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Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
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It's the perfect "third time girlfriend is seeing family at a holiday event, and she's getting very comfortable with them, plus she's the hottest woman on earth" collage
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
It's the perfect "third time girlfriend is seeing family at a holiday event, and she's getting very comfortable with them, plus she's the hottest woman on earth" collage
Looking like a Myspace pic from 2004 after a night of listening to the new The Strokes album. I like that she's trying something dirty-retro
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Looking like a Myspace pic from 2004 after a night of listening to the new The Strokes album. I like that she's trying something dirty-retro
She and Sarah Snook were made to play opposite-moral-spectrum twins, with Christina Hendricks as the murky gray-area one that plays them both for fools in the end.
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
She and Sarah Snook were made to play opposite-moral-spectrum twins, with Christina Hendricks as the murky gray-area one that plays them both for fools in the end.
I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME👍
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME👍
Ah yes, the feature that will get people to pay for YouTube Premium - the ultra-necessary and constantly asked-for ability to play videos at 4x Speed 👍
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Ah yes, the feature that will get people to pay for YouTube Premium - the ultra-necessary and constantly asked-for ability to play videos at 4x Speed 👍
Some things really are this simple
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Some things really are this simple
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Emma Watson is a beautiful woman, easily fanciable, though sadly I see people still upload pics of her when she’s too young
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Emma Watson is a beautiful woman, easily fanciable, though sadly I see people still upload pics of her when she’s too young
It's always funny looking on my timeline during my conversations with awk and seeing just how I we got from one topic to another.
Joke about a gorgeous fat gal at Machu Pichu? Ok but what if I punched Hitler?
Joke about a gorgeous fat gal at Machu Pichu? Ok but what if I punched Hitler?
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
It's always funny looking on my timeline during my conversations with awk and seeing just how I we got from one topic to another.
Joke about a gorgeous fat gal at Machu Pichu? Ok but what if I punched Hitler?
Joke about a gorgeous fat gal at Machu Pichu? Ok but what if I punched Hitler?
Another great example~
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Another great example~
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Ellana Bryan tempting the ancients to come back and remind the world that a woman of this mass is something to worship, not demonize~
February 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Ellana Bryan tempting the ancients to come back and remind the world that a woman of this mass is something to worship, not demonize~
Beached Whale (said excitedly)
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Beached Whale (said excitedly)
FUCK
Brie Larson was not on my bingo card for "Understands the Amazingness of Buttcrack" but here we are
Brie Larson was not on my bingo card for "Understands the Amazingness of Buttcrack" but here we are
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
FUCK
Brie Larson was not on my bingo card for "Understands the Amazingness of Buttcrack" but here we are
Brie Larson was not on my bingo card for "Understands the Amazingness of Buttcrack" but here we are
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21 years later this intro still goes hard as hell
The community has collectively both ironically and unironically memed the TF Cybertron theme by always typing the narration from it in full caps one line at a time in comment sections every chance we get. We all say it's the best intro because of this lol.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwIM...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwIM...
Transformers Cybertron Intro (1080p HD)
YouTube video by OptimalOptimus2
m.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
21 years later this intro still goes hard as hell
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And thus, a religion was born~
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
And thus, a religion was born~
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For those that need reminding:
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
For those that need reminding:
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
"Americans will do anything but use the metric system"
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"Americans will do anything but use the metric system"
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Looks amazing
February 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Looks amazing
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Which she eagerly accepts
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Which she eagerly accepts
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If you had your way that shirt's buttons would be puckered
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If you had your way that shirt's buttons would be puckered
Brighter Bebe reveals Bigger Bebe trying to defeat the trappings of clothing that tells her that her body isn't good-enough.
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Brighter Bebe reveals Bigger Bebe trying to defeat the trappings of clothing that tells her that her body isn't good-enough.
Hot women by great lake is my end-game. I just wanna be able to write, fish, and eat a fat butt the rest of my life.
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Hot women by great lake is my end-game. I just wanna be able to write, fish, and eat a fat butt the rest of my life.
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That comment is some "What did the author mean by this?" High-school-English-teacher -shit right there.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.
There were also comments like this that rubbed me the wrong way. The person clearly consented MULTIPLE TIMES; why are we infantilizing an adult?
"We shouldn't normalize it." Normalize what; consistently asking for consent to continue? Just because it involves boobs in public?
"We shouldn't normalize it." Normalize what; consistently asking for consent to continue? Just because it involves boobs in public?
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
That comment is some "What did the author mean by this?" High-school-English-teacher -shit right there.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.