"This is that rare play with twelve men on the field, did you know that, Chris? I had twelve men in a field once. Well, technically eleven and the twelfth got sprinkled over them in a fine mist because I was feeding him into a portable wood chipper...

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Sean McDermott looks like what you would get if you put Ron Howard into a fighting game

“Oh this was an ugly half, Chris? This is nothing. An ugly half is using rusty garden shears to cut a hobo in half just above the waist, but your hands are shaking so much from the Peruvian Disco Dust that you spend like five minutes sawing away at his sacrum

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“What’s that, Chris? You think Derrick Henry is a different kind of cat? I spent the summer trying to breed a different kind of cat. I kept shoving a Burmese shorthair up a hobo’s ass to see if I could train him to use a litter box....

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I've said it before and I've said it again, the best use of AI would be to shrink Tony Dungy every week by about an inch and during the last game of the season, Maria Taylor puts him into her pocket and walks off set.

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I love that Maria Taylor is literally a head taller than everyone on that set. Dying to hear her ask Jason Garrett "How's the weather down there, little man?"

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"Jesus, Chris, you think it's a big game because it's a division game? A real division game is where you inject a hobo with a Peruvian neurotoxin and tell him he can have the antidote if he divides his friend into three equal parts... (1/3)

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