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Friendly reminder Bowser is a communist.
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July 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Honestly, Goku's proof that some people should've been dropped on their head as a kid. #TACO 🌮
June 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes I remember my mom stopped listening to Stevie Nicks because she "turned liberal" and then started listening to Halsey and Kacey Musgraves 🤔
April 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Was no one planning on telling me #YoungJustice got queer? Just finished it, highly recommend. #DC
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Honestly I had a dream the DOGE was getting canceled and I want to go back to sleep 😭
March 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Mommmmm! Donny's bombing Yemen again! And Pete won't let me in the group chat! Make 'em stop!
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I've never accidentally leaked my war plans.
March 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I really wish straight people didn't miss the point of V for Vendetta sometimes.
March 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Honestly, thank God for my teacher who made me study etymology every week in 8th grade. I know the difference between #transgender 🏳️‍⚧️ and #transgenicmice 🐭
March 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why are straight people so gross 🤢 like they care so much about sex and STDs they have to bring it up in everything. Ew.
March 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Okay so let's say we impeach Trump... What do we do with this guy?
March 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you get up to see the eclipse tonight, we might be looking at the same moon. Maybe. If I get up for it. We'll see, but the sentiment is still there. 🌑🦇 #LunarEclipse
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you would have told me I'd be looking for a summer job in NYC, ten years ago, I would have told you you're crazy!!! 🫨
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hubby did my makeup today 😘 @oldmannobly.bsky.social
March 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Ok, but can someone tell me why JD Vance looks like he could've been the third spy in #ChittyChittyBangBang?
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
All you need are the three W's and a hot bath with candles.
• Wine
• Weed
• Will to live
March 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"Listen, folks, all animals are equal, okay? But let me tell you, some of them—the best ones, the smartest ones—they're more equal than the others. Believe me, nobody knows more about equality than I do."
March 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Road trip
March 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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And some of the people applauded the emperor, for although they knew he was naked and feared reprisal, others (because their worship was so deep, and their minds so owned) saw clothes where there were none. #BodyLanguageExpert #BehaviorAnalysis
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If you feel the need to defend your problematic behavior being called out with "oh I have friends that are x, y, z so it's fine" it's probably not fine.
March 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thank you. #sotu
March 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM