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Motorsports enthusiast. Wrench turner. Heel toe shifter. Hockey Fan. Music listener. I can smoke a nice pork shoulder.
Already regretting my decision to attempt to stay awake for this dumb F1 race.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'm not really an Xs and Os guy, can someone explain why Merril Hoge was in coverage here?
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My dad always said he had two favorite college football teams: Pitt and whoever was playing Notre Dame.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm currently in the process of switching from Amazon Music to Apple Music, and boy howdy I didn't realize switching streaming services was this much of a chore.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One of the low key enjoyments of watching an afternoon hockey game is counting the number of times the broadcast crew says "tonight". Gotta feel for them spending all their professional lives in a building without windows or daylight.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
At least then maybe the NHL will stop burying it behind a paywall?
Penguins-Capitals still has the same juice. It is going to suck when the big guys retire.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is just going to lead to a wave of propelled sandwich crime, you guys.
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Watching the Crosby/Malkin line have dominant shifts makes me really wonder why Sullivan was so vehemently opposed to putting them together.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Currently hiding out with all the lights turned off because a bag of fun sized Snickers costs half a paycheck in this economy and you just can't be giving that shit away.
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you hate data centers and like race tracks, maybe visit savepittrace.org and sign the petition? Thanks.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This split screen on ESPN during an OY game makes me want to throw my TV into a Roy Rogers Fixins Bar.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm not on social media as much as I used to be, but I feel like I haven't seen enough people complaining about those awful Verizon ads with no sound.
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Penguins playing this Thursday night game like Mike Tomlin is coaching them.
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What in the blessed saint of the Walmart discount rack are these jerseys the Penguins are wearing?
October 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In fairness to Mike Sullivan's game preparation, he's never seen a Pittsburgh team with rookies getting ice time.
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Somebody clearly needs to make a Brazeau shake.
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I particularly love the first hockey game of the season simply because of the amount of times I say "who the fuck was that guy?" out loud. Ol' number 16, that's who!
October 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me explaining the new reading device I just purchased on Prime Day.
Kindel has good speed. He can really book.
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
At long last, the government has released my wealth.
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The Roberto Clemente documentary was fantastic. It really makes me miss when Pittsburgh had a professional baseball team.
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I barely even pay attention to football anymore, but it still makes me happy when bad things happen to the Baltimore Ravens.
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh boy.... Heinz is going to be pissed when they try to come back to Pittsburgh to make ketchup and find out the old factory is full of paralegals doing pilates now.

www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
Kraft Heinz is splitting up, separating hot dogs from ketchup
One of the world's largest food brands is splitting apart a decade after a messy mega-merger staged by Warren Buffett.
www.npr.org
September 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Breathe me in, breathe me out
I don't know if I could ever go without
Watermelon scooter high, watermelon scooter high
East Liberty. Whole Foods on Penn Ave. Caller reporting a person on an electric scooter just drove up and stole a watermelon.
August 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by AJ
This is Archibald. He's been holding in a sneeze since last September. Finally let it loose. 13/10 bless you buddy
August 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A disgraced McGruff becomes a drunken P.I. that accidentally blows the lid off the Epstein files.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Aug 8
The National Crime Prevention Council is questioning federal cuts to McGruff the Crime Dog's campaign to sniff out fake pills. The group says McGruff's work that started in 1980 isn't over.
Trump administration cuts McGruff the Crime Dog's fentanyl campaign
The National Crime Prevention Council is questioning federal cuts to McGruff the Crime Dog's campaign to sniff out fake pills. The group says McGruff's work that started in 1980 isn't over.
n.pr
August 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM