness- he was literally surrounded by enough empty bottles to arm a barfight.
🪽 She enters, mentally preparing herself for the sight she was going to see.
“Oh Calli….you poor thing….”
She slowly walks up to him.
“Can I…get you some water?”
“Oh Calli….you poor thing….”
She slowly walks up to him.
“Can I…get you some water?”
The repeated knocking sound managed to get the near comatose feline to shift around and let out the groan of someone who was clearly too intoxicated for their own good.
His voice was scratchy, raspy sounding, much like when one loses their voice. He must've been doing a lot of yelling.
"Come in"
His voice was scratchy, raspy sounding, much like when one loses their voice. He must've been doing a lot of yelling.
"Come in"
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The feline began to laugh a bit, although it was far from a genuine laugh. More so an expression of repressed pain.
"Water? In this office-? Good luck-"
He's not taking this very seriously, in all fairness- he was literally surrounded by enough empty bottles to arm a barfight.
"Water? In this office-? Good luck-"
He's not taking this very seriously, in all fairness- he was literally surrounded by enough empty bottles to arm a barfight.
"And here is where we come to the issue with your suggestion, I'm nowhere near on the same level in terms of deception, especially when improvised. It's far more likely that I'd be sniffed out."
"She is one of dozens of thousands."
The reply came with a level of nonchalance so abundantly large it seemed filled with contempt.
And contempt of the highest caliber... that was the most dangerous note in it, this demon was a master manipulator and liar.
"The royals call me Lempo the deceiver~"
The reply came with a level of nonchalance so abundantly large it seemed filled with contempt.
And contempt of the highest caliber... that was the most dangerous note in it, this demon was a master manipulator and liar.
"The royals call me Lempo the deceiver~"
"I find that hard to believe... I've yet to meet a pure blooded demon who couldn't easily see past deception of even higher calibers than what I'm capable of. You say this as if you've already spun her a tale of your ow-...
You did, didn't you..?"
You did, didn't you..?"
January 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
"And here is where we come to the issue with your suggestion, I'm nowhere near on the same level in terms of deception, especially when improvised. It's far more likely that I'd be sniffed out."
"I find that hard to believe... I've yet to meet a pure blooded demon who couldn't easily see past deception of even higher calibers than what I'm capable of. You say this as if you've already spun her a tale of your ow-...
You did, didn't you..?"
You did, didn't you..?"
"Now who's overestimating?~"
Casted the insect with a simplistic smirk.
"If the princess were to be as sharp as you think no overlord would approach her knowing they'd end up killed by the side of the road. She's well intended, innocent, and easy to manipulate."
Casted the insect with a simplistic smirk.
"If the princess were to be as sharp as you think no overlord would approach her knowing they'd end up killed by the side of the road. She's well intended, innocent, and easy to manipulate."
"I'm more akin to a mobster than an aristocrat, Mon Ami. Unless they're more naive than I'd have assumed, they'd sniff something like that out a mile away, non?"
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
"I find that hard to believe... I've yet to meet a pure blooded demon who couldn't easily see past deception of even higher calibers than what I'm capable of. You say this as if you've already spun her a tale of your ow-...
You did, didn't you..?"
You did, didn't you..?"
The repeated knocking sound managed to get the near comatose feline to shift around and let out the groan of someone who was clearly too intoxicated for their own good.
His voice was scratchy, raspy sounding, much like when one loses their voice. He must've been doing a lot of yelling.
"Come in"
His voice was scratchy, raspy sounding, much like when one loses their voice. He must've been doing a lot of yelling.
"Come in"
🪽 Jasmine frowned.
“Calli. Are you okay? You know you can always talk to me right?” She said, knocking on the door more.
“Calli. Are you okay? You know you can always talk to me right?” She said, knocking on the door more.
Yeah-
No response-
With how much alcohol is in his system? He probably wouldn't be conscious for a while-
And given that no one's seen Calli leave his office in nearly two weeks? That's probably concerning.
