F.B.J.C.
@fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social
“We scanned the skies with rainbow eyes and saw machines of every shape and size… unchained.”
“A pair of Nikes size 10 and a 1/2.”
Fix your hearts or die ❤️💀
Dear Gawd I’m 41 🤪🤪
“A pair of Nikes size 10 and a 1/2.”
Fix your hearts or die ❤️💀
Dear Gawd I’m 41 🤪🤪
Oh damn I didn’t even think of this but just to be clear, that’s the sound of elastic and fabric snapping and ripping. Not, like, bodily functions.
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh damn I didn’t even think of this but just to be clear, that’s the sound of elastic and fabric snapping and ripping. Not, like, bodily functions.
Welp RIP these briefs, they served a noble 24 hours of hard work 😓 but were no match for my Sunday/Monday routine. Turn up the volume to hear the riiiip.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Welp RIP these briefs, they served a noble 24 hours of hard work 😓 but were no match for my Sunday/Monday routine. Turn up the volume to hear the riiiip.
Last minute Monday
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Last minute Monday