Fatter Falafel
@fatterfalafel.bsky.social
The result of dogshit resist libs thinking the report button makes a difference in the world
Streets are saying ICE wants to show up in my city this week, and I do not think they are prepared for how many local organizers we have on top of general Massachusetts irritability or how absolutely fucked our roads are considering none of that 2 feet of snow has melted.
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Streets are saying ICE wants to show up in my city this week, and I do not think they are prepared for how many local organizers we have on top of general Massachusetts irritability or how absolutely fucked our roads are considering none of that 2 feet of snow has melted.
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Resist libs when the billionaire honeypot drops:
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Resist libs when the billionaire honeypot drops:
If AJ shows up in AEW, I am leaning more towards it being a short run of matches or even just a one-off as part of a world tour thing. I don't expect him to sign a long contract anywhere.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If AJ shows up in AEW, I am leaning more towards it being a short run of matches or even just a one-off as part of a world tour thing. I don't expect him to sign a long contract anywhere.
His big solution from the UK is "sit there and take it". He thinks he's helping.
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
His big solution from the UK is "sit there and take it". He thinks he's helping.
Hosting is so inexpensive these days. Multi-year deals on fast, reputable services for like $2 a month that typically include domain registration. Free hosting options. Cloudflare offers free CDN services. In the age of social media becoming entirely AI slop/bots, bring back old internet.
As someone who was constantly pitching to indie promotions that they needed their own website beyond social media promotion and could never get any promoter to move on it because of the cost: learn from Mystery Wrestling.
Check it out! We got a BRAND NEW website. Find out our next events, watch our shows & buy the merchandise. It’s all conveniently in one place now! HUGE!
MysteryWrestling.com
MysteryWrestling.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Hosting is so inexpensive these days. Multi-year deals on fast, reputable services for like $2 a month that typically include domain registration. Free hosting options. Cloudflare offers free CDN services. In the age of social media becoming entirely AI slop/bots, bring back old internet.
There's a non-zero chance some of these chuds think Norse mythology involves Loki taking the Bifrost to come steal the Tesseract for Thanos.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
There's a non-zero chance some of these chuds think Norse mythology involves Loki taking the Bifrost to come steal the Tesseract for Thanos.
Just scrolled the r/SC thread for tonight's Raw card and holy shit have they flipped on Vaquer. Basically everyone is demanding that Raquel take the belt tonight. Yikes.
Also, the "card" is one advertised match and a couple "wrestler makes an appearance" graphics.
Also, the "card" is one advertised match and a couple "wrestler makes an appearance" graphics.
February 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Just scrolled the r/SC thread for tonight's Raw card and holy shit have they flipped on Vaquer. Basically everyone is demanding that Raquel take the belt tonight. Yikes.
Also, the "card" is one advertised match and a couple "wrestler makes an appearance" graphics.
Also, the "card" is one advertised match and a couple "wrestler makes an appearance" graphics.
"Isn't it impossible to predict weather 6 weeks out?"
"Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
"Oh really!"
"Yeah we just ask a groundhog named Phil if he saw his shadow."
".... wow wow wow wow... wow."
"Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
"Oh really!"
"Yeah we just ask a groundhog named Phil if he saw his shadow."
".... wow wow wow wow... wow."
*Groundhog Day pitch meeting* You know how some rodents are clairvoyant?
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"Isn't it impossible to predict weather 6 weeks out?"
"Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
"Oh really!"
"Yeah we just ask a groundhog named Phil if he saw his shadow."
".... wow wow wow wow... wow."
"Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
"Oh really!"
"Yeah we just ask a groundhog named Phil if he saw his shadow."
".... wow wow wow wow... wow."
Sloth Tarts
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Sloth Tarts
I heard Wheeler Yuta thinks Willow Nightingale is too wholesome.
I hear Wheeler Yuta takes his car on the highway without clearing the ice and snow off the roof. #wrestlesky 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I heard Wheeler Yuta thinks Willow Nightingale is too wholesome.
Gonna use this burner as an OF account and just hang dong all over the place.
February 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Gonna use this burner as an OF account and just hang dong all over the place.
This is also what the booking committee sounded like putting together that Royal Rumble show.
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This is also what the booking committee sounded like putting together that Royal Rumble show.
Pissed someone off who went looking for shit to report and flagged a months-old comment. Hoping the main will be back in a few days.
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Pissed someone off who went looking for shit to report and flagged a months-old comment. Hoping the main will be back in a few days.