No response-
With how much alcohol is in his system? He probably wouldn't be conscious for a while-
And given that no one's seen Calli leave his office in nearly two weeks? That's probably concerning.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The repeated knocking sound managed to get the near comatose feline to shift around and let out the groan of someone who was clearly too intoxicated for their own good.
His voice was scratchy, raspy sounding, much like when one loses their voice. He must've been doing a lot of yelling.
"Come in"
His voice was scratchy, raspy sounding, much like when one loses their voice. He must've been doing a lot of yelling.
"Come in"
Yeah-
No response-
With how much alcohol is in his system? He probably wouldn't be conscious for a while-
And given that no one's seen Calli leave his office in nearly two weeks? That's probably concerning.
No response-
With how much alcohol is in his system? He probably wouldn't be conscious for a while-
And given that no one's seen Calli leave his office in nearly two weeks? That's probably concerning.
🪽 Knock Knock Knock.
“Calli? Darling are you in there?” She asked.
She could smell the alcohol from miles away. She knew something was wrong.
“Calli? Darling are you in there?” She asked.
She could smell the alcohol from miles away. She knew something was wrong.
Straight up passed out in his office.
He drank enough to give himself alcohol poisoning ten times over.
he'll regenerate and wake up... eventually.
He drank enough to give himself alcohol poisoning ten times over.
he'll regenerate and wake up... eventually.
January 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Yeah-
No response-
With how much alcohol is in his system? He probably wouldn't be conscious for a while-
And given that no one's seen Calli leave his office in nearly two weeks? That's probably concerning.
No response-
With how much alcohol is in his system? He probably wouldn't be conscious for a while-
And given that no one's seen Calli leave his office in nearly two weeks? That's probably concerning.
"I'm more akin to a mobster than an aristocrat, Mon Ami. Unless they're more naive than I'd have assumed, they'd sniff something like that out a mile away, non?"
"Did i ask you to care?, no... i suggested you deceive, lie, trick and manipulate as much as needed to get what would help you."
The insect by his part saw this as almost comical... he didn't mind the princess' crusade, it was better than if she actively went into politics.
The insect by his part saw this as almost comical... he didn't mind the princess' crusade, it was better than if she actively went into politics.
"You would have me seek the aid of royalty... you clearly overestimate either my connections or my chsrisma. Whichever is the case, I wouldn't step foot in the princesses hotel, I can not stand her attitude. Pretending as if she understands what we go through... or cares for that matter."
He is~
He is~
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
"I'm more akin to a mobster than an aristocrat, Mon Ami. Unless they're more naive than I'd have assumed, they'd sniff something like that out a mile away, non?"
"You would have me seek the aid of royalty... you clearly overestimate either my connections or my chsrisma. Whichever is the case, I wouldn't step foot in the princesses hotel, I can not stand her attitude. Pretending as if she understands what we go through... or cares for that matter."
He is~
He is~
"Play to the other side then... Vox pissed a lot of people off, go to the hazbin hotel, speak with Lucifer... say Vox screwed you over, you're competition... put him on your corner, weaponize contempt and anger~"
The sheer nonchalance of the reply was what was concerning out of Blue.
The sheer nonchalance of the reply was what was concerning out of Blue.
"I'm not V-branded or owned, and I'm in the entertainment sector. That makes me competition, Vox used to air my advertisements for the club, which haven't been aired since the flatscreens little rampage and replacement. Every turn I take to try and keep the club relevant is being strong armed."
January 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
"You would have me seek the aid of royalty... you clearly overestimate either my connections or my chsrisma. Whichever is the case, I wouldn't step foot in the princesses hotel, I can not stand her attitude. Pretending as if she understands what we go through... or cares for that matter."
He is~
He is~
Straight up passed out in his office.
He drank enough to give himself alcohol poisoning ten times over.
he'll regenerate and wake up... eventually.
