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“A pair of Nikes size 10 and a 1/2.”

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Dear Gawd I’m 41 🤪🤪
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Insomnia strikes again so here’s one from the archives when I was feeling particularly soft about 4 years ago. I like the sound balls make when they flop, so sue me. Happy Saturday!
On Sundays it’s perfectly fine to take your time to unwind.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Im just so fucking happy I don’t have to work today 🥳
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Posting these real quick in memory of the boner someone had me raging lik all damn day at work.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh and a Saturday splash because yn?
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is slowly turning into a lazy boy briefs feed and I don’t see any problem with that.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Am I awake? Yup. Should I be? Nope.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I still fucking hate wearing sweatpants, but I absolutely love watching other guys walk around in them while freeballing and sliding them down and watching it bounce as I go to town 😍
I’m the kind of person who every couple years tries something they know they hate just to see if I’ve changed as a person. A lot of hot grey sweatpant dickprint pics this winter so I gave them another try. Nope. Hate em. Strangle my anks, seam instead of dickhole, weirdly suffocating. Boo.
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s just wild style after work. Gd.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is what I do when I pass out early, then wake up early, then go back to sleep and get back up. I’d rather be taking another nap but instead guess I’ll go do my Friday shift.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Woke up the same way I feel asleep. Winter jams.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I like the way they shape my junk 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Happy Thirstday anyways. I didn’t catch the huge jet that soaked into the elbow of my hoodie
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It’s too damn cold 🥶
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Missed Tuesday, almost done with Wednesday, is it weird I’m still in a spooky Halloween mood?
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Last minute Monday
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Feel asleep in my work briefs, so they became my Sunday jams…
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Soft semi & stiff for Saturday morning, waking up to the start of the blizzard and not wanting to crawl out of bed
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Woke up yesterday morning from a horny dream that featured this old jock I’ve had that doesn’t even fit anymore and decided to take my holiday stress out on it. So loose and beat and soaked to death. Had a good run think it’s officially retired though.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Cold and windy and snowing and early sunset has really flip fucked my sleep and come schedule lately…
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Last night’s belly
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
There’s the Monday wake up…
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Still up and need to come so bad 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hate how early it gets dark this time of year, can’t even see my dick drooling
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I refuse to do anything today. Ok maybe one thing…
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Feel asleep greasy, woke up greasy, took a shower. The usual Friday/Saturday cycle.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM