Akwardhardon
awkwardhardon.bsky.social
Akwardhardon
@awkwardhardon.bsky.social
23m, Melbourne, straight.
I love chubby girls and weight gain
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A Demigod whose power increases dramatically the heavier she gets~
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"The focus of this picture is for you to be thinking about my butthole."

Well ok!
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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There'd also be another alt of it where the ref is dangling food or something over her mouth.
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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Some examples
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Buying clothes that are *just* tight enough that they'll rip over the course of the meal
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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Physical proof that you've treated her the right way, amen
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Back when she was under 160
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 AM
@fapshots.bsky.social I'll be saving this for later
Especially since Margot has admitted to basically being an open-minded sexually progressive nudist IRL.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Deonna~
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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This defines my code of ethics on the romantic side of things
Ain't nothing more peaceful than a well-fed gal
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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My entire Top 4 looked like it at their peak~
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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She should have been this generation's baseline for Gorgeous
January 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Margot's dressing like she wants another kid in her
MARGOT ROBBIE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!! WHAT A DOLL!! 😍🖤
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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I remember one of my dnd playing friends once saying that the DM used a picture of Christina as a stand in for the fertility goddess in their campaign with the note "imagine her, but bigger" scrawled under it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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These two in a lesbian rom-com about a beach bum and a stuffy businesswoman, both of whom went through tough breakups with men but together learn to find love again.

Call it "No-Man's Land"
Happy Australia Day!
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I'm using this as an excuse to plug a Midnight Oil song.
The last song they recorded before they originally broke up in 2002.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQe...
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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I WILL BUT A TICKET TO THAT MOVIE RIGHT NOW!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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And that's why they need to get back together
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Happy Australia Day!
January 26, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Selena really is just so fine, really pretty and such a great body on her. Those tits are too die for, and I need my face under her ass so bad.
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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I’m always very appreciate of Millie’s midriff, always has her cute belly button poking out
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Blessed by Lizzie ❤️
Blessing your timeline with Elizabeth Olsen 😍
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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My kind of shirt. 🤭😵‍💫

Kiernan Shipka 🩷
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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“These lips are massagers for another persons lips, but not yours” - Dua Lipa
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 AM