Fat.Dummy
@fatdummy.bsky.social
the fattest and the dumbest. huzzah
Guess what? I'm still alive mother fuckers!
a police officer says eat garbage in red letters
ALT: a police officer says eat garbage in red letters
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October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Guess what? I'm still alive mother fuckers!
Day five in the hospital. I'm beat to hell and exhausted
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Day five in the hospital. I'm beat to hell and exhausted
Someone wanted cuddles
July 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Someone wanted cuddles
Attention. I want some fucking corn on the cob. That is all.
July 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Attention. I want some fucking corn on the cob. That is all.
Just stopping by to say hello to everyone! Hope you're all doing awesome!
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Just stopping by to say hello to everyone! Hope you're all doing awesome!
TIPS procedure successfully completed. I survived, so huzzah!
June 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
TIPS procedure successfully completed. I survived, so huzzah!
Just popping in to say I'm not dead yet. Tootles.
April 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just popping in to say I'm not dead yet. Tootles.
Hunt the ones that run. This is the killing season.
March 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Hunt the ones that run. This is the killing season.
another doctor's appointment, another day feeling beat up. fuck,man
March 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
another doctor's appointment, another day feeling beat up. fuck,man
so maybe I fuck around and see if I can eat 200 chicken nuggets
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
so maybe I fuck around and see if I can eat 200 chicken nuggets
ate 75 polish sausages today. I am now considered a minor deity in several countries
January 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
ate 75 polish sausages today. I am now considered a minor deity in several countries
listen, the rules say if you're under 5'6 it's perfectly okay for me to chuck you
January 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
listen, the rules say if you're under 5'6 it's perfectly okay for me to chuck you
came here to eat baked potatoes and fist fight chihuahuas
January 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
came here to eat baked potatoes and fist fight chihuahuas
Welp, threads absolutely nuked me (insta, threads, facebook) so I'm gonna be here a bit more
December 1, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Welp, threads absolutely nuked me (insta, threads, facebook) so I'm gonna be here a bit more
Reposted by Fat.Dummy
HEY DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO MY ALBUM?
October 14, 2024 at 7:11 AM
HEY DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO MY ALBUM?
Tired. Gonna set myself on fire so I can feel something
October 12, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Tired. Gonna set myself on fire so I can feel something
Tired, gonna fight an octopus
October 12, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Tired, gonna fight an octopus
Get in fuckers, we're going breakfasting
October 12, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Get in fuckers, we're going breakfasting
So who else up commiting grand larceny and firebombing the local McDonald's?
October 10, 2024 at 7:42 PM
So who else up commiting grand larceny and firebombing the local McDonald's?
I make a lot of jokes about opiods for someone with an opiod addiction
October 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I make a lot of jokes about opiods for someone with an opiod addiction
Alright, tonight's plan is lots of opiods, firearms, and general self destruction
October 10, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Alright, tonight's plan is lots of opiods, firearms, and general self destruction