Daniel Cordova
@farbeyondmetal.bsky.social
Host of Far Beyond Metal podcast, bass-related noises in Alå, writer for Metal Injection
Play bass, pet cats, eat snacks
Play bass, pet cats, eat snacks
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okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
September 27, 2023 at 6:00 PM
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
I’m a metal head and I don’t trust any metal fan that only listens to metal.
Grow up and listen to some funk like an adult.
Grow up and listen to some funk like an adult.
September 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m a metal head and I don’t trust any metal fan that only listens to metal.
Grow up and listen to some funk like an adult.
Grow up and listen to some funk like an adult.
Got the new vaxes and other than being super tired last night I have also begun exclusively sweating from my mustache.
Maybe that’s what dumbshit was worried about?
Maybe that’s what dumbshit was worried about?
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Got the new vaxes and other than being super tired last night I have also begun exclusively sweating from my mustache.
Maybe that’s what dumbshit was worried about?
Maybe that’s what dumbshit was worried about?
When we’re all long dead all the Wall-E robots will just be pushing around piles of collectible popcorn buckets until the sun goes out.
July 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
When we’re all long dead all the Wall-E robots will just be pushing around piles of collectible popcorn buckets until the sun goes out.
Watching Point Break for the first time and wow.
Imagine your first day on the job and Dr Cox tells you that you’re “young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Imagine your first day on the job and Dr Cox tells you that you’re “young, dumb, and full of cum.”
June 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Watching Point Break for the first time and wow.
Imagine your first day on the job and Dr Cox tells you that you’re “young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Imagine your first day on the job and Dr Cox tells you that you’re “young, dumb, and full of cum.”
My mom sent me a photo of her at a no kings protest.
I love that.
I love that.
June 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My mom sent me a photo of her at a no kings protest.
I love that.
I love that.
With Marc Maron hanging up the mic I’d be happy to relaunch Far Beyond Metal to ask people who their guys are in his place.
June 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
With Marc Maron hanging up the mic I’d be happy to relaunch Far Beyond Metal to ask people who their guys are in his place.
A family down the street has decided the 100 degree won’t stop them from enjoying mechanical bull they rented.
Also, didn’t know you could rent a mechanical bull
Also, didn’t know you could rent a mechanical bull
June 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A family down the street has decided the 100 degree won’t stop them from enjoying mechanical bull they rented.
Also, didn’t know you could rent a mechanical bull
Also, didn’t know you could rent a mechanical bull
I want to be interviewed by Naudwuar because I’m sure he’d be able to find my favorite sunglasses I lost in 2009 somehow.
May 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I want to be interviewed by Naudwuar because I’m sure he’d be able to find my favorite sunglasses I lost in 2009 somehow.
Today I learned there’s a town in Scotland called Cumnock and south of that is New Cumnock. A place to nock some cum and a place to nock some new cum.
May 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today I learned there’s a town in Scotland called Cumnock and south of that is New Cumnock. A place to nock some cum and a place to nock some new cum.
Just learned that a website I wrote for and didn’t particularly enjoy when I did removed my name from all my bylines but kept the posts up.
Whack.
Whack.
May 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just learned that a website I wrote for and didn’t particularly enjoy when I did removed my name from all my bylines but kept the posts up.
Whack.
Whack.
The only time I’ve really felt pride in my country watching a competition is Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster.
Hey Nongman forever
Hey Nongman forever
May 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The only time I’ve really felt pride in my country watching a competition is Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster.
Hey Nongman forever
Hey Nongman forever
Just realized that yesterday was my 12th anniversary of writing the Weekly Injection for @metalinjection.bsky.social
I still enjoy doing it since it gives me an excuse to keep up with new heavy stuff and know when the new albums with hurdy gurdys drop (there’s one this week).
I still enjoy doing it since it gives me an excuse to keep up with new heavy stuff and know when the new albums with hurdy gurdys drop (there’s one this week).
April 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just realized that yesterday was my 12th anniversary of writing the Weekly Injection for @metalinjection.bsky.social
I still enjoy doing it since it gives me an excuse to keep up with new heavy stuff and know when the new albums with hurdy gurdys drop (there’s one this week).
