Just Some Dude
@fartymcpoo.bsky.social
I ain't nobody, I don't do nothing. I like wrestling, science fiction, and animals.
Brain filled with monsters. Riddled with anxiety. Cope with it by being goofy. If I stop laughing, I start crying.
Brain filled with monsters. Riddled with anxiety. Cope with it by being goofy. If I stop laughing, I start crying.
Has anyone shown Trump anime? Maybe instead of all this crime shit he'd spend his time yelling at scientists to create an Isekai portal so he could be a sentient glob of spooge saving a trapped damsel who looks too young.
Either that or he'd be so distracted by the fan service he'd forget to eat.
Either that or he'd be so distracted by the fan service he'd forget to eat.
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Has anyone shown Trump anime? Maybe instead of all this crime shit he'd spend his time yelling at scientists to create an Isekai portal so he could be a sentient glob of spooge saving a trapped damsel who looks too young.
Either that or he'd be so distracted by the fan service he'd forget to eat.
Either that or he'd be so distracted by the fan service he'd forget to eat.
Stranger Things stuck the landing for me. Well done to all involved.
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Stranger Things stuck the landing for me. Well done to all involved.
Almost didn't make it out of 2025. Life and mental illness has a funny way of just stomping the balls repeatedly. But I'm still here. It's still gonna be rough for a while, but I'mma try my best to persevere. Hell, what else is life good for besides living it.
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Almost didn't make it out of 2025. Life and mental illness has a funny way of just stomping the balls repeatedly. But I'm still here. It's still gonna be rough for a while, but I'mma try my best to persevere. Hell, what else is life good for besides living it.
Boy, I'm still on board for Stranger Things but the choice to make so many of the characters whiny assholes just to have a bunch of catharsis moments was really cheap.
Them kids evolved their acting chops though, gotta give it to em.
Them kids evolved their acting chops though, gotta give it to em.
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Boy, I'm still on board for Stranger Things but the choice to make so many of the characters whiny assholes just to have a bunch of catharsis moments was really cheap.
Them kids evolved their acting chops though, gotta give it to em.
Them kids evolved their acting chops though, gotta give it to em.
For breakfast I had a bowl of raisin bran and a can of smoked oysters.
1. Something is wrong with me
2. My farts are going to be delightful
1. Something is wrong with me
2. My farts are going to be delightful
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
For breakfast I had a bowl of raisin bran and a can of smoked oysters.
1. Something is wrong with me
2. My farts are going to be delightful
1. Something is wrong with me
2. My farts are going to be delightful
By biggest hot take from the Cena retirement show is people who hold up large dog head cutouts the entire show should be forced to pay for the people's tickets they're blocking
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
By biggest hot take from the Cena retirement show is people who hold up large dog head cutouts the entire show should be forced to pay for the people's tickets they're blocking
Also kind of ironic that they announced a new Old Republic game the day the voice actor who played Trask Ulgo died. First dude you interacted with on the first KotOR. RIP.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Also kind of ironic that they announced a new Old Republic game the day the voice actor who played Trask Ulgo died. First dude you interacted with on the first KotOR. RIP.
I really hope the new Old Republic game is a good one. I'm not holding my breath though.
Pretty pumped for the Street Fighter movie. I hope WWE brings in the dude who plays Zangief to do an angle for promotion, ala Zeus. That dude is unbelievably massive.
That's about what I got from the awards
Pretty pumped for the Street Fighter movie. I hope WWE brings in the dude who plays Zangief to do an angle for promotion, ala Zeus. That dude is unbelievably massive.
That's about what I got from the awards
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I really hope the new Old Republic game is a good one. I'm not holding my breath though.
Pretty pumped for the Street Fighter movie. I hope WWE brings in the dude who plays Zangief to do an angle for promotion, ala Zeus. That dude is unbelievably massive.
That's about what I got from the awards
Pretty pumped for the Street Fighter movie. I hope WWE brings in the dude who plays Zangief to do an angle for promotion, ala Zeus. That dude is unbelievably massive.
