Will Crow
@feastforcrows.bsky.social
He/him, PNW adventurer, performer, horror fan, fantasy reader, karaoke addict, adventurer, pun master, repository of useless facts, conjurer of cheap tricks. I follow the Oscars like normal people follow sports.
Nursing school. We have fun here.
May 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Nursing school. We have fun here.
Rachel Zegler did nothing wrong. Fight me IDGAF.
March 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rachel Zegler did nothing wrong. Fight me IDGAF.
I have to say, the new Snow White isn’t terrible, but… it is every moment that Gal Gadot is on screen. For all that “controversies” have been centered on Rachel Zegler for some reason, Rachel really was the best part of it. Gal’s performance was Razzie bad though.
March 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I have to say, the new Snow White isn’t terrible, but… it is every moment that Gal Gadot is on screen. For all that “controversies” have been centered on Rachel Zegler for some reason, Rachel really was the best part of it. Gal’s performance was Razzie bad though.
My #1 toxic trait is saying “it was reduced by one-tenth?” every time someone uses the word “decimate.”
March 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My #1 toxic trait is saying “it was reduced by one-tenth?” every time someone uses the word “decimate.”
If your complaint about modern movies is that there’s “nothing original anymore,” I encourage you to check out Black Bag. Or Novocaine. Or Opus. All new entirely original movies that dropped this weekend. Put your money where your mouth
March 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If your complaint about modern movies is that there’s “nothing original anymore,” I encourage you to check out Black Bag. Or Novocaine. Or Opus. All new entirely original movies that dropped this weekend. Put your money where your mouth
The “Demi losing to Mikey is the exact plot of The Substance” takes are almost as annoying as the “Ryan Gosling getting in but not Margot Robbie is the exact plot of Barbie” takes, which are almost as annoying as people who say “this is just like in Harry Potter” for every world event.
March 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The “Demi losing to Mikey is the exact plot of The Substance” takes are almost as annoying as the “Ryan Gosling getting in but not Margot Robbie is the exact plot of Barbie” takes, which are almost as annoying as people who say “this is just like in Harry Potter” for every world event.
I’m reading Axiom’s End by Lindsay Ellis and feeling depressed because it’s set in 2007 and the main character just filled her gas tank for $20 and got a burger (*and* shake) at In n Out for $5.
I miss the pre-recession economy and wish I was old enough to have the proper appreciation for it.
I miss the pre-recession economy and wish I was old enough to have the proper appreciation for it.
February 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m reading Axiom’s End by Lindsay Ellis and feeling depressed because it’s set in 2007 and the main character just filled her gas tank for $20 and got a burger (*and* shake) at In n Out for $5.
I miss the pre-recession economy and wish I was old enough to have the proper appreciation for it.
I miss the pre-recession economy and wish I was old enough to have the proper appreciation for it.
Me talking about Lord of the Rings, theatre, performing, politics, etc: “I hope people don’t think this is all there is to me.”
Me talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I want everyone to know that this show was formative for me and is in fact the entire basis of my personality.”
Me talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I want everyone to know that this show was formative for me and is in fact the entire basis of my personality.”
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me talking about Lord of the Rings, theatre, performing, politics, etc: “I hope people don’t think this is all there is to me.”
Me talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I want everyone to know that this show was formative for me and is in fact the entire basis of my personality.”
Me talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I want everyone to know that this show was formative for me and is in fact the entire basis of my personality.”
Tonight was a night for revisiting Buffy S5. Revisiting Buffy always gives me warm feelings. Dawn was such a special part of this show, and as a “youngest sibling” I could always relate. Michelle Trachtenberg gave such a wonderfully relatable performance. Absolutely gutted.
February 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Tonight was a night for revisiting Buffy S5. Revisiting Buffy always gives me warm feelings. Dawn was such a special part of this show, and as a “youngest sibling” I could always relate. Michelle Trachtenberg gave such a wonderfully relatable performance. Absolutely gutted.
Devastated to hear about Michelle Trachtenberg. I had been wondering about her health for a while. This news hit me like a freight train.
Watching some Buffy tonight in her honor.
Watching some Buffy tonight in her honor.
February 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Devastated to hear about Michelle Trachtenberg. I had been wondering about her health for a while. This news hit me like a freight train.
Watching some Buffy tonight in her honor.
Watching some Buffy tonight in her honor.
kay, kids! I’ve finally seen all the Best Picture nominees! Here’s my (completely subjective) ranking!
10. Emília Perez
9. A Complete Unknown
8. Conclave
7. Dune Part 2
6. I’m Still Here
5. The Brutalist
4. Nickel Boys
3. Anora
2. Wicked (like I said, subjective)
1. The Substance
10. Emília Perez
9. A Complete Unknown
8. Conclave
7. Dune Part 2
6. I’m Still Here
5. The Brutalist
4. Nickel Boys
3. Anora
2. Wicked (like I said, subjective)
1. The Substance
February 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
kay, kids! I’ve finally seen all the Best Picture nominees! Here’s my (completely subjective) ranking!
10. Emília Perez
9. A Complete Unknown
8. Conclave
7. Dune Part 2
6. I’m Still Here
5. The Brutalist
4. Nickel Boys
3. Anora
2. Wicked (like I said, subjective)
1. The Substance
10. Emília Perez
9. A Complete Unknown
8. Conclave
7. Dune Part 2
6. I’m Still Here
5. The Brutalist
4. Nickel Boys
3. Anora
2. Wicked (like I said, subjective)
1. The Substance
No one:
Boomers in the year of our lord 2025: “I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES! NOT ONE! WHEW, GLAD I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST!”
Boomers in the year of our lord 2025: “I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES! NOT ONE! WHEW, GLAD I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST!”
