You have to read this because blue sky doesn’t let you save drafts
Me pretending to be earnest 6 hours before forgetting about the drama my gf is telling me
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You have to read this because blue sky doesn’t let you save drafts
Me pretending to be earnest 6 hours before forgetting about the drama my gf is telling me
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me pretending to be earnest 6 hours before forgetting about the drama my gf is telling me
The names’ stringed feens
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The names’ stringed feens
Gf think fr thinks water is wet… smh
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Gf think fr thinks water is wet… smh
JAC Collinsworth??? Beat me to death with a baseball bat, I hate nepotism
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
JAC Collinsworth??? Beat me to death with a baseball bat, I hate nepotism
I’ve Kiki’d a Jiki or two in my time
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’ve Kiki’d a Jiki or two in my time
I’ve popped in places you wouldn’t pee
June 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ve popped in places you wouldn’t pee
You’re telling me a Siberian pissed in this pot?
June 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You’re telling me a Siberian pissed in this pot?
Mom..? Why’d let them leave my belly button like that?
June 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mom..? Why’d let them leave my belly button like that?
You spriken up what I’m spreken down?
April 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You spriken up what I’m spreken down?
Phone🚨‼️: You’re roaming!
Me: Uhh.. ya think??
(I’m Rome-ing)
Me: Uhh.. ya think??
(I’m Rome-ing)
April 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Phone🚨‼️: You’re roaming!
Me: Uhh.. ya think??
(I’m Rome-ing)
Me: Uhh.. ya think??
(I’m Rome-ing)
I haven’t seen this guy in like a year and he’s had an entire shippuden since I’ve last checked in
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April 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I haven’t seen this guy in like a year and he’s had an entire shippuden since I’ve last checked in
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So recently I’ve watched Speed RacerAnd Tron Legacy.
I need a third movie for the insane aura despite glaring issues trilogy
I need a third movie for the insane aura despite glaring issues trilogy
April 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So recently I’ve watched Speed RacerAnd Tron Legacy.
I need a third movie for the insane aura despite glaring issues trilogy
I need a third movie for the insane aura despite glaring issues trilogy
rfk jr has breathed life back into the impression community
April 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
rfk jr has breathed life back into the impression community
‘My office’ feels too formal for my workspace. Gonna start calling it ‘My goop’ from now on.
“I’ll be taking lunch in my goop today, Karen.”
“I’ll be taking lunch in my goop today, Karen.”
April 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
‘My office’ feels too formal for my workspace. Gonna start calling it ‘My goop’ from now on.
“I’ll be taking lunch in my goop today, Karen.”
“I’ll be taking lunch in my goop today, Karen.”
I’ll see you on the stack
a man in a red robe is standing next to a woman in a white shirt .
ALT: a man in a red robe is standing next to a woman in a white shirt .
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March 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’ll see you on the stack
Incredible things happening on skeeter pool
Me drinking a beer "So you're saying a dog gave this fish head?"
February 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Incredible things happening on skeeter pool
Incredible things happening on skeeter
Me drinking a beer "So you're saying a dog gave this fish head?"
February 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Incredible things happening on skeeter
The Sabrina Carpenter brown sugar shaken espresso calls to me like the green goblin mask
February 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Sabrina Carpenter brown sugar shaken espresso calls to me like the green goblin mask
It’s crazy what a shoulder pump does for the mental
January 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It’s crazy what a shoulder pump does for the mental
New years? .. more like kazoo apocalypse
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
New years? .. more like kazoo apocalypse
This wedding isn’t ready for how stanky of a leg I’m about to drop
October 25, 2024 at 10:40 PM
This wedding isn’t ready for how stanky of a leg I’m about to drop
Oysters for babies
October 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Oysters for babies
Frank can say that the spice melange smells like cinnamon all he wants but I KNOW it smells like Dr Pepper
October 12, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Frank can say that the spice melange smells like cinnamon all he wants but I KNOW it smells like Dr Pepper
Candle scent idea: Burnt burger
September 19, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Candle scent idea: Burnt burger