He drank enough to give himself alcohol poisoning ten times over.
he'll regenerate and wake up... eventually.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Straight up passed out in his office.
He drank enough to give himself alcohol poisoning ten times over.
he'll regenerate and wake up... eventually.
He drank enough to give himself alcohol poisoning ten times over.
he'll regenerate and wake up... eventually.
"I'm not V-branded or owned, and I'm in the entertainment sector. That makes me competition, Vox used to air my advertisements for the club, which haven't been aired since the flatscreens little rampage and replacement. Every turn I take to try and keep the club relevant is being strong armed."
"Oh i know about that... a lot more than what i can say but that's nor here nor there... the whole Val ascending throws a wrench in your life?"
Blue knew about that cannon in depth, perhaps far more than what he'd wish...
Blue knew about that cannon in depth, perhaps far more than what he'd wish...
"Eh, not really the most pressing of concerns for me at this current moment. So, did you see the deathbeam sized hole that flat-screened piece of shit left in my wall..? Or better yet, that Val now has the CEO position at Voxtech..."
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"I'm not V-branded or owned, and I'm in the entertainment sector. That makes me competition, Vox used to air my advertisements for the club, which haven't been aired since the flatscreens little rampage and replacement. Every turn I take to try and keep the club relevant is being strong armed."
"Eh, not really the most pressing of concerns for me at this current moment. So, did you see the deathbeam sized hole that flat-screened piece of shit left in my wall..? Or better yet, that Val now has the CEO position at Voxtech..."
"I was around is a more fitting answer... i'm not always around, but when the stars allign... hey hey hey~"
And truly, Blue lived in his own schedule, his own actions, his own methods... hard to trace, more so to corner or foresee...
"You're free to ask more, but the answers ya may not like."
And truly, Blue lived in his own schedule, his own actions, his own methods... hard to trace, more so to corner or foresee...
"You're free to ask more, but the answers ya may not like."
The feline would take the offered handkerchief and cough into it a few more times before his coughing fit subsided.
"Thank you... so... to what do I owe this visit? Simply checking up..?"
"Thank you... so... to what do I owe this visit? Simply checking up..?"
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Eh, not really the most pressing of concerns for me at this current moment. So, did you see the deathbeam sized hole that flat-screened piece of shit left in my wall..? Or better yet, that Val now has the CEO position at Voxtech..."
The felines gonna take it, mostly because he really needs a hug right now. Even if it's coming from someone he's not exactly fond of.
🐍 …..Sighs
“Come here…..”
She holds out her arms for a hug.
“Come here…..”
She holds out her arms for a hug.
He hesitated to answer for a moment.
"... No ..."
"... No ..."
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The felines gonna take it, mostly because he really needs a hug right now. Even if it's coming from someone he's not exactly fond of.
The feline would take the offered handkerchief and cough into it a few more times before his coughing fit subsided.
"Thank you... so... to what do I owe this visit? Simply checking up..?"
"Thank you... so... to what do I owe this visit? Simply checking up..?"
The toes one steps on today are attached to the boot that shall kick one's ass tomorrow... is the karma of life.
Alas, handkerchief is offered.
"Here, it should help."
For a psycho, he's quite a gentleman when he wants to.
Alas, handkerchief is offered.
"Here, it should help."
For a psycho, he's quite a gentleman when he wants to.
"Right now, it could hit me like a trucker on a Canadian highway for all I care."
And down the shot goes with confidence. Followed by a little coughing fit. Alright, maybe he'd been a bit overconfident.
And down the shot goes with confidence. Followed by a little coughing fit. Alright, maybe he'd been a bit overconfident.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The feline would take the offered handkerchief and cough into it a few more times before his coughing fit subsided.
"Thank you... so... to what do I owe this visit? Simply checking up..?"
"Thank you... so... to what do I owe this visit? Simply checking up..?"
He hesitated to answer for a moment.
"... No ..."
"... No ..."
🐍 “You sure?”
"I'm fine... don't worry about it..."