That's about what I got from the awards
Well, 'tis the season
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars of Trek), LotR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars of Trek), LotR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Well, 'tis the season
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars of Trek), LotR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars of Trek), LotR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
It's been a while, my old friend (bong). Into those deep nonsense thoughts; current one is about how we think shaped the world into a world. These may appear as stances, but it's just raw thought. We're a mixture of instinct and intelligence.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's been a while, my old friend (bong). Into those deep nonsense thoughts; current one is about how we think shaped the world into a world. These may appear as stances, but it's just raw thought. We're a mixture of instinct and intelligence.
Hey Bluesky what button do I hit to keep seeing cats and dogs, but filter out the ones with the message "this is Bongo who just died". I feel for people grieving, but don't need to get hit with that multiple times a day
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hey Bluesky what button do I hit to keep seeing cats and dogs, but filter out the ones with the message "this is Bongo who just died". I feel for people grieving, but don't need to get hit with that multiple times a day
Saw another round of people talking about Star Wars movies, and the only opinion I'll share is that Solo was my biggest disappointment only because the Young Han Solo trilogy was my favorite. A whole trilogy to pull from and they made that lazy story. Named my cat after Bria Tharen. She's 17 now.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Saw another round of people talking about Star Wars movies, and the only opinion I'll share is that Solo was my biggest disappointment only because the Young Han Solo trilogy was my favorite. A whole trilogy to pull from and they made that lazy story. Named my cat after Bria Tharen. She's 17 now.
What if this massive push for AI is a concentrated effort by the elites to use it as a scapegoat?
"That's not me, that's AI! Don't question the desperate need to advance it, without oversight, to the point that it can actually make things that don't look like obvious dog shit!"
"That's not me, that's AI! Don't question the desperate need to advance it, without oversight, to the point that it can actually make things that don't look like obvious dog shit!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What if this massive push for AI is a concentrated effort by the elites to use it as a scapegoat?
"That's not me, that's AI! Don't question the desperate need to advance it, without oversight, to the point that it can actually make things that don't look like obvious dog shit!"
"That's not me, that's AI! Don't question the desperate need to advance it, without oversight, to the point that it can actually make things that don't look like obvious dog shit!"
The next Bond movie should just be a group competing to be the next Bond. Do agent test things. Climb some rocks. Play poker. Drive a car around. The plucky dork with a heart of gold makes it all the way to the finals and loses to the sexy one: has happened with every Bond. The dork gets to be Q.
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The next Bond movie should just be a group competing to be the next Bond. Do agent test things. Climb some rocks. Play poker. Drive a car around. The plucky dork with a heart of gold makes it all the way to the finals and loses to the sexy one: has happened with every Bond. The dork gets to be Q.
Maybe Tronald Dump bumped his head whilst someone was playing AC/DC nearby. Perhaps he just doesn't recognize ballroom based innuendo and took it as a call to action. Perchance he's a gigantic boil on our collective asses.
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Maybe Tronald Dump bumped his head whilst someone was playing AC/DC nearby. Perhaps he just doesn't recognize ballroom based innuendo and took it as a call to action. Perchance he's a gigantic boil on our collective asses.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Random thought: today is decent proof that the government doesn't have weather control conspiracy tech, because Lord Dumplefuck would have been pressing that "rain everywhere" button
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Random thought: today is decent proof that the government doesn't have weather control conspiracy tech, because Lord Dumplefuck would have been pressing that "rain everywhere" button
Watching Poltergeist and wondering if the youths are constantly looking up why the TV static happens. Do youths still watch Poltergeist?
This movie still rules.
This movie still rules.
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Watching Poltergeist and wondering if the youths are constantly looking up why the TV static happens. Do youths still watch Poltergeist?
This movie still rules.
This movie still rules.
Peacemaker finale was much different than I expected. Not bad, just not what I hoped it'd be. But the cast is so damn good at creating great moments.
It probably doesn't help that I know nothing comics wise, so a lot of stuff probably soared over my head like Eagly hunting some lunch meat.
It probably doesn't help that I know nothing comics wise, so a lot of stuff probably soared over my head like Eagly hunting some lunch meat.
October 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Peacemaker finale was much different than I expected. Not bad, just not what I hoped it'd be. But the cast is so damn good at creating great moments.
It probably doesn't help that I know nothing comics wise, so a lot of stuff probably soared over my head like Eagly hunting some lunch meat.
It probably doesn't help that I know nothing comics wise, so a lot of stuff probably soared over my head like Eagly hunting some lunch meat.
As it gets closer to Halloween, shout out to the dock workers dealing with the absolute shitshow that is distributing freight to Spirit stores. I still have nightmares of the floor to ceiling packed trailers of loose boxes
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As it gets closer to Halloween, shout out to the dock workers dealing with the absolute shitshow that is distributing freight to Spirit stores. I still have nightmares of the floor to ceiling packed trailers of loose boxes
The one thing that the Riyadh Comedy Festival has cemented in my mind is that we're a country full of grifters. From the top to the bottom, so much bullshit is performative without any moral conviction. Barfing out stuff just to gain money, attention, and power.
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The one thing that the Riyadh Comedy Festival has cemented in my mind is that we're a country full of grifters. From the top to the bottom, so much bullshit is performative without any moral conviction. Barfing out stuff just to gain money, attention, and power.
Time finally came to purge the timeline by muting any word or phrase remotely political. Used to have to do it when election time rolled around, but now it's 365 days a year with this stuff. It ain't healthy. Now I'm seeing stuff that makes me smile again. The monsters can stay in the shadows.
September 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Time finally came to purge the timeline by muting any word or phrase remotely political. Used to have to do it when election time rolled around, but now it's 365 days a year with this stuff. It ain't healthy. Now I'm seeing stuff that makes me smile again. The monsters can stay in the shadows.
People watch stuff now for the story and whatnot. They can look at jiggly bits literally any time they want to.
In the old days, movies and "adult" TV shows were the main way to see jiggles. You'd stay up late hoping to see the "This movie contains extreme sexual content" warning on HBO and cheer
In the old days, movies and "adult" TV shows were the main way to see jiggles. You'd stay up late hoping to see the "This movie contains extreme sexual content" warning on HBO and cheer
A TikTok from this film industry account was posted about how an industry survey of Gen Z media consumers found that a near supermajority of young people thought television and cinema had too much sexual content. These were the comments.
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
People watch stuff now for the story and whatnot. They can look at jiggly bits literally any time they want to.
In the old days, movies and "adult" TV shows were the main way to see jiggles. You'd stay up late hoping to see the "This movie contains extreme sexual content" warning on HBO and cheer
In the old days, movies and "adult" TV shows were the main way to see jiggles. You'd stay up late hoping to see the "This movie contains extreme sexual content" warning on HBO and cheer
Mechabellum is one of my favorite game of the last so many years. So much strategy packed into one game. Though I only play solo and with friends. The last I checked in the community in chat was toxic as hell. Early on it was so nice, people sharing tips. Then it turned into trolls so I muted it
September 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Mechabellum is one of my favorite game of the last so many years. So much strategy packed into one game. Though I only play solo and with friends. The last I checked in the community in chat was toxic as hell. Early on it was so nice, people sharing tips. Then it turned into trolls so I muted it
James Gunn makes movies I enjoy the hell out of. Superman was great. Good core messages, lots of great moments. Teared up multiple times thinking of my grandparents during the Ma and Pa Kent scenes. Also Mr Terrific is cool as hell, I hope he gets his own movie.
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
James Gunn makes movies I enjoy the hell out of. Superman was great. Good core messages, lots of great moments. Teared up multiple times thinking of my grandparents during the Ma and Pa Kent scenes. Also Mr Terrific is cool as hell, I hope he gets his own movie.