Call her sensei the way her top divine
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Call her sensei the way her top divine
"We were so preoccupied with if we could, we never stopped to think if we should" - me and my cat in the kitchen at 2am, me eating cheese over the sink and him praying for a feast from my carelessness
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"We were so preoccupied with if we could, we never stopped to think if we should" - me and my cat in the kitchen at 2am, me eating cheese over the sink and him praying for a feast from my carelessness
Take me down to the party city, where the grass is green and also 70% off
August 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Take me down to the party city, where the grass is green and also 70% off
If you are worried about dota players hygiene habits just tell them the shower is now dedicated safe lane and their lane opponent is afk. (Is this a thing, does this work?)
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If you are worried about dota players hygiene habits just tell them the shower is now dedicated safe lane and their lane opponent is afk. (Is this a thing, does this work?)
If a mosquito sucks up my blood through my tattoo I bet he goes home that much cooler than other mosquitoes. Or maybe it's poisoned, I dunno mosquitoes lives man
August 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If a mosquito sucks up my blood through my tattoo I bet he goes home that much cooler than other mosquitoes. Or maybe it's poisoned, I dunno mosquitoes lives man
I've been thinking of two scenes from sinners constantly since watching it. 1 is the oral scene and the other is the jig scene. For the same reasons
August 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I've been thinking of two scenes from sinners constantly since watching it. 1 is the oral scene and the other is the jig scene. For the same reasons
I think if somebody's hiney was crowding my icebox I'd have a hard time being chill about it, no matter who Jimmy was wrestling
July 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I think if somebody's hiney was crowding my icebox I'd have a hard time being chill about it, no matter who Jimmy was wrestling
You KNOW an untapped basalt monolith hate to see me coming
June 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You KNOW an untapped basalt monolith hate to see me coming
After 3 months and 21 books later i finished my read through of the cosmere and I can honestly say I don't know how I'm going to fill my time now
June 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
After 3 months and 21 books later i finished my read through of the cosmere and I can honestly say I don't know how I'm going to fill my time now
Every day this month I would like you all to give thanks for this little warrior with feline aids, our gay son
June 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Every day this month I would like you all to give thanks for this little warrior with feline aids, our gay son
You're telling me an Elantrian fried this Dor, kolo?
May 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You're telling me an Elantrian fried this Dor, kolo?
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It's a shrimp world we're all just living in it
May 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It's a shrimp world we're all just living in it
Harmony: "I'm sorry to ask this of you again, my strongest weapon, but your services are required once more on Scadrial, I think."
Tony Soprano lights his cigar: " Ahhh marone, you bettah tell that stugots Hoid to keep his distance or he's gonna get a coinshot to the back of the skull."
Tony Soprano lights his cigar: " Ahhh marone, you bettah tell that stugots Hoid to keep his distance or he's gonna get a coinshot to the back of the skull."
May 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Harmony: "I'm sorry to ask this of you again, my strongest weapon, but your services are required once more on Scadrial, I think."
Tony Soprano lights his cigar: " Ahhh marone, you bettah tell that stugots Hoid to keep his distance or he's gonna get a coinshot to the back of the skull."
Tony Soprano lights his cigar: " Ahhh marone, you bettah tell that stugots Hoid to keep his distance or he's gonna get a coinshot to the back of the skull."
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Next week is PAX East!! If you find yourself going make sure to pick up a copy of @dvcgames.bsky.social’s Scream Park cuz it’s super fun and I did all the art for it. They have other games too. Heck. Get em all. As a special treat.
May 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Next week is PAX East!! If you find yourself going make sure to pick up a copy of @dvcgames.bsky.social’s Scream Park cuz it’s super fun and I did all the art for it. They have other games too. Heck. Get em all. As a special treat.
I'm smoking on that shit that made that Sin Cardinal. (Bluesky aka Jarvis aka big dawg please send this when I'm not delirious from my fever. Thank you)
April 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm smoking on that shit that made that Sin Cardinal. (Bluesky aka Jarvis aka big dawg please send this when I'm not delirious from my fever. Thank you)
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So anyways, I started BONKIN' 🔨 💥
Here's what I've been working on -- I made the Hope Hammer from Monster Hunter Wilds!! This is THE LARGEST prop I've ever made, and my first time working with XPS foam~
I'll be hauling this around SakuraCon this weekend in my Chatacabra armor! ^^ 💖
Here's what I've been working on -- I made the Hope Hammer from Monster Hunter Wilds!! This is THE LARGEST prop I've ever made, and my first time working with XPS foam~
I'll be hauling this around SakuraCon this weekend in my Chatacabra armor! ^^ 💖
April 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So anyways, I started BONKIN' 🔨 💥
Here's what I've been working on -- I made the Hope Hammer from Monster Hunter Wilds!! This is THE LARGEST prop I've ever made, and my first time working with XPS foam~
I'll be hauling this around SakuraCon this weekend in my Chatacabra armor! ^^ 💖
Here's what I've been working on -- I made the Hope Hammer from Monster Hunter Wilds!! This is THE LARGEST prop I've ever made, and my first time working with XPS foam~
I'll be hauling this around SakuraCon this weekend in my Chatacabra armor! ^^ 💖
I find it kinda money, I find it kinda Chad
That the dreams in which I'm gooning are the best ever had
That the dreams in which I'm gooning are the best ever had
April 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I find it kinda money, I find it kinda Chad
That the dreams in which I'm gooning are the best ever had
That the dreams in which I'm gooning are the best ever had
Kingdom hearts has to be set in the cosmere, Sora is a Shardbearer
April 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Kingdom hearts has to be set in the cosmere, Sora is a Shardbearer
Just woke up from a dream where I was on survivor and the challenge was "get an enema" and when the person went to do mine all I said was "I better not wake up shitting my bed"
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just woke up from a dream where I was on survivor and the challenge was "get an enema" and when the person went to do mine all I said was "I better not wake up shitting my bed"
My favorite episode of the sopranos was when there's the storyline where Junior is ashamed that he's too good at eating pussy. Like "No way would I be caught dead eating muff, you mean that place dicks go? I'm not gay" like okay guy
March 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My favorite episode of the sopranos was when there's the storyline where Junior is ashamed that he's too good at eating pussy. Like "No way would I be caught dead eating muff, you mean that place dicks go? I'm not gay" like okay guy
Sclumpo the Righteous: "Holy shit, aren't you Glork the Unscrupulous? I haven't seen you since college how ya been?"
Glork the unscrupulous: *steals Sclumpo's wallet and fucks Sclumpo's wife*
Glork the unscrupulous: *steals Sclumpo's wallet and fucks Sclumpo's wife*
March 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sclumpo the Righteous: "Holy shit, aren't you Glork the Unscrupulous? I haven't seen you since college how ya been?"
Glork the unscrupulous: *steals Sclumpo's wallet and fucks Sclumpo's wife*
Glork the unscrupulous: *steals Sclumpo's wallet and fucks Sclumpo's wife*
I don't know what it is or if I'm wrong for this, but just find Aaron Paul's character in Invincible so insufferable and whiny. I'm having trouble vocalizing it, it just feels outta place
March 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don't know what it is or if I'm wrong for this, but just find Aaron Paul's character in Invincible so insufferable and whiny. I'm having trouble vocalizing it, it just feels outta place
My partner is gone until Thursday and gosh darn it I miss them 😡
March 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My partner is gone until Thursday and gosh darn it I miss them 😡
I wish I could explain to people how much the show Ted Lasso makes me feel things
March 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I wish I could explain to people how much the show Ted Lasso makes me feel things