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He hesitated to answer for a moment.
"... No ..."
"... No ..."
"Right now, it could hit me like a trucker on a Canadian highway for all I care."
And down the shot goes with confidence. Followed by a little coughing fit. Alright, maybe he'd been a bit overconfident.
And down the shot goes with confidence. Followed by a little coughing fit. Alright, maybe he'd been a bit overconfident.
Placing the corresponding whisky glass topped off in the cat's direction followed...
And Blue, always in his ways, sat opposite to Calli with his own.
"Kicks like a narcoleptic mule with a vengeance... you're warned."
And Blue, always in his ways, sat opposite to Calli with his own.
"Kicks like a narcoleptic mule with a vengeance... you're warned."
"Yeah..? Suppose I wouldn't mind a drink..."
The feline said with a gentle sigh before sitting up a bit more properly in his chair like he normally would.
The feline said with a gentle sigh before sitting up a bit more properly in his chair like he normally would.
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Right now, it could hit me like a trucker on a Canadian highway for all I care."
And down the shot goes with confidence. Followed by a little coughing fit. Alright, maybe he'd been a bit overconfident.
And down the shot goes with confidence. Followed by a little coughing fit. Alright, maybe he'd been a bit overconfident.
"I'm fine... don't worry about it..."
🐍 Gently pokes him.
“You good there kitty?”
“You good there kitty?”
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"I'm fine... don't worry about it..."
"Yeah..? Suppose I wouldn't mind a drink..."
The feline said with a gentle sigh before sitting up a bit more properly in his chair like he normally would.
The feline said with a gentle sigh before sitting up a bit more properly in his chair like he normally would.
"You're a terrible liar~"
Cooed the insect as he opened the bottle, the wafting scent of intense drugs and alcohol combining with subtle notes of tea in the air.
And what was poured was a strong, clear spirit barely see thru.
"The ol' Brew solves all problems, even a bullet hole in the ass."
Cooed the insect as he opened the bottle, the wafting scent of intense drugs and alcohol combining with subtle notes of tea in the air.
And what was poured was a strong, clear spirit barely see thru.
"The ol' Brew solves all problems, even a bullet hole in the ass."
~Just a rough patch, so to speak..."
The Feline is being purposely vague on details.
The Feline is being purposely vague on details.
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Yeah..? Suppose I wouldn't mind a drink..."
The feline said with a gentle sigh before sitting up a bit more properly in his chair like he normally would.
The feline said with a gentle sigh before sitting up a bit more properly in his chair like he normally would.
The felines tail stiffened as he was picked up suddenly, although he quickly calmed down as he was placed in the chair. Although he still seemed rather disinterested, likely due to his business situation.
"Look, I appreciate you coming by to check in me, Mon Ami. But I can assure you this is~
"Look, I appreciate you coming by to check in me, Mon Ami. But I can assure you this is~
"Now now, i'll do you a favor and offer you a modicum of time and narcotics... perhaps with a smidge of advice you can work thru it all, and if not, well, speaking helps~"
Casted the bug as he proccured a bottle from his coat and two glasses.
Casted the bug as he proccured a bottle from his coat and two glasses.
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The felines tail stiffened as he was picked up suddenly, although he quickly calmed down as he was placed in the chair. Although he still seemed rather disinterested, likely due to his business situation.
"Look, I appreciate you coming by to check in me, Mon Ami. But I can assure you this is~
"Look, I appreciate you coming by to check in me, Mon Ami. But I can assure you this is~
"Mon Ami, there aren't enough drugs in hell to sideline how I feel right now, and the more I think about it, the more I want to jump off my clubs roof. La drogue est le cadet de mes soucis."
Eyebrow like sclera rising...
"...drugs hitting hard gatito?"
"...drugs hitting hard gatito?"
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Mon Ami, there aren't enough drugs in hell to sideline how I feel right now, and the more I think about it, the more I want to jump off my clubs roof. La drogue est le cadet de mes soucis."