I still enjoy doing it since it gives me an excuse to keep up with new heavy stuff and know when the new albums with hurdy gurdys drop (there’s one this week).
New Deafheaven is good
New Lucy Dacus is good
New Spelling is good
New Bacxwash is good
Music is good
New Lucy Dacus is good
New Spelling is good
New Bacxwash is good
Music is good
March 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
New Deafheaven is good
New Lucy Dacus is good
New Spelling is good
New Bacxwash is good
Music is good
New Lucy Dacus is good
New Spelling is good
New Bacxwash is good
Music is good
Watching The Moth stream
March 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Watching The Moth stream
Last night I had a dream that I was sneaking through hotels with Eddie Vedder. We were dressed as pirates and trying to recover the awards won by Tom Petty so Eddie could put them in his mouth to fuck with Tom’s ghost.
The Grammy was especially impressive when he unhinged his jaw.
The Grammy was especially impressive when he unhinged his jaw.
March 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Last night I had a dream that I was sneaking through hotels with Eddie Vedder. We were dressed as pirates and trying to recover the awards won by Tom Petty so Eddie could put them in his mouth to fuck with Tom’s ghost.
The Grammy was especially impressive when he unhinged his jaw.
The Grammy was especially impressive when he unhinged his jaw.
So Daredevil Born Again is Sideshow Bob Roberts… and also real life… cool cool cool
March 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So Daredevil Born Again is Sideshow Bob Roberts… and also real life… cool cool cool
People don’t talk about the weird shit in the first Disturbed album enoigh. Sure there’s that sound and THAT part, but in their cover of Shout David Draiman says “Ice ice baby” in the middle of a verse…
March 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
People don’t talk about the weird shit in the first Disturbed album enoigh. Sure there’s that sound and THAT part, but in their cover of Shout David Draiman says “Ice ice baby” in the middle of a verse…
Just saw the Mars Volta new album set and I enjoyed it.
My dad’s review, “it sounds like 68-72 psych bullshit. I don’t get it.”
I feel like we’re both correct.
My dad’s review, “it sounds like 68-72 psych bullshit. I don’t get it.”
I feel like we’re both correct.
March 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Just saw the Mars Volta new album set and I enjoyed it.
My dad’s review, “it sounds like 68-72 psych bullshit. I don’t get it.”
I feel like we’re both correct.
My dad’s review, “it sounds like 68-72 psych bullshit. I don’t get it.”
I feel like we’re both correct.
Has anyone with a really long beard ever split it down the middle, pulled it back and braided it behind their head like a ponytail?
I hope not, but I do want to see it.
I hope not, but I do want to see it.
February 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Has anyone with a really long beard ever split it down the middle, pulled it back and braided it behind their head like a ponytail?
I hope not, but I do want to see it.
I hope not, but I do want to see it.
Is it good or bad if you realize you’re entering your midlife crisis?
Mine so far is getting into hockey and being interested in wrestling again.
Could be worse.
Mine so far is getting into hockey and being interested in wrestling again.
Could be worse.
February 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Is it good or bad if you realize you’re entering your midlife crisis?
Mine so far is getting into hockey and being interested in wrestling again.
Could be worse.
Mine so far is getting into hockey and being interested in wrestling again.
Could be worse.
Are kids only allowed in breweries because everyone has agreed that parents need to day drink to put up with them?
February 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Are kids only allowed in breweries because everyone has agreed that parents need to day drink to put up with them?
@heardle.bsky.social you a big Dev fan? Your SYL picks are always deep cuts.
February 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
@heardle.bsky.social you a big Dev fan? Your SYL picks are always deep cuts.
Is this the dumbest thing that could happen? It feels like it might be.
February 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Is this the dumbest thing that could happen? It feels like it might be.
I cannot believe I woke up this morning to Black Sabbath being an active band again.
Wikipedia says Black Sabbath ARE not were. Wild.
Wikipedia says Black Sabbath ARE not were. Wild.
February 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I cannot believe I woke up this morning to Black Sabbath being an active band again.
Wikipedia says Black Sabbath ARE not were. Wild.
Wikipedia says Black Sabbath ARE not were. Wild.