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Slowride805
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NO DICTATORS OR KINGS! I’m hoping we can still salvage this country. MAGA THROAT GOATS SUPPORT A PEDO AND SEX TRAFFICKING! THE CULT IS GARBAGE. Not as witty as most of you so I mainly repost. BlueSky all day baby! Can Alito jump off a cliff already?
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Just in case “americans” meaning maga shit heads are still concerned about Somalian welfare fraud…here’s a list of the people their dear leader pardoned. So wtf are you guys complaining about?
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February 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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So only rethuglicans voting and rethuglicans winning is what they mean
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Rubio just made a speech to the European defense community in Munich that did not mention Ukraine. Or democracy. Or US business deals with Russia. Or the administration's plans to support the European far right. But there were lots of nice words about our common civilization.
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Fuck these turds! The pedophile mafia getting what they want. Difference is I don’t think anyone walks on water like they think their grifting leader does. This aint north korea
Epstein Fallout Explodes Around the World—but Not on Team Trump — The New Republic
In the last 24 hours, three people named in the Epstein files have faced major consequences.
apple.news
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
To all those maga pedophile loving sheep…you need to listen to this. To think about all those things you fear…just be glad to be here.
Hayling
YouTube video by FC Kahuna - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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I read the Trump-backed voter suppression bill, the so-called “Save America Act,” so you don’t have to. Here’s my summary. Please tell your Senators to vote NO on this abomination: 202-224-3121. TY. 1/
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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🎯🎯🎯
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Surely they won't even bother. So much covering, so little time between incidents.
Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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How do we know Trump is lying and Putin has actually said NO to all the cease fire requests? Because if Russia ceased firing, there would cease to be a war
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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In a recently surfaced video from 2014 …when Bondi was looking to be reelected as Florida’s top prosecutor, she pledged to
“Fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong, behind bars.”

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

www.huffpost.com/entry/pam-bo...
Resurfaced 2014 Video Of Pam Bondi Comes Back To Haunt Her
Critics were floored by Bondi's decade-old campaign promise, especially given her performance as head of Trump's DOJ.
www.huffpost.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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When RFK Jr says “I did cocaine off a toilet seat” every one is like “that tracks”
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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🧀 Happy National Cheddar Day🧀

🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊

TGIF

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a brie
I cheddar the world and the feda cheese
Everybody looking for stilton

How Did the Cheese End Up Rich?
It Made Some Sharp Investments.

Have a cheesy day
We will be okay

Love
Foxy 🦊
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Yeah, but how about when you injected heroin with a turkey baster...then served Thanksgiving dinner.
Nothing says trust me on public health like bragging about snorting cocaine off a toilet seat
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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And have you seen Pammy at work?
bsky.app/profile/noth...
If Pam Bondi was a waitress.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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There are only 130 siheks left in the world. Three of them share a bachelor pad at the Oregon Zoo.
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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God Speed. DOJ underestimated the will of the people to fight these injustices. Avoiding the investigators and web sleuths is futile. GET THE TRUTH, TAKE THEM DOWN.
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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That is what Our team is doing on Epsteinwiki.com
Home - EPSTEIN WIKI
EpsteinWiki exists because one of the most far-reaching trafficking networks in modern history has never been fully exposed.
Epsteinwiki.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Please send this jaw-dropping exchange to every MAGA who still thinks the DOJ isn’t blatantly protecting Trump and his cabal of wealthy pedophiles.
Goldman: "Will the survivors and victims who are here please stand up one more time. By show of hands, how many of you or your loved ones actually have met with the DOJ? None ... How many of you were ignored by the DOJ? All of them." (Bondi responds by smearing Goldman.)
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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I can't think of an attorney general ever showing this much open contempt for Congress before.

Not only would most of them think this kind of conduct was beneath them, they'd have known that the Judiciary Committee chair, whatever the party, would never stand for clownish antics like this.
Bondi is now just straight up ignoring questions from Democratic members
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My point here is don’t buy into the fear. I know the election has come and gone but the maga pedophile mafia based the platform on fear. Cities are going to hell, the country going to hell……and a bunch of dipshits bought into it.
Prominent NFL writer says 'they lied to you' about San Francisco
All San Francisco had to do to fix its image problem was host the Super Bowl.
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Decades old drug charges? Cake face puppy killing noem??? Cmon man. Ice is nothing but a pedophile supporting goon squad. And most of those ice jack-offs will be gone themselves if this orange bitch succeeds. All for money…fuck your sign bonuses you greedy bitches
ICE deports green-card holder of 40 years
Owen Ramsingh has been deported to the Netherlands after being detained by ICE agents in September.
share.google
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Several ICE agents were arrested in recent months, showing risk of misconduct
The dear pedophile leaders thugs who are supposed to be safe-guarding America. Yup maga pedophiles…these are YOUR people.
Several ICE agents were arrested in recent months, showing risk of misconduct
Investigators say one immigration official abused his girlfriend for years. Another admitted he sexually abused a woman in his custody.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM