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Farley
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my pasta sauce is gonna melt your noodle beams.
Good morning, BlueSky.

Have a wonderful weekend. :)
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just guy things.
We’re guys, ya know? #funny #dirt
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November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Farley
If Donald Trump can dismiss the murder and dismemberment of an American journalist by saying "things happen. that guy was very controversial and a lot of people didn't like him." Then I should be able to say the same thing about that piece of shit Charlie Kirk.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
.......holy shnikes. It's here. The Return to Silent Hill trailer has arrived!

#Horror
RETURN TO SILENT HILL (2026) Official Trailer (4K) NEW MOVIE
YouTube video by UHM - Upcoming Horror Movies
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November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Checking out Palia for the first time today. On occasion, F2P games can be really fun.

Anyone play that can give input on it? Positive and negative input welcome.

#Gaming
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pepsi Zero Sugar is the superior bubbly.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Good morning, BlueSky.

I hope today treats you well.
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My new phone comes in the mail tomorrow. I haven't had a phone in months, by choice.

While incredibly liberating to not have that brick stuck to me 24/7, I suppose it has been rather quiet since I moved back here. My texting thumbs are out of shape.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Dear everyone watching the new IT: Welcome to Derry series,

Yes, Maine is exactly like that. @stephenking.bsky.social tells no lies.

PS - Mt. Abram says hello to you all, Greenwood Bean sells Mainer coffee online, and visit Jimbobs in Denmark for the best wings. Pennywise would approve.

#Horror
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November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
VKM is trash, but the phrase "genetic jackhammer" is really fun to drop in conversation.

Puny mortal: "Your orange tabby is such a bright colour of orange!"

Me, 100% a normal human person: "He's got 40 kids already. He's a genetic jackhammer."

Puny mortal: *flees*

#WrestleSky
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November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dear @mikeflanaganfilm.com,

My favourite horror film of all-time is Night of the Demons. Please adopt Angela and her lovely friends into the Flanaverse. Kate would play Angela exceptionally, just sayin'.

My only asks are this:
- Amelia is in the movie.
- I get a crisp high five for the idea. 🤣
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November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
First watch: Shelby Oaks (2025)

This one looks pretty solid. Neon has been hitting constant home runs the last few years with LONGLEGS, Infinity Pool, Possessor, 2073, Keeper, Presence, and so many more.

Don't threaten me with a good time, Neon. Found footage is my jam.

#nw #horror
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
sometimes I wake up and wish I had more friends, but then I see how people treat each other and decide that my cats are the only friends I really need.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My pasta sauce is gonna melt your noodle beams.

#FriendSky #meme
My pasta sauce is gonna melt your noodle beams
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November 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
buy me all-dressed chips and tell me i'm pretty.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Good morning, BlueSky.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I find it interesting that the company that's releasing Fallout the tv series is the company actively trying to become Vault-Tec.

Give it a little more time and you'll be able to buy vaults on Amazon. You can already buy a house in a box.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A proper song to loop in Dead by Daylight to. Speaking of, time to game.
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Canned Heat
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November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I guess it's time to re-introduce myself to #friendsky.

I'm Farley. I'm the elder ginger of the earth from the glorious mountains of Maine.

I like horror, wrestling, gaming, and The Mars Volta.

Someone come be my friend so @luchawhorus.bsky.social doesn't have to carry that weight on her own. 🤣
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November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Tonight, I have taken another step in returning to socials. I actually started following more people. Yowie wowie, look at me being a normal human person.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What my brain tells me every human thinks of me:
Why do you bother us? We don't like you. Go away.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just doing my part to support Peacemaker in Azeroth.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social @jenniferholland.bsky.social @steveagee.bsky.social

#Warcraft
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Good morning, puny mortals.

#BlueSky
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM