Jeike the Feike
@fakejakesnyder.bsky.social
I make new comedy accounts sometimes and that's about it...
I'm a non-practicing atheist.
Which means I don't have a Reddit account.
Which means I don't have a Reddit account.
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm a non-practicing atheist.
Which means I don't have a Reddit account.
Which means I don't have a Reddit account.
I legitimately just had an existential crisis when I realized I'm the same age as Tingle.
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I legitimately just had an existential crisis when I realized I'm the same age as Tingle.
Nothing quite humiliates an aging man like going back to an ol' video game they enjoyed in the days of 'yore and immediately getting killed by "JEFFY_EPPIE_FAN"
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Nothing quite humiliates an aging man like going back to an ol' video game they enjoyed in the days of 'yore and immediately getting killed by "JEFFY_EPPIE_FAN"
And most importantly...
I zoted
I zoted
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And most importantly...
I zoted
I zoted
I've finally come to fully accept the fact that I unironically need to wear suspenders hashtagnoass
September 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I've finally come to fully accept the fact that I unironically need to wear suspenders hashtagnoass
I ain't that old...
*remembers Year of the Snitch came out seven years ago*
*crumbles into dust*
*remembers Year of the Snitch came out seven years ago*
*crumbles into dust*
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I ain't that old...
*remembers Year of the Snitch came out seven years ago*
*crumbles into dust*
*remembers Year of the Snitch came out seven years ago*
*crumbles into dust*
If only Harry Caray could have lived long enough to be the announcer for Smash Bros...
August 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If only Harry Caray could have lived long enough to be the announcer for Smash Bros...
Pay me no mind! Just here to update my profile picture with the image that best captures my inner rage. Nothin' to see here!
July 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Pay me no mind! Just here to update my profile picture with the image that best captures my inner rage. Nothin' to see here!
35 is an odd number to say out loud...
July 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
35 is an odd number to say out loud...
Epstein's dead!? I didn't even know he was sick.
July 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Epstein's dead!? I didn't even know he was sick.
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.elyts ni kcab gnimoc si ekil uoy emem "flesmih llik t'ndid nietspE yreffeJ" tahT
July 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
.elyts ni kcab gnimoc si ekil uoy emem "flesmih llik t'ndid nietspE yreffeJ" tahT
It's not the heat, it's the humanity.
June 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's not the heat, it's the humanity.
"These video game graphics are insanely good!"
- Me, with my failing eyesight
- Me, with my failing eyesight
June 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"These video game graphics are insanely good!"
- Me, with my failing eyesight
- Me, with my failing eyesight
Death Stranding 2: The Search for Curly's Gold
June 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Death Stranding 2: The Search for Curly's Gold
I think I just got scammed. These three weird kids in a cul-de-sac fooled me with the promise of a cool carnival ride. Turned out to be some ramshackle 2x4 contraption. Lost a whole quarter on that.
June 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think I just got scammed. These three weird kids in a cul-de-sac fooled me with the promise of a cool carnival ride. Turned out to be some ramshackle 2x4 contraption. Lost a whole quarter on that.
Wii would like to Switch too!
June 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wii would like to Switch too!
Anti-homeless furniture, but in office buildings
June 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Anti-homeless furniture, but in office buildings
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Also, just a reminder - and we can't emphasize this enough - if we're not coming to your city/state it is simply because we hate it OR you haven't DM'd us about the problematic dive bar that would love to host us.
June 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Also, just a reminder - and we can't emphasize this enough - if we're not coming to your city/state it is simply because we hate it OR you haven't DM'd us about the problematic dive bar that would love to host us.
This build is fucked. Picked the wrong stats for my life. Where can I respec?
May 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This build is fucked. Picked the wrong stats for my life. Where can I respec?
OSHA will tell you "You can't perfect parry that bandsaw."
I'm here to tells ya "You CAN!"
I'm here to tells ya "You CAN!"
May 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
OSHA will tell you "You can't perfect parry that bandsaw."
I'm here to tells ya "You CAN!"
I'm here to tells ya "You CAN!"
How to raise a good child.
1.) Make 'em watch "Little Bill"
2.) Tell 'em to do the exact opposite of everything that lil' fucker does
1.) Make 'em watch "Little Bill"
2.) Tell 'em to do the exact opposite of everything that lil' fucker does
May 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
How to raise a good child.
1.) Make 'em watch "Little Bill"
2.) Tell 'em to do the exact opposite of everything that lil' fucker does
1.) Make 'em watch "Little Bill"
2.) Tell 'em to do the exact opposite of everything that lil' fucker does
"American Pope" sounds like the title for a Mr. Weebl song
May 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"American Pope" sounds like the title for a Mr. Weebl song