February 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
No one:
Boomers in the year of our lord 2025: “I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES! NOT ONE! WHEW, GLAD I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST!”
Boomers in the year of our lord 2025: “I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES! NOT ONE! WHEW, GLAD I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST!”
MCU fans have become as hyper-defensive as the Snyder cult and it’s wild to see.
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
MCU fans have become as hyper-defensive as the Snyder cult and it’s wild to see.
Mikey takes the BAFTA! Best Actress race is in disarray again. It feels like almost an even chance of Mikey Madison, Demi Moore, or Fernanda Torres!
I’m here for it. Still leaning toward Demi for my ballot, but we’ll see!
I’m here for it. Still leaning toward Demi for my ballot, but we’ll see!
February 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Mikey takes the BAFTA! Best Actress race is in disarray again. It feels like almost an even chance of Mikey Madison, Demi Moore, or Fernanda Torres!
I’m here for it. Still leaning toward Demi for my ballot, but we’ll see!
I’m here for it. Still leaning toward Demi for my ballot, but we’ll see!
While I can’t seem to escape really annoying posts about the comic book movie on Threads, I just have to say that the new Bridget Jones movie is a really great time! I fully support Hugh Grant embracing his hilarious degenerate era.
February 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
While I can’t seem to escape really annoying posts about the comic book movie on Threads, I just have to say that the new Bridget Jones movie is a really great time! I fully support Hugh Grant embracing his hilarious degenerate era.
I shouldn’t have to specify this, but here we are. If I’m critical of a comic book (or video game) movie, it is 100% never because I’m comparing it to Citizen Kane. I’m always comparing them to other movies in their genre. FFS.
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I shouldn’t have to specify this, but here we are. If I’m critical of a comic book (or video game) movie, it is 100% never because I’m comparing it to Citizen Kane. I’m always comparing them to other movies in their genre. FFS.
Most of my enthusiasm surrounding Rings of Power Season 3 being on its way is that the worst people you know are about to be BIG MAD about it.
February 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Most of my enthusiasm surrounding Rings of Power Season 3 being on its way is that the worst people you know are about to be BIG MAD about it.
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Hyper-defensive MCU fans when a mediocre movie comes out: “Oh, what, did you expect it to be Citizen Kane?! I bet you expected it to be Citizen Kane! You can’t just turn your brain off and enjoy a movie, can you?! You just need to turn your brain completely off! GAAAHHH!”
Not a soul:
Hyper-defensive MCU fans when a mediocre movie comes out: “Oh, what, did you expect it to be Citizen Kane?! I bet you expected it to be Citizen Kane! You can’t just turn your brain off and enjoy a movie, can you?! You just need to turn your brain completely off! GAAAHHH!”
February 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Hyper-defensive MCU fans when a mediocre movie comes out: “Oh, what, did you expect it to be Citizen Kane?! I bet you expected it to be Citizen Kane! You can’t just turn your brain off and enjoy a movie, can you?! You just need to turn your brain completely off! GAAAHHH!”
Not a soul:
Hyper-defensive MCU fans when a mediocre movie comes out: “Oh, what, did you expect it to be Citizen Kane?! I bet you expected it to be Citizen Kane! You can’t just turn your brain off and enjoy a movie, can you?! You just need to turn your brain completely off! GAAAHHH!”
The Wheel of Time Season 3 trailer has me so hyped. Mainly because Perrin/Faile and the Battle of the Two Rivers!
Tai’shar Manetheren.
Tai’shar Manetheren.
February 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Wheel of Time Season 3 trailer has me so hyped. Mainly because Perrin/Faile and the Battle of the Two Rivers!
Tai’shar Manetheren.
Tai’shar Manetheren.
If Norman Rockwell’s work is a love letter to Small Town Americana (TM), Stephen King’s books are the hate mail to it.
February 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If Norman Rockwell’s work is a love letter to Small Town Americana (TM), Stephen King’s books are the hate mail to it.
Reposted by Will Crow
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
Reposted by Will Crow
More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
Between Critics’ Choice and DGAs, Anora’s Oscar odds just went WAY up.
Remember how 2 weeks ago we were all bemoaning the inevitable Emilia Perez win? Remember that the race can wildly change in the 2 months between Golden Globes and Oscars. CODA and Parasite are recent examples.
Remember how 2 weeks ago we were all bemoaning the inevitable Emilia Perez win? Remember that the race can wildly change in the 2 months between Golden Globes and Oscars. CODA and Parasite are recent examples.
February 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Between Critics’ Choice and DGAs, Anora’s Oscar odds just went WAY up.
Remember how 2 weeks ago we were all bemoaning the inevitable Emilia Perez win? Remember that the race can wildly change in the 2 months between Golden Globes and Oscars. CODA and Parasite are recent examples.
Remember how 2 weeks ago we were all bemoaning the inevitable Emilia Perez win? Remember that the race can wildly change in the 2 months between Golden Globes and Oscars. CODA and Parasite are recent examples.
Rewatching Lady Bird. One of my personal favorites (of all time). Greta Gerwig doesn’t miss.
2017 was such a banger year for movies and nothing has really come close to matching it since.
2017 was such a banger year for movies and nothing has really come close to matching it since.
February 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Rewatching Lady Bird. One of my personal favorites (of all time). Greta Gerwig doesn’t miss.
2017 was such a banger year for movies and nothing has really come close to matching it since.
2017 was such a banger year for movies and nothing has really come close to matching it since.
“We can’t be spending on foreign aid when there are so many homeless veterans.”
“Okay, so when are we going to help them?”
“Help who now?”
“Okay, so when are we going to help them?”
“Help who now?”
February 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“We can’t be spending on foreign aid when there are so many homeless veterans.”
“Okay, so when are we going to help them?”
“Help who now?”
“Okay, so when are we going to help them?”
“Help who now?”