failOpen
@failopen.bsky.social
Infosec old person who doesn't generally talk about infosec
Life hack, if you see a headline that starts with "democrats threaten..." Ralated to anything in congress, just skip out, they won't follow through.
Think about how much time you'll save not reading false shit.
Think about how much time you'll save not reading false shit.
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Life hack, if you see a headline that starts with "democrats threaten..." Ralated to anything in congress, just skip out, they won't follow through.
Think about how much time you'll save not reading false shit.
Think about how much time you'll save not reading false shit.
It's amazing how well ice is able to breath with their face masks.
If only we had their technology 5 years ago
If only we had their technology 5 years ago
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It's amazing how well ice is able to breath with their face masks.
If only we had their technology 5 years ago
If only we had their technology 5 years ago
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I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison.
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison.
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
I assume sports ball must be on. Feed got confusing
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I assume sports ball must be on. Feed got confusing
So, they are paying 100k for info on people who vandalized or steal federal property.
I have a tip on a pardoned guy who stole a podium from congress. I hear he's running for office in Florida.
OH, you mean OTHER people... Got it
I have a tip on a pardoned guy who stole a podium from congress. I hear he's running for office in Florida.
OH, you mean OTHER people... Got it
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
So, they are paying 100k for info on people who vandalized or steal federal property.
I have a tip on a pardoned guy who stole a podium from congress. I hear he's running for office in Florida.
OH, you mean OTHER people... Got it
I have a tip on a pardoned guy who stole a podium from congress. I hear he's running for office in Florida.
OH, you mean OTHER people... Got it
I'm honestly surprised tiny hands Hitler hasn't already started on his mount Rushmore spot
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I'm honestly surprised tiny hands Hitler hasn't already started on his mount Rushmore spot
Rough around the edges but so far so good for a first cut
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Rough around the edges but so far so good for a first cut
I'm sure this will get me flack but I somehow ended up in a jobseeking reddit.
That's the next set of incels right there. So many victims.
Someone was asked to spend 4 minutes on something for an interview and the whole reddit was agast at the horrors. And yet somehow they can't get work.
That's the next set of incels right there. So many victims.
Someone was asked to spend 4 minutes on something for an interview and the whole reddit was agast at the horrors. And yet somehow they can't get work.
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I'm sure this will get me flack but I somehow ended up in a jobseeking reddit.
That's the next set of incels right there. So many victims.
Someone was asked to spend 4 minutes on something for an interview and the whole reddit was agast at the horrors. And yet somehow they can't get work.
That's the next set of incels right there. So many victims.
Someone was asked to spend 4 minutes on something for an interview and the whole reddit was agast at the horrors. And yet somehow they can't get work.
It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
It has to start sometime
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
It has to start sometime
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
I can't be the only one that literally has no expectations of surviving until the next year, each year right?
I can count on one hand the number of years I think I was well enough to assume I would make it another full year.
Im struggling to get to each day at this point.
I can count on one hand the number of years I think I was well enough to assume I would make it another full year.
Im struggling to get to each day at this point.
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I can't be the only one that literally has no expectations of surviving until the next year, each year right?
I can count on one hand the number of years I think I was well enough to assume I would make it another full year.
Im struggling to get to each day at this point.
I can count on one hand the number of years I think I was well enough to assume I would make it another full year.
Im struggling to get to each day at this point.
The number of things im seeing marketed"powered by ai" that have no reason for any flavor of thr horribly misused term to be part of the product makes me think they just mean the software was written in cursor
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The number of things im seeing marketed"powered by ai" that have no reason for any flavor of thr horribly misused term to be part of the product makes me think they just mean the software was written in cursor
So... who goes to jail when the doj breaks the law?
I mean. I know the answer is no one but...
I mean. I know the answer is no one but...
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So... who goes to jail when the doj breaks the law?
I mean. I know the answer is no one but...
I mean. I know the answer is no one but...
At this point, I would negatively judge any country openly welcoming American expats
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
At this point, I would negatively judge any country openly welcoming American expats
So...what would actually have to be released in the files today for
1. Trump to get arrested
2. Trumps followers turning their back on him
I cant tell if the bars are very far apart or the same at this point.
1. Trump to get arrested
2. Trumps followers turning their back on him
I cant tell if the bars are very far apart or the same at this point.
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
So...what would actually have to be released in the files today for
1. Trump to get arrested
2. Trumps followers turning their back on him
I cant tell if the bars are very far apart or the same at this point.
1. Trump to get arrested
2. Trumps followers turning their back on him
I cant tell if the bars are very far apart or the same at this point.
Totally made up but potentially true conspiracy theory that just popped into my head.
The massive backlash against paleo diet/lifestyle online was a staged bot farm driven smear campaign by the medical industry who was losing money due to people being healthy
The massive backlash against paleo diet/lifestyle online was a staged bot farm driven smear campaign by the medical industry who was losing money due to people being healthy
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Totally made up but potentially true conspiracy theory that just popped into my head.
The massive backlash against paleo diet/lifestyle online was a staged bot farm driven smear campaign by the medical industry who was losing money due to people being healthy
The massive backlash against paleo diet/lifestyle online was a staged bot farm driven smear campaign by the medical industry who was losing money due to people being healthy
First one to post a proper "its Rex manning day" meme tomorrow but modified for epstine wins.
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
First one to post a proper "its Rex manning day" meme tomorrow but modified for epstine wins.
And people said how poor taste it was to put googly eyes on his portrait at the shmoocon hotel.
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And people said how poor taste it was to put googly eyes on his portrait at the shmoocon hotel.
The alcohol sales from celebratory drinking when a certain person dies will be monumental
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The alcohol sales from celebratory drinking when a certain person dies will be monumental
What do you call it when you self-destructivly stop taking your meds and just wait for the worst to happen.
At this point it feels like that's the new American dream. Well I'm living it until im not
At this point it feels like that's the new American dream. Well I'm living it until im not
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What do you call it when you self-destructivly stop taking your meds and just wait for the worst to happen.
At this point it feels like that's the new American dream. Well I'm living it until im not
At this point it feels like that's the new American dream. Well I'm living it until im not
Using "Us" and "them" to refer to political parties makes as much sense as using the same when talking professional sports teams.
You aren't on that team. They aren't doing it for you, they are doing it for money.
None of this is for you.
You aren't on that team. They aren't doing it for you, they are doing it for money.
None of this is for you.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Using "Us" and "them" to refer to political parties makes as much sense as using the same when talking professional sports teams.
You aren't on that team. They aren't doing it for you, they are doing it for money.
None of this is for you.
You aren't on that team. They aren't doing it for you, they are doing it for money.
None of this is for you.
I love getting notifications I've been blocked on here. I barely use it and I don't think I did anything block worthy. But hey, everyone can do what they want I guess.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I love getting notifications I've been blocked on here. I barely use it and I don't think I did anything block worthy. But hey, everyone can do what they want I guess.
I'm so over everything. At this point I'm just waiting to get diagnosed with cancer so I can just stop trying.
I guess id have to ever go to a doctor for that to happen.
I guess id have to ever go to a doctor for that to happen.
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm so over everything. At this point I'm just waiting to get diagnosed with cancer so I can just stop trying.
I guess id have to ever go to a doctor for that to happen.
I guess id have to ever go to a doctor for that to happen.
I did a couple spaces this week
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I did a couple spaces this week