Leopards Eating Faces
@faceleopardwx.bsky.social
I was a lifelong NOAA meteorologist. Then eggs cost too much.
Pinned
Let’s not let them forget what they voted for.
This account will highlight people (preferably in the wx enterprise but doesn’t have to be) who thought they were voting for cheaper eggs, but predictably got a whole pile of crow instead.
DMs are open, send tips. Tipster ID always protected.
This account will highlight people (preferably in the wx enterprise but doesn’t have to be) who thought they were voting for cheaper eggs, but predictably got a whole pile of crow instead.
DMs are open, send tips. Tipster ID always protected.
Midnight SNACK
May 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Midnight SNACK
May 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Our first meteorologist SNACK in several weeks. Tasty.
April 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Our first meteorologist SNACK in several weeks. Tasty.
Oh no! Anyways.
April 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh no! Anyways.
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We are resting up for a VERY big day tomorrow. We thought we had a couple of years but credit where credit is due to President Trump for accomplishing it in 80 days. Great work sir!
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We are resting up for a VERY big day tomorrow. We thought we had a couple of years but credit where credit is due to President Trump for accomplishing it in 80 days. Great work sir!
Your favorite flesh-eating felines are going corporate this morning.
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Your favorite flesh-eating felines are going corporate this morning.
Our expert feline opinion is that once we’re done with his face, she should file for divorce.
March 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Our expert feline opinion is that once we’re done with his face, she should file for divorce.
Mid-afternoon Midwest Friday SNACK
March 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mid-afternoon Midwest Friday SNACK
Our Michigan bureau has been monitoring these developments, following reports in the fall of the two candidates being the same on Gaza.
March 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Our Michigan bureau has been monitoring these developments, following reports in the fall of the two candidates being the same on Gaza.
Reposted by Leopards Eating Faces
a rare instance of pre- @faceleopardwx.bsky.social clarity caught on camera. Quite a few mortgages in that man’s name and the federal apparatus built by boomers to secure them is being shredded in fast motion.
DIMON: “America First is fine. America alone? If we end up alone because, you know, we're tearing the world asunder? We will have made a mistake.”
(via The Transcript) $JPM
(via The Transcript) $JPM
March 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
a rare instance of pre- @faceleopardwx.bsky.social clarity caught on camera. Quite a few mortgages in that man’s name and the federal apparatus built by boomers to secure them is being shredded in fast motion.
Dinner.
A Virginia man, a naturalized citizen who was detained by ICE, said he's now questioning his vote for Trump.
Jensy Machado said he thought Trump would "just go against criminals, not every Hispanic looking, like, that they will assume that we are all illegals.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
Jensy Machado said he thought Trump would "just go against criminals, not every Hispanic looking, like, that they will assume that we are all illegals.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
U.S. citizen detained by ICE questions vote for Trump: 'Just following Hispanic people'
A Virginia man said he was driving to work Wednesday with two other men near his home in Virginia when he was stopped by ICE agents with guns in their hands.
www.nbcnews.com
March 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dinner.
We Great Patriot Leopards have advice for you sir: You got conned. Bye!
March 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We Great Patriot Leopards have advice for you sir: You got conned. Bye!
Good morning. Brunch is served, senators.
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good morning. Brunch is served, senators.
We LOVE snacking on CEOs. Happy Friday!
February 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We LOVE snacking on CEOs. Happy Friday!
Playing fashy chaser games, win smart leopard prizes.
February 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Playing fashy chaser games, win smart leopard prizes.
Melanie the Mortgage Chick never saw this (or us) coming.
February 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Melanie the Mortgage Chick never saw this (or us) coming.
To be clear, we are not here to feast on Marilyn’s daughter, who did not vote for or want any of this. We are only interested in Marilyn; the DEI leopards are scratching at your door.
February 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
To be clear, we are not here to feast on Marilyn’s daughter, who did not vote for or want any of this. We are only interested in Marilyn; the DEI leopards are scratching at your door.
This is long but it's the most cathartic flesh-eating experience we've had to date and we highly recommend it. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/f...
Former IRS worker who supported President Trump speaks out after being laid off
Robert McCabe was one of the thousands of probationary IRS employees who were laid off on Thursday as part of the Trump administration’s efforts to reduce the size of the federal workforce through the...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
February 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is long but it's the most cathartic flesh-eating experience we've had to date and we highly recommend it. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/f...
Today’s tasty flesh snack is brought to you by Elno Crust, renowned for following through and paying his employees. Bye!
February 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Today’s tasty flesh snack is brought to you by Elno Crust, renowned for following through and paying his employees. Bye!
We have arrived at The Capitol.
February 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We have arrived at The Capitol.
Pour one out. Another genius has fallen to the leopards.
February 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pour one out. Another genius has fallen to the leopards.
We are a bunch of cats rolling over in laughter. Before we eat your flesh, Emily.
February 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We are a bunch of cats rolling over in laughter. Before we eat your flesh, Emily.
The world’s smallest leopard violin for this one
Leopard alert!
Farmers feeling weight of Trump policies with shutdown of aid
@shawnmilrad.bsky.social @faceleopardwx.bsky.social
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Farmers feeling weight of Trump policies with shutdown of aid
@shawnmilrad.bsky.social @faceleopardwx.bsky.social
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
February 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The world’s smallest leopard violin for this one