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big ol' dingus 🐸 ey/em
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
hi i forgot this place existed for 2 years lmao sup
January 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
a key aspect of millennial culture is learning that everyone we loved growing up is actually a sack of shit & everybody we were taught to hate are the real heroes
January 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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October 9, 2023 at 6:55 PM
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if you're cold, THEY'RE COLD! let them inside!
October 5, 2023 at 2:38 AM
we hold hands & dip under low-hanging branches while trudging through tall grass. once we've reached the clearing, you lay out a soft blanket as i fumble with a latch on the picnic basket— it pops open, and
September 2, 2023 at 12:53 AM
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Giving the homeless Shotguns would end homelessness.
August 31, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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follow me into to my discord
*cracking and creepy voice*
August 26, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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ur in his DMs, i’m on my hands & knees taking a picture of a weird bug to send him so he can respond “gross!”

we r not the same
August 28, 2023 at 8:24 PM
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
August 28, 2023 at 2:17 PM
if u asked me to find a "wholesome jarty skeet" 6 mos ago i prob would've given u a pained & quizzical look. and yet here it stands, defiant
numet.al marty, @numet.al · Aug 28
and to hear that your child, without the eyes of people she was familiar with, without the presence of her family, was thoughtful enough to help a not-yet-but-to-be-friend was maybe one of the proudest moments of my life. encourage your kids, love them when they struggle, you're doing right by them.
numet.al marty, @numet.al · Aug 28
But what the teacher told us was, every kid has these sort of problems, and within the first couple of weeks she took our child and placed her next to another that was having a *really* hard time, and our kid helped that child get through it and acclimate to this new environment
August 28, 2023 at 2:10 PM
all 5 of my birdes one second after the sun sets
August 28, 2023 at 3:34 AM
August 28, 2023 at 12:36 AM
me n who? 🥺
August 26, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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I just feel like an hour or two of this could fix me
July 25, 2023 at 11:59 PM
o'doyle rules-based international order
August 17, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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If your "politics" are more than watching TV and blindly voting Democrat, you're doing it wrong.
May 3, 2023 at 6:02 AM
assembling a new bird cage and the instructions, uhh...
July 21, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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July 21, 2023 at 12:00 PM
NEW NEWT JUST DROPPED
July 21, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Yeah I'm religious i believe in the holy Trinity
July 20, 2023 at 10:34 PM
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the united states isn’t even a country it’s just 3 corporations in a trench coat
July 20, 2023 at 2:06 AM
me n who 🥺
they’re dating
July 20, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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YOURE ALL SO FUCKING ANNOYING
July 19, 2023 at 4:19 PM
oh no i'm too late 😞
Just found out that Marty has been banned
July 18, 2023 at 9